Man drops chainsaw on wife while pruning trees....

[Justice4all]

Although this was purely by accident, do you think this guy might have seen American Psyco? (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/08/04/uk.chainsaw.death.reut/index.html)

What was not on the report was that the radio they were listening to played 80's hits, and went right from "I'll tumble 4 ya" by Culture Club to "Cuts like a knife" By Bryan Adams

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[Furtherman]

Awful story.

Hilarious joke!

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[TheMojoPin]

I'd be more suspicious if he was up in the tree naked, and only had slippers on.

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[ChickenHawk]

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[Mike Teacher]

Well, Teddie bears kill more people a year then grizzly bears, so, another notch in the belt for Murphy's Law

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[Tall_James]

Was the guy Bruce Campbell?


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[jeffdwright2001]

Doesn't sound like she "saw" it coming.

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[JPMNICK]

Doesn't sound like she "saw" it coming.



I missed ya Jeff, where have you been. vacationing with the family?

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