New Machine Lets People Inhale Alcohol

[JPMNICK]

Of course, everyone wants it banned already.

LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,129460,00.html)

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[Tall_James]

Celebrity endorsement

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"This time...I DID inhale - and it was friggin' awesome! Just like getting a BJ from a fat chick!"




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[jeffdwright2001]

I'd like a tank of your best T.J. Swan barkeep and put it in a dirty tube.

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[walking joint]

this machine sucks. it takes 20 minutes to inhale a shot. unless i can take it home with me, i just don't have the time to wait for it to make me drunk.

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[nickeye]

"The Alcohol Without Liquid Machine: It's kinda like being trapped in a closet with a Kennedy."

[ChickenHawk]

Hmmm... this thing works very slowly they say...
::scratches chin::

By cracky, I've GOT IT!
I just thought of a QUICKER, BETTER way of ingesting alcohol!



DRINK IT!

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[golfcourseguy]

The machine... has users wear a mask and breathe in the alcoholic vapor. Promoters praise it for inducing a sense of well-being and say it doesn't lead to hangovers


Don the mask and pretend you're a jedi comando!
I think in Texas this is already part of the
"no bush pilots left behind" initiative.

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[Katylina]

I don't like to drink beer, let alone inhale it. Do you think inhaling beer causes Cancer too?

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[SatCam]

Does inhaling it give you a hangover?

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[Mike Teacher]

hell when i was a Boozehound everyone around me said I was inhaling the booze.

This to me is like Goldschlager and all the other bullshit shots; if you wanna get drunk, drink some real booze.

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[Fallon]

No liquid = no beer belly?

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