"Clerks"

[iscream22]

You all gotta admit,,, That "clerks" is the best movie ever made."

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[Fallon]

Yes, it kicked ass.

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[Fezbian]

I second that, in fact I'm gonna go watch it now on my DVD player ;)

Nothing can stop the Grimace!

[TomPoo]

Clerks holds arguably the best movie quote ever:

Customer: Are either one of these any good? [Randal ignores her.] Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!


REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

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[Death Metal Moe]

2 words:

SPACE BALLS!

Destroys all!!!

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[Sheeplovr]

not best ever best movie made EVER for under a million

number 333 its the way to be

It was funnie i didnt know the size my brother did it and the guy isnt really in the sheep

[stump12]

SPACE BALLS????????????????
im not gonna comment on that

gone postal!
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[stump12]

if were gonna talk comedy you cant come close to caddyshack!

gone postal!
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[EffMeBoobs]

No one mentioned Airplane??

Clerks does rock!!!

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[lil chicklet]

Clerks was awesome, this is just a shameless rush to 100 posts, but I really do love clerks

"it's pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

[JustJon]

not quite the best movie
ever made, but a really
good one.


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[The Fustigator]

Spaceballs??? Who is this guy?? CLERKS destroys all, it even has the best song ever made- BERSERKER

My love for you is like big truck,BERSERKER!
Would you like some making fuck,BERSERKER!
My love for you is like ticking clock,BERSERKER!
Would you like to suck my cock,BERSERKER!


Smell ya later, The Fustigator

[HordeKing1]

Clerks was really good as was Dogma, Airplane AND Spaceballs.

But can anything top the comic genuis evident in South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

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[Circus Boy]

i think clerks and SP are tied...they both are equally as funny...but the south park TV show eclipses the short lived clerks show...so i guess south park is the best

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[brodieman]

Clerks is without a doubt the best movie ever made, it started the career of kevin smith who went on to make some of the funniest yet poinent movies ever made, it set the standard for independent films, and it said the words COCK, CUM, and CUNT more then any other movie i know:

"Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"


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[iscream22]

HEY! Its my chat room buddie Brodie!! When did u join the board?

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[brodieman]

look at my status i have been here since june :P

just didnt start posting till last week, nice to see u too iscream

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[Jennitalia]

Clerks was a great movie, although the first few times I saw it I was really high and didn't remember much of it.

[brodieman]

best way to see the movie Jenn :)

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