Convenience...

[Lumber]

What does this word mean to you?

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[JohnnyCash]

Without hassle.

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[Katylina]

I can tell you what inconvenience means.

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[badorties]

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[JPMNICK]

covience is making things that could be difficult easy.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Adult diapers.

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You mean the liquor part right?

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[Freakshow]

well, I did move back to Virginia.

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[jeffdwright2001]

well, I did move back to Virginia.
And doesn't that part of it suck?

In Indiana we had liquor stores all over the place, then again, maybe it's because we were living in Indiana.

I'd never heard of regulated stores and store hours until I moved to this part of the country.

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[Mike Teacher]

I gotta tell ya some shit is getting Too convenient. Flat Tire the other day; I changed it on the side of the road instead of reaching for the phone and waiting and that bullshit. And when I got to my service place and had no ride hom, I walked the five miles.

And it was friggin great.

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 8-20-04 @ 9:39 AM

[Jack_Doff]

Convenience means I will be paying extra so my lazy ass doesn't have to do it myself.

[Freakshow]

And doesn't that part of it suck?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm kinda used to regulation. I've only lived in MD, PA, and VA. Each has their own weird alcohol regulations. PA the weird thing is buying beer--you have to get 6 packs from a 'bottle shop,' but if you wanted anything larger you had to go to a 'distributor.' Maryland you can only buy beer from a liquour store, or a few 'tiger marts' or whatever, but you can't walk into any 7-11 or Supermarket and get beer. VA, of course, there's the whole ABC thing, but it's pretty much the least regulated out of the three.

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This message was edited by Freakshow on 8-20-04 @ 9:54 AM

[FUNKMAN]

an empty bank line or toll booth...

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[jeffdwright2001]

an empty bank line or toll booth...

Tollbooths are never what they seem (even the empty ones).
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[Furtherman]

This message was edited by Furtherman on 9-29-04 @ 5:26 PM

[JustJon]

Main Entry: 1conúveúnience
Pronunciation: k&n-'vEn-y&n(t)s
Function: noun
1 : fitness or suitability for performing an action or fulfilling a requirement
2 a : something (as an appliance, device, or service) conducive to comfort or ease b chiefly British : TOILET 3
3 : a suitable or convenient time <at your convenience>
4 : freedom from discomfort : EASE

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[Mike Teacher]

Oh Sure jusr find it in an online Dictionary. How conv...

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[jeffdwright2001]

Main Entry: 1conúveúnience
Pronunciation: k&n-'vEn-y&n(t)s

Ok, I know I'm dense at times (more so since I put on sympathy pounds during the wife's pregnancy). But I always thought "&" was pronounced "and".

If that's the case then wouldn't it sound like:

k-and-n-veen-y-and-nts

canandveenyandts no longer seems a convenient word to use. I'm switching to "EZ".

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[Freakshow]

3 : a suitable or convenient time <at your convenience>


Using a word to define itself? That's just lazy.

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[Furtherman]

Using a word to define itself? That's just lazy.


And stupid!
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[SatCam]

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[Lumber]

I can tell you what inconvenience means.

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This message was edited by njlumberdude on 8-21-04 @ 12:01 AM

[reeshy]

comvenience is sending my manservant, Lee, out to the store for me!!!!!!!

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[Lumber]

comvenience is sending my manservant, Lee, out to the store for me!!!!!!!

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[PanterA]

Being able to fart in front of company and having a family dog available to blame it on.

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[FUNKMAN]

mini skirt and no panties



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a pet bunny with potato chips and beer growing out of its head

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[JPMNICK]

laptop with wireless internet and streaming media

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[reeshy]

comvenience is sending my manservant, Lee, out to the store for me!!!!!!!




See, Mikeyboy,,,that's an inside joke!!!!!

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