I found a new Ron and Fez listener

[jeffdwright2001]

My son Matthew Dean Wright was born this past Sunday (08-08-04) at 8:31 AM.

He was 37 weeks along as of when the water broke Saturday night - so he just made it as "full term".

Weight: 5 lbs. 15 oz.
Height: 18.5 inches

Mom and baby are home doing fine. Life is great.

The only part that sucks is that tomorrow I'm back at work.

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[AngelAmy]

congrats!

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[JPMNICK]

Awesome Jeff!!!!
Congrats!!


I thought we had spoke about names such as
"Nick" or
"JPM"

but I guess Matthew is good enough.

Glad everyone is fine and life is good. Congrats again!


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[East Side Dave]

Congratulations, Jeff! Anytime you need a baby-barber, you can call me...but only if you have scotch!!

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[A.J.]

Congrats Pops!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Great news! Congratulations!

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[Freakshow]

Congrats

I think you should have J Dubs over to babysit.

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[scorpion]

Congrats Jeff on your new addition to the family!!!!

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[JPMNICK]

Were you more excited about the Kid or you 1,000 post.

BTW, this is a test and there is no right answer.

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[Tall_James]

HEY! Great news! Congratulations to you and the missus.

I guess we can expect a lot of late night posts from you from now on.


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[East Side Dave]

Were you more excited about the Kid or you 1,000 post.




I'll go with the Kid....but only because you capitalized the "k."






I guess we can expect a lot of late night posts from you from now on.





Maybe....maybe not!! I don't need to tell you.....I don't need to tell anybody!!




















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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 8-12-04 @ 12:10 PM

[McNabbShouldDie]

Awesome news man, congratulations!

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[fezident]

Nice work! Congrats.

Fez 4 Prez!!

[ChickenHawk]

Where'd you find him? And do his real parents know yet?


Just kidding bro! COngratulations budday!

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[jafter]

Congrats Jeff, I hope mom, baby, and you are all doing well.

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[Furtherman]

It is good to know funny people are bearing offspring.

Congrats!!!

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[Reephdweller]

That's awesome Jeff. Congratulations!!

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[blakjeezis]

Has Heckler asked him to write a letter to Joel Hollander yet?

Great to know we've got another one on our side. Congrats Jeff!

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[reeshy]

Copngrats...kiss him everyday of his life...like I did with my Mikey!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Oh, MAN, Jeff's posts just get funnier and funnier...I swear, the man's a GENIUS!

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Ah, I keed. Way to go, big poppa. Congratulations, and all my best to the family!

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[Iamnotatool]

Now this is much better than some dumb birthday post.


Congrats and many many birthdays to your tyke.

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[monsterone]

congrats and about esd as a baby sitter. what does megan's law require you to do dave?

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[Iamnotatool]

and about esd as a baby sitter. what does megan's law require you to do dave?


I think it only requires him not to "do" any more children.

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[SatCam]

Congrats to you and your wife, Jeff! Buy him an XBOX and he'll be fine for the next 20 years!!!!

But honestly Jeff, who's the REAL father? ;)

Again, Congrats!

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[Hottub]

Jeff, congrat's all all the well wishes to you and the family.

Just a note: Lack of REM sleep and beer will most definitly soften your wit. I am living proof, my "new" bruthu!!

Best of luck to all of you's, and going back to work with 4 hours of sleep BLOWS!!

Not to worry. I wouldn't give up fatherhood for the workd!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

Jeff,

Congratulations!

the Best of Health and Happiness to you and the family...

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[Marist Mike]

Congrats....all the best....on the child and 1000 posts...haha

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[mikeyboy]

Big congratulations, Jeff! I officially declare that you had a better excuse than Mojo for missing tonight's Dave & Buster's event.


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[Yerdaddy]

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Ho Ho Ho Jeff

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[curtoid]

CONGRATS!!!!! Great news!!!

That explains why you didn't make it to D&B last night!! lol!!! Just remember not to let Aunt Fez babysit no matter how much he asks!

Congratulations again!!









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[jeffdwright2001]

Thanks to all of you!!

It's probably a good thing I didn't go to Dave and Buster's. I would have probably tried to diaper or burp anything that was immobile and making excessive noise. Which means that most of you would have been looking pretty silly.

Matthew is still doing great while dad looks a lot like he did around 5:30 AM on a Sunday morning during his college years.

Thanks again to all. You are a great group of folks, and I'm glad to be a part of ronfez.net

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

Congrats man.

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[Mike Teacher]

OK now that jeff replied I feel late for the party.

But Have A Cigar, Matt's Gonna Go Far.

He's gonna be Riding the Gravy Train.

OK enough Pink Floyd references, congrats.
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Your life is utterly and irrevocably changed forever. No Worries! :)


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[TheMojoPin]

Big congratulations, Jeff! I officially declare that you had a better excuse than Mojo for missing tonight's Dave & Buster's event.

I'm in North Carolina!

Rainy, rainy North Carolina....

With my laptop...watching the beach through a window...through the rain...

Rain...

Yeah.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.

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[LordJezo]

You know, you didn't find a new listener as much as you played God and created from nothing a brand new listener.

Much more impressive sounding that way.

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[JPMNICK]

So Jeff, how is fatherhood? have you slept at all? did the kid get a job yet and start contributing?
Hope all is well!

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