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blakjeezis
08-19-2004, 04:21 PM
Seriously. I had to go work at a squid packing plant today over in Red Hook. Jesus Christ, the entire place was covered in 2 inches of nasty ass squid water. I'm digging around under a scale and there's smooshy, black, rotten-ass, rancid squid parts all underneath it. Obviously, the clothes I was wearing, underwear, boots, the works reek. I brought an entire change of clothes which I wore on the drive back; they may have to be burned. I took a shower, went swimming in the heavily chlorinated pool, took another shower and I'm still walking aorund in a fucking cloud. I'm seriously considering shaving all the hair on my body off, because that's where the stink is all getting caught up.


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FUNKMAN
08-19-2004, 04:26 PM
squid packing


that's not what Pantera said...
;p


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do you have to keep working there? if so ask the other workers what they use to clean with...

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SatCam
08-19-2004, 04:32 PM
Is that squid ass I smell or are you just happy to see me?

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Lumber
08-19-2004, 04:40 PM
Dude, get yourself a bottle of lemon juice and sponge bath in the shower. It always worked for me.

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SatCam
08-19-2004, 04:41 PM
Dude, get yourself a bottle of lemon juice and sponge bath in the shower. It always worked for me.

And if you have any open sores, say goodbye to your dignity.

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FUNKMAN
08-19-2004, 04:49 PM
after crabbing one day and after cooking and eating the crabs we couldn't get the crab scent off our hands... one of my friends said to wash our hands with a piece of silverware, basically rubbing the spoon or fork in your hands like a bar of soap, and it worked...

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cheezeemee
08-19-2004, 04:51 PM
Funny
you've smelled like that everytime I've met you.

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reeshy
08-19-2004, 04:55 PM
Tomato juice works good too...What the fuck kind of work do you do anyway?????

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TheMojoPin
08-19-2004, 04:58 PM
He's gotta stick his arms in the fish bin for 8 hours day, just like his father did, and his father before him!

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PanterA
08-19-2004, 04:58 PM
I'm seriously considering shaving all the hair on my body offMental note, buy stock in gillette.

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Tenbatsuzen
08-19-2004, 05:01 PM
Mental note, buy stock in gillette.



Dude, he's gonna need the Quattro.



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Recyclerz
08-19-2004, 05:10 PM
I've got an idea. Just tell your friends you nailed Courtney Love.

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reeshy
08-19-2004, 05:43 PM
When I serve in Soviet fishing fleet, we fish for 15 hour day...then we pack fish for 9 hour a day...then we sing party song for 4 hour a day...then we hunt Amerikanski sub for 13 hour....all for 8 day a week!!!!!

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FUNKMAN
08-19-2004, 06:25 PM
if worse comes to worse try some cocktail sauce or some marinara...

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reeshy
08-19-2004, 06:27 PM
if worse comes to worse try some cocktail sauce or some marinara.


At least the squid will tast good!!!!

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IrishAlkey
08-19-2004, 06:41 PM
I'll help you shave the bottom of your feet.

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JPMNICK
08-19-2004, 06:43 PM
I think he works with and calibrates scales.

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breezeegangstar
09-08-2004, 05:36 PM
man, today was my first day of work as a hostess in a place. Insted of that shit, i had to sort rancid fish parts, and ended up pouring rancid squid juice all over myself. It got in my mouth, i know how you feel! Grodo McBodo!

ADF
09-08-2004, 05:55 PM
i had to sort rancid fish parts, and ended up pouring rancid squid juice all over myself. It got in my mouth


Now I'm starvin'.

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Hottub
09-08-2004, 06:06 PM
Funny, for some reason, I smell like YOUR mom's box!! :p ;p ;p ;p :8|: :eg: :)




BJ, please note the excessive smiley's!!

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Hottub
09-08-2004, 06:06 PM
Funny, for some reason, I smell like YOUR mom's box!! :p ;p ;p ;p :8|: :eg: :)




BJ, please note the excessive smiley's!!


double post, but added more smiley's.
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monsterone
09-08-2004, 06:14 PM
I'm seriously considering shaving all the hair on my body offMental note, buy stock in gillette.

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fuck that; buy stock in john deere.

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JustJon
09-08-2004, 06:40 PM
man, today was my first day of work as a hostess in a place. Insted of that shit, i had to sort rancid fish parts, and ended up pouring rancid squid juice all over myself. It got in my mouth, i know how you feel! Grodo McBodo!

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LiquidCourage
09-11-2004, 08:27 AM
Looks like someone's got a case of the Cat Scratch Fever.

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09-11-2004, 08:39 AM
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09-11-2004, 09:17 AM
Looks like someone's got a case of the Cat Scratch Fever.


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