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Earlshog
08-03-2011, 07:03 AM
E is going to follow Sloan to New York, setting Vince free to finally take responsibility for himself. He can then become a peripheral character on that shitty NY show about jeans or whatever it is.

I love how they added Scott Caan just to have a first season style Entourage guy because it's impossible to give a dramatic arc and still make those jokes. But seriously, do a lot of people become instant friends with guys they hate whom also introduced their meal ticket to the coke spiral that put him in rehab 6 weeks later?

Please don't let E ruin two shows! haha

realmenhatelife
08-03-2011, 07:08 AM
Knowing E he would probably do that, However why would the writers have that happen? He just opened a company with Scott and already hes bailing out.

Because he never wanted to take over the company with Scott Caan, and it just magically happened. It's the grand gesture that shows he's totally committed to her so they dont need a prenup. It's a show that's ending in like 6 episodes, not a real life decision, so it doesn't matter how little sense it makes.

Snacks
08-03-2011, 10:55 AM
Knowing E he would probably do that, However why would the writers have that happen? He just opened a company with Scott and already hes bailing out.

they could have scotty cann run the cali office and E could run the nyc office (that they will now open)

Jujubees2
08-03-2011, 10:59 AM
Dice is really killing the show. The only part of the show that watchable right now is any scene with Ari.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-03-2011, 11:01 AM
Dice is really killing the show. The only part of the show that watchable right now is any scene with Ari.

I loved when Ari was trashing Bobby Flay during the meeting he went into with his staff


Boy Meets grill? How about Agent meets fist

I guess they killed off Andrew Kleins character Looks like Lloyd might be running the TV dept

Snacks
08-03-2011, 11:04 AM
I loved when Ari was trashing Bobby Flay during the meeting he went into with his staff


Boy Meets grill? How about Agent meets fist

I guess they killed off Andrew Kleins character Looks like Lloyd might be running the TV dept

That was old school Ari and I loved it because it was back to what made this show so great and I hate Bobby Flay so it was nice to see him get shit on even if its not real!

Ari needs to start fucking every hottie in his office. Every week the extras walking around in his office are beautiful.

Snoogans
08-03-2011, 11:07 AM
i cant wait til they make an Entourage movie and it tanks worse than Medellin

WRESTLINGFAN
08-03-2011, 11:07 AM
That was old school Ari and I loved it because it was back to what made this show so great and I hate Bobby Flay so it was nice to see him get shit on even if its not real!

Ari needs to start fucking every hottie in his office. Every week the extras walking around in his office are beautiful.

The weepy Ari is difficult to watch. Like the old Ari better

I still think he's gonna bang Dana Gordon he's been wanting to since the 2nd season

Snoogans
08-03-2011, 11:08 AM
he already banged dana gordon. who cares?

Snacks
08-03-2011, 11:08 AM
The weepy Ari is difficult to watch. Like the old Ari better

I still think he's gonna bang Dana Gordon he's been wanting to since the 2nd season

i think and hope he bangs everyone including dana!

WRESTLINGFAN
08-03-2011, 11:12 AM
i think and hope he bangs everyone including dana!

Would be nice to see him bang Amanda the female Agent vince had before shooting for Medellin

Snacks
08-03-2011, 11:13 AM
Would be nice to see him bang Amanda the female Agent vince had before shooting for Medellin

that would be a hate fuck!

WRESTLINGFAN
08-03-2011, 11:57 AM
I wonder if E will play the singles market again and bang some women before chasing Sloan. His G/F in the 1st season was nice looking and of course the perfect 10 model he banged

zildjian361
08-03-2011, 04:21 PM
Dice was Dice oww:smoke::drunk:

underdog
08-03-2011, 08:20 PM
i cant wait til they make an Entourage movie and it tanks worse than Medellin

Are you kidding? There are going to be Bro's lined up all over the place waiting in line for the movie dressed up like the 4 guys. It's going to be like the male SATC movie.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-08-2011, 05:35 AM
Teyre really going off the deep end with vince agreeing to give Carl Ertz (the one who screwed him out of danger beach) Dice threatening to leave the show and an impersonator playing dices role on dramas show.

On a better note. Ari ended up banging Dana Gordon

Snacks
08-08-2011, 09:53 AM
Teyre really going off the deep end with vince agreeing to give Carl Ertz (the one who screwed him out of danger beach) Dice threatening to leave the show and an impersonator playing dices role on dramas show.

On a better note. Ari ended up banging Dana Gordon

Even though it was great that Ari banged Dana they wrote it all wrong. They made it into a love feast instead of Ari being the pig he seemed to be for 6 seasons. He had every chance to bang the hot girl he was on a date with but instead chooses to leave and call Dana out of nowhere? Us fans have been waiting for single Ari for years and this is what we get?

WRESTLINGFAN
08-08-2011, 10:01 AM
Even though it was great that Ari banged Dana they wrote it all wrong. They made it into a love feast instead of Ari being the pig he seemed to be for 6 seasons. He had every chance to bang the hot girl he was on a date with but instead chooses to leave and call Dana out of nowhere? Us fans have been waiting for single Ari for years and this is what we get?

We can thank Ally Musika again.

BTW now Turtle wants to open a Don Pepes in LA? This is like his 3rd business. I wonder how long he will be involved in that.

Snacks
08-08-2011, 10:09 AM
We can thank Ally Musika again.

BTW now Turtle wants to open a Don Pepes in LA? This is like his 3rd business. I wonder how long he will be involved in that.

I know and how weird that they are using a jersey place rather then a Queens place?

To me it seems like a great idea but a dumb idea. He is selling 300k worth of stock in the tequila company that could be worth millions if Cuban takes in public which you know would happen. Why not try to borrow against the stock or have Vince be the investor? I understand wanting to use his own money but sometimes its penny wise dollar foolish!

WRESTLINGFAN
08-08-2011, 10:14 AM
I know and how weird that they are using a jersey place rather then a Queens place?

To me it seems like a great idea but a dumb idea. He is selling 300k worth of stock in the tequila company that could be worth millions if Cuban takes in public which you know would happen. Why not try to borrow against the stock or have Vince be the investor? I understand wanting to use his own money but sometimes its penny wise dollar foolish!

Speaking of Vince, weird that he is in the same house as a coked up producer kills himself, I think Shawna his publicist will have to do damage control.


Dice needs to go.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-15-2011, 10:17 AM
so far this season is a trainwreck. Vince using a fake dick to pass his drug test. I do like the Ari /Dana Gordon fisaco, Im sure it will somehow interfere with Vinces upcoming movie

Snoogans
08-15-2011, 10:37 AM
someone told me about this. how long was it from when vince smoked weed until his drug test? cause if you have zero weed in your system and only smoke once, you will be clear in like 2 or 3 days. its only a month or 2 when you smoke heavy

WRESTLINGFAN
08-16-2011, 12:41 PM
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JPMNICK
08-16-2011, 04:18 PM
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this was fucking hysterical. I have not watched entourage in a couple years because this is literally how dumb it is

underdog
08-16-2011, 07:31 PM
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That's scarily accurate.

JimBeam
08-17-2011, 09:26 AM
so far this season is a trainwreck. Vince using a fake dick to pass his drug test. I do like the Ari /Dana Gordon fisaco, Im sure it will somehow interfere with Vinces upcoming movie

I actually have to disagree here.

I've been a long time reluntactant watcher of the show and I have to say this season ( I'm only through the 3rd episode ) has been entertaining all around.

The characters as of yet ( except Mrs. Ari who I find to be as useless as Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm ) have not annoyed me.

I actually laughed, I think for the 1st time ever, when Vince made them all tell him how they really felt about his movie idea. Just hearing them all individually shit on it was pretty funny.

I'm sure they'll lose me soon enough but maybe the break from it has done some good for me.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-17-2011, 01:28 PM
I actually have to disagree here.

I've been a long time reluntactant watcher of the show and I have to say this season ( I'm only through the 3rd episode ) has been entertaining all around.

The characters as of yet ( except Mrs. Ari who I find to be as useless as Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm ) have not annoyed me.

I actually laughed, I think for the 1st time ever, when Vince made them all tell him how they really felt about his movie idea. Just hearing them all individually shit on it was pretty funny.

I'm sure they'll lose me soon enough but maybe the break from it has done some good for me.


I think the addition of Scott Caan has been great. Dice needs to go. I just dont like how Ally Musika is doing most of the directing so that it can attract more female viewers. Im sure the Ari/Mrs Ari separation was her idea.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-22-2011, 04:40 AM
E fucking Sloans ex step-mother? this show is really going out with a thud.

Snacks
08-22-2011, 11:47 AM
Lots of talk about how emasculating last nights eps was. E needed permission from Sloan before talking to her ex step mom about representation? Vince cant get laid and hasnt been laid in a long time. Vince having daddy issues. Ari a stuttering nervous bitch over his wife and Dana. Vince being overly respectful about his ex porn star girlfriend.

It keeps getting worse and worse and more like female soap then the show that made it so popular.

I hope the movie brings it back to what it was before?!

WRESTLINGFAN
08-22-2011, 12:03 PM
Lots of talk about how emasculating last nights eps was. E needed permission from Sloan before talking to her ex step mom about representation? Vince cant get laid and hasnt been laid in a long time. Vince having daddy issues. Ari a stuttering nervous bitch over his wife and Dana. Vince being overly respectful about his ex porn star girlfriend.

It keeps getting worse and worse and more like female soap then the show that made it so popular.

I hope the movie brings it back to what it was before?!

Good point about Vince. I was focused more on E fucking Terences Ex. Also the Ari Family fiasco looks like the work of Ally Musika. The show is slipping very quickly. Lets hope Doug Ellin directs the movie

ihaveabadmonkey
08-29-2011, 05:08 AM
Learned Mrs. Ari's name last night, yawn.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-29-2011, 05:15 AM
Learned Mrs. Ari's name last night, yawn.

After 8 seasons turns out shes Melissa Gold.

E is such a bitch. He bangs Sloans ex stepmother and when he thinks someones tagging Sloan he wants Scott to fire Johny Galecki

Good to see that the network caved in to Drama and Dice

ihaveabadmonkey
08-29-2011, 06:01 AM
I hope the network caved to Dice and not Drama. And Dice fucks him OHHHH

Snacks
08-29-2011, 06:14 AM
I hope the network caved to Dice and not Drama. And Dice fucks him OHHHH

Thats exactly what i think is going to happen!

The ari divorce situation is ridiculous. she is the rich one but he will have to pay her 1/2 of his earnings for the rest of her life? He has to give her back "her" $11 million or she will get the business? Why isnt it considered "their" $11 million they were married when he used it to buy the agency? Why doesnt she have to share any of her money at all? Ally Musika has to be making this shit up?!

WRESTLINGFAN
08-29-2011, 06:20 AM
I hope the network caved to Dice and not Drama. And Dice fucks him OHHHH

Nobody fucks with dice. Dice does the fucking!!!

WRESTLINGFAN
08-29-2011, 06:22 AM
Thats exactly what i think is going to happen!

The ari divorce situation is ridiculous. she is the rich one but he will have to pay her 1/2 of his earnings for the rest of her life? He has to give her back "her" $11 million or she will get the business? Why isnt it considered "their" $11 million they were married when he used it to buy the agency? Why doesnt she have to share any of her money at all? Ally Musika has to be making this shit up?!

Exactly. Ally Musika has been doing most of the directing.

Lets see what happens with Turtles new investment. E and Sloan will get back together, If not why would he care whos banging her? Besides hes the hypocrite for tappin the stepmother

Snacks
08-29-2011, 06:29 AM
Exactly. Ally Musika has been doing most of the directing.

Lets see what happens with Turtles new investment. E and Sloan will get back together, If not why would he care whos banging her? Besides hes the hypocrite for tappin the stepmother

Did you see how that was written to make it look like Melinda has all the power and used E and doesnt even need sex just likes to flirt every so often to prove she still has it? Vince is going from ex to ex to see if he is a good guy and the English writer has stolen his balls?!

What happened to this show? I have never witnessed such a 180 on a show before.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-29-2011, 06:36 AM
Did you see how that was written to make it look like Melinda has all the power and used E and doesnt even need sex just likes to flirt every so often to prove she still has it? Vince is going from ex to ex to see if he is a good guy and the English writer has stolen his balls?!

What happened to this show? I have never witnessed such a 180 on a show before.

Exactly. What happened to the I dont give a fuck what people write about me Vince? Hes becoming so emasculated.

The old Ari would have knocked Bobby Flay out for being in his house

Snacks
08-29-2011, 06:41 AM
Exactly. What happened to the I dont give a fuck what people write about me Vince? Hes becoming so emasculated.

The old Ari would have knocked Bobby Flay out for being in his house

Wish he would have knocked Bobby Flay out, he is such a dick. I dont understand how people like him or his shows. I watched the reality show Americas next great restaurant. He was such a dick on that show and made so many bad choices. Anyway the guy who won was supposed to get 3 locations (NY, LA and MN) They opened the places up on May 2 and by June 30 all 3 had closed. The investors (B Flay being one of them) backed out and closed them all down. Ruining the winners dream and his life. The guy quit his job at chrysler and moved from Det to Minnesota to be near 1 of the restaurants. Bobby nor any of the other investors are even talking about what they did or what happened. Hes a piece of shit!

Sorry for getting sidetracked!

Back to the Ally Musika hate!

realmenhatelife
08-29-2011, 06:45 AM
Wish he would have knocked Bobby Flay out, he is such a dick. I dont understand how people like him or his shows. I watched the reality show Americas next great restaurant. He was such a dick on that show and made so many bad choices. Anyway the guy who won was supposed to get 3 locations (NY, LA and MN) They opened the places up on May 2 and by June 30 all 3 had closed. The investors (B Flay being one of them) backed out and closed them all down. Ruining the winners dream and his life. The guy quit his job at chrysler and moved from Det to Minnesota to be near 1 of the restaurants. Bobby nor any of the other investors are even talking about what they did or what happened. Hes a piece of shit!

Sorry for getting sidetracked!

Back to the Ally Musika hate!

Actually blame Chipotle for this, they were responsible for all of the actual work of opening/running those places. I think the guy is working on a new concept/place now.

Snacks
08-29-2011, 06:50 AM
Actually blame Chipotle for this, they were responsible for all of the actual work of opening/running those places. I think the guy is working on a new concept/place now.

I blame all 4 of the judges. 1st I dont think he should have won, soul food wasnt a great concept to me the grilled cheese guy was. But ok soul daddy won, but these assholes like BFlay and the other 3 idiots changed his whole menu and wanted "healthy" soul food and made it like a chipotle meets boston market. Terrible idea. I feel bad for the guy, he seemed like a hard worker and likable. I read his tweets he sounded broken until recently, now that he is opening something in Det and because he has God or some shit like that he seems to be doing better or at least feeling better.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-29-2011, 07:04 AM
Wish he would have knocked Bobby Flay out, he is such a dick. I dont understand how people like him or his shows. I watched the reality show Americas next great restaurant. He was such a dick on that show and made so many bad choices. Anyway the guy who won was supposed to get 3 locations (NY, LA and MN) They opened the places up on May 2 and by June 30 all 3 had closed. The investors (B Flay being one of them) backed out and closed them all down. Ruining the winners dream and his life. The guy quit his job at chrysler and moved from Det to Minnesota to be near 1 of the restaurants. Bobby nor any of the other investors are even talking about what they did or what happened. Hes a piece of shit!

Sorry for getting sidetracked!

Back to the Ally Musika hate!

Ari had a great line making fun of Bobby Flay , I forgot what he called him last night. Maybe he will have to swallow his pride and allow Babs to float him the money or take 51% ownership.

This would be better. Have Terence give him the 11mill as a gift with no repayment

underdog
08-29-2011, 07:19 PM
I blame all 4 of the judges. 1st I dont think he should have won, soul food wasnt a great concept to me the grilled cheese guy was. But ok soul daddy won, but these assholes like BFlay and the other 3 idiots changed his whole menu and wanted "healthy" soul food and made it like a chipotle meets boston market. Terrible idea. I feel bad for the guy, he seemed like a hard worker and likable. I read his tweets he sounded broken until recently, now that he is opening something in Det and because he has God or some shit like that he seems to be doing better or at least feeling better.

How much influence do you actually think the 4 "judges" had?

Snacks
08-29-2011, 07:29 PM
How much influence do you actually think the 4 "judges" had?

They were the main investors and the 1 judge who owns chipotle owns the company/fund that paid for everything. So I would say a lot!

WRESTLINGFAN
09-04-2011, 07:16 PM
Sloan Pregnant and Vince still acting like an emasculated bitch, Only 1 more ep of this trainwreck of a season

Snacks
09-05-2011, 12:04 AM
...and Ari crying reading a script and admitting to Dana he still in love with his wife and wants her back.

ihaveabadmonkey
09-05-2011, 04:44 AM
little bitch Eric is definitely going to follow Sloan to NY. I'm so glad I only have another half hour to waste on this piece of shit show.

Chimee
09-05-2011, 06:41 AM
little bitch Eric is definitely going to follow Sloan to NY. I'm so glad I only have another half hour to waste on this piece of shit show.

Don't forget the movie. You know you'll be watching the movie.

cougarjake13
09-05-2011, 07:29 AM
Don't forget the movie. You know you'll be watching the movie.

theyre gonna make a movie ??

christ

WRESTLINGFAN
09-05-2011, 09:15 AM
...and Ari crying reading a script and admitting to Dana he still in love with his wife and wants her back.

Another Ally Musika episode. Saw in the credits she wrote this episode.

Vince acting like a love crazed HS kid is pathetic

Earlshog
09-05-2011, 12:47 PM
little bitch Eric is definitely going to follow Sloan to NY. I'm so glad I only have another half hour to waste on this piece of shit show.

I burst out laughing when he was staring at the picture of Sloan on his computer. What a bitch ass.

Chimee
09-05-2011, 02:35 PM
I burst out laughing when he was staring at the picture of Sloan on his computer. What a bitch ass.

And let's not forget how Turtle spent the first half of the season trying to get the tequila girl back.

Of course they take the show about some stupid masculine fantasy and turn them all into whiny little girls.

WRESTLINGFAN
09-07-2011, 06:16 PM
Just saw the preview commercial for the final episode. Without giving too much away. Sloans father has an intersting role in it

WRESTLINGFAN
09-07-2011, 06:17 PM
I burst out laughing when he was staring at the picture of Sloan on his computer. What a bitch ass.

E tries to play a tough as nails kid from Queens but hes a fucking pussy on that show

StanUpshaw
09-07-2011, 06:28 PM
Just saw the preview commercial for the final episode. Without giving too much away. Sloans father has an intersting role in it

Tell me about it

http://i.imgur.com/Ss6Rz.png

ihaveabadmonkey
09-11-2011, 06:40 PM
2 minutes in and this already sucks.

WRESTLINGFAN
09-11-2011, 07:08 PM
Holy shit what a fucking embarassment for what was once a great show

Vince is getting Married to that Magazine reporter after 1 date

Ari quits his own agency

E and Sloan back together

Lloyd will be the top agent

Fuck off Ally Musika you turned one of HBOs finest shows into a bitch fest. Fuck the movie I aint going to see it.

ihaveabadmonkey
09-11-2011, 07:12 PM
I only hope Ari throws his wife away and takes the CEO job and Ally Musika has nothing to do with the movie. Ari's wifes ass is amazing btw.

Snacks
09-11-2011, 10:10 PM
2 minutes in and this already sucks.

thats exactly what I texted to my cousin when vince walked in from his date with his news.

Snacks
09-11-2011, 10:14 PM
Holy shit what a fucking embarassment for what was once a great show

Vince is getting Married to that Magazine reporter after 1 date

Ari quits his own agency

E and Sloan back together

Lloyd will be the top agent

Fuck off Ally Musika you turned one of HBOs finest shows into a bitch fest. Fuck the movie I aint going to see it.

Not how I wanted it to end but at least I wasnt bored. The story on the other hand was just going along for the destruction she already started 2 plus seasons ago. I do have a feeling there will be an "ari" spin off because why do all that at the end unless that was for the movie?

Earlshog
09-13-2011, 09:21 AM
it had to be the worst last season of any show I have ever watched. I mean it was comically bad.

WRESTLINGFAN
09-13-2011, 09:27 AM
it had to be the worst last season of any show I have ever watched. I mean it was comically bad.

Worse than the Sopranos. Mrs Ari's ass did salvage a bit of it.

I think in the movie Ari will get his wifes OK to run the studio. E opens up his own mgmt company in NY. Turtle drops the don Pepe's idea .

Not sure what they will do with Vince and Drama

Snacks
09-13-2011, 09:28 AM
it had to be the worst last season of any show I have ever watched. I mean it was comically bad.

this season seemed to be for no reason. everything was rushed, there was no true continuation of the original story or characters. its almost like they tried to change who the characters were. i almost wonder why they even bothered? they should just make the movie and not this past past season.

it will still go down as 1 of my all time favs shows but it fell fall short of what it was and could have been.

Earlshog
09-13-2011, 09:45 AM
Worse than the Sopranos. Mrs Ari's ass did salvage a bit of it.I think in the movie Ari will get his wifes OK to run the studio. E opens up his own mgmt company in NY. Turtle drops the don Pepe's idea .

Not sure what they will do with Vince and Drama

Not even remotley close.

Chimee
09-13-2011, 09:45 AM
Worse than the Sopranos. Mrs Ari's ass did salvage a bit of it.

I think in the movie Ari will get his wifes OK to run the studio. E opens up his own mgmt company in NY. Turtle drops the don Pepe's idea .

Not sure what they will do with Vince and Drama

I guarantee that the movie revolves around Sloan finding out that E fucked her stepmother and the gang trying to win her back for him.

WRESTLINGFAN
09-13-2011, 09:57 AM
Id like to see a girl girl scene with Sloan and that Perfect 10 model from season 2.

realmenhatelife
09-14-2011, 05:56 AM
If, like me, you watch this show because of how terrible it is, this episode was mindblowingly perfect.

Every story line, just dropped. Turtle was going to open a restaurant, guess he's moving back to NY instead. Drama has a series, I guess. E can stand scott caan, is going to quit the agency, who knows maybe even though he's moving back to NY. Why the hell is sloan moving to NY anyway? She's loaded as shit, has a job and was really only moving to get away from E to be pregnant anyway. Ari is splitting up with his wife, no they've reconciled for nearly no reason. Ari is a bad dad, makes one phone call them flies to paris with his wife and moves everyone to Italy. Lloyd was gonna run TV, or manage Il Divo I guess. Shauna who's that? Vince is gonna get married to ms respects herself career woman, I guess it was a hard weekend of soul searching that had him really turnaround. Oh, and he's not addicted to anything, the entire structure of last season, he's drinking beers and smoking weed again this season.

The best thing for me was how aggressively woman hating this episode was, up against Vince having his 10 minute crisis over whether or not he's respectful last episode. Highlights include Vinces fiance only popping up in the last 5 minutes, staying in the fucking car during the scene with sloan and sloan denying meeting her. The whole idea that she went from not dating him to marrying him in 24 hours completely handled off screen just shows how much more valuable Vince is than any of the non character chicks he bangs, including this one who exists solely to bookend the series with some charade of growth.

Sloan and E's reconciliation being entirely predicated on lies. We were trying to figure out if Vince was lying when he said E is so loyal he's only slept with 5 girls. He's fucked atleast 6 girls just on the show, so is it another lie or is it horrendous writing?

Ms Ari takes Ari back for no reason, she was ready to take him back when she came to his office. The message of the show is ultimately that Ms Ari is castrating, and Ari has to abandon his dreams and forsake his talent to please her. Their marriage is now built on her materialism, because they can afford to drop out of life and move to a villa in Italy to just drink and bang all day.

Ms Ari is 'relaxing' in lucite heels that would give a stripper scoliosis, her ass is on camera longer than her face.

Vince talking about how this new girl is different because she's smart, and he respects her. Not that we've seen any of that, the only way she's different is she doesn't immediately fuck him, so I guess shes one up on all the other dumb bitches in the world. She's so deep she'd be into a million dollar engagement ring, I know I respect every person sporting a garishly yet arbitrarily expensive blood diamond on an intellectual level. Hey motherfuckers, english accent = smart chick.

And, the single greatest meathead line in the history of television, Johnny Drama remarks to Turtle "There better be something to fuck in Paris." Something. Something. Not someone, not girls, not people or even some sluts. Just a quivering disembodied hole that doesnt even have a face. And it better be there, I mean I demand it. You're letting me down if it isn't just thrown at me as I disembark down the stairs because I'm standing next to a handsome, successful man. Thats all it takes.

It was fantastic.

Earlshog
09-14-2011, 06:13 AM
If, like me, you watch this show because of how terrible it is, this episode was mindblowingly perfect.

Every story line, just dropped. Turtle was going to open a restaurant, guess he's moving back to NY instead. Drama has a series, I guess. E can stand scott caan, is going to quit the agency, who knows maybe even though he's moving back to NY. Why the hell is sloan moving to NY anyway? She's loaded as shit, has a job and was really only moving to get away from E to be pregnant anyway. Ari is splitting up with his wife, no they've reconciled for nearly no reason. Ari is a bad dad, makes one phone call them flies to paris with his wife and moves everyone to Italy. Lloyd was gonna run TV, or manage Il Divo I guess. Shauna who's that? Vince is gonna get married to ms respects herself career woman, I guess it was a hard weekend of soul searching that had him really turnaround. Oh, and he's not addicted to anything, the entire structure of last season, he's drinking beers and smoking weed again this season.

The best thing for me was how aggressively woman hating this episode was, up against Vince having his 10 minute crisis over whether or not he's respectful last episode. Highlights include Vinces fiance only popping up in the last 5 minutes, staying in the fucking car during the scene with sloan and sloan denying meeting her. The whole idea that she went from not dating him to marrying him in 24 hours completely handled off screen just shows how much more valuable Vince is than any of the non character chicks he bangs, including this one who exists solely to bookend the series with some charade of growth.

Sloan and E's reconciliation being entirely predicated on lies. We were trying to figure out if Vince was lying when he said E is so loyal he's only slept with 5 girls. He's fucked atleast 6 girls just on the show, so is it another lie or is it horrendous writing?

Ms Ari takes Ari back for no reason, she was ready to take him back when she came to his office. The message of the show is ultimately that Ms Ari is castrating, and Ari has to abandon his dreams and forsake his talent to please her. Their marriage is now built on her materialism, because they can afford to drop out of life and move to a villa in Italy to just drink and bang all day.

Ms Ari is 'relaxing' in lucite heels that would give a stripper scoliosis, her ass is on camera longer than her face.

Vince talking about how this new girl is different because she's smart, and he respects her. Not that we've seen any of that, the only way she's different is she doesn't immediately fuck him, so I guess shes one up on all the other dumb bitches in the world. She's so deep she'd be into a million dollar engagement ring, I know I respect every person sporting a garishly yet arbitrarily expensive blood diamond on an intellectual level. Hey motherfuckers, english accent = smart chick.

And, the single greatest meathead line in the history of television, Johnny Drama remarks to Turtle "There better be something to fuck in Paris." Something. Something. Not someone, not girls, not people or even some sluts. Just a quivering disembodied hole that doesnt even have a face. And it better be there, I mean I demand it. You're letting me down if it isn't just thrown at me as I disembark down the stairs because I'm standing next to a handsome, successful man. Thats all it takes.

It was fantastic.


:thumbup:

StanUpshaw
09-14-2011, 08:00 PM
This show is, and has always been, pure escapist nonsense. It's a scripted, big budget version of The Man Show. It's bizarre that anyone is treating it like legitimate drama.

underdog
10-01-2011, 09:57 PM
I saw Dana Gordon at IKEA today.

Snoogans
10-01-2011, 10:02 PM
is this pile of shit finished yet?

underdog
10-01-2011, 10:11 PM
is this pile of shit finished yet?

Never!

WRESTLINGFAN
10-02-2011, 07:23 AM
is this pile of shit finished yet?

Series ended in a few sentences this is what happened.

E fucks Sloans stepmom. Vince turns into a pussy, Ari Fucks Dana Gordon and goes back with his wife.

TripleSkeet
10-02-2011, 10:01 PM
Saw it and agree with basically everything everybody said above except for anyone that said it was even a little interesting or salvaged.

Took a guy show and turned it into a chick show. If I wanted to watch dreck like that I would watch Greys Anataomy with my wife.

WRESTLINGFAN
02-01-2013, 09:20 AM
So they greenlit the Entourage movie.


If Doug Ellin directs, I might change my mind and see it.

JimBeam
02-01-2013, 09:55 AM
They're really striking while the iron's hot huh ?

Many people weren't going to see this if it came out a year after the show ended nevermind now.

It'll be a huge flop.

Unlike chicks, who rally around that goblin Sarah Jessica Parker and her ilk, guys, who Enturage was for, are not as loyal.

cougarjake13
02-01-2013, 01:31 PM
They're really striking while the iron's hot huh ?

Many people weren't going to see this if it came out a year after the show ended nevermind now.

It'll be a huge flop.

Unlike chicks, who rally around that goblin Sarah Jessica Parker and her ilk, guys, who Enturage was for, are not as loyal.



wouldn't the hangover movies audience be their main target ?

if done right it'll do well

Snoogans
02-01-2013, 04:58 PM
wouldn't the hangover movies audience be their main target ?

if done right it'll do well

i think the biggest thing going against them is that the show really sucked balls the last 2 seasons too

deliciousV
02-01-2013, 05:15 PM
i think the biggest thing going against them is that the show really sucked balls the last 2 seasons too

I didn't watch Entourage when it was on, about 6 months ago I watched the whole series in about 2 weeks. I thought the last season was the least entertaining of them all, but I didn't hate it, probably because there was no break from season to season. That being said, I'd watch a movie now.

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:19 PM
i think the biggest thing going against them is that the show really sucked balls the last 2 seasons too

I checked out around the time Turtle was selling Avion and Vince was coked up with a porn whore and was doing his own stunts. Safe to say i didnt miss anything?

Snoogans
02-01-2013, 05:21 PM
I didn't watch Entourage when it was on, about 6 months ago I watched the whole series in about 2 weeks. I thought the last season was the least entertaining of them all, but I didn't hate it, probably because there was no break from season to season. That being said, I'd watch a movie now.

i watched from the beginning and LOVED the show until he got with that chick agent, which is when they also apparently hired a female writer to make the show more about feelings. That was the beginning of the end. But, I still liked the show and gave it a shot and really I wanted to stop watching once they did the whole shit with Scorsese hiring him off smoke jumpers, which he was AWFUL in the scenes they showed him tryin to act.

I stuck around though until the thing where he drove the porsche into the building and then decided to go jump out of a plane. After that I couldnt take anymore and I punched out and I have no idea what happened after that

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:23 PM
I stuck around though until the thing where he drove the porsche into the building and then decided to go jump out of a plane. After that I couldnt take anymore and I punched out and I have no idea what happened after that


Thats the EXACT episode i was talking about

Snoogans
02-01-2013, 05:25 PM
I checked out around the time Turtle was selling Avion and Vince was coked up with a porn whore and was doing his own stunts. Safe to say i didnt miss anything?

i think the porn whore came the episode after i stopped. Cause i remember not seeing it but being told

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:26 PM
That kids a fuckin horrendous actor in real life.

deliciousV
02-01-2013, 05:29 PM
I checked out around the time Turtle was selling Avion and Vince was coked up with a porn whore and was doing his own stunts. Safe to say i didnt miss anything?

as far as trying to tell a story about a young guy from humble beginnings making it big, the coke and porn star arch didn't seem too far from what seems to be the norm, so I had no problem with it, the stunts thing was stupid and unrealistic. I think I could watch Ari do Shakespear though, so that could explain why I found the entire series entertaining.

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:31 PM
I dont know the exact moment when i started hating the show. I just felt like it wasnt going anywhere. I realized it was 4 dudes just living the dream and everything is just over the top awesome. Fuck those guys. And i hated E from season 1. By the end even Ari was annoying me. Jeremy Piven must be dying for them to make this movie. 1 trick pony.

Snoogans
02-01-2013, 05:34 PM
I dont know the exact moment when i started hating the show. I just felt like it wasnt going anywhere. I realized it was 4 dudes just living the dream and everything is just over the top awesome. Fuck those guys. And i hated E from season 1. By the end even Ari was annoying me. Jeremy Piven must be dying for them to make this movie. 1 trick pony.

the first moment i hated the show was when he got fired from Smoke Jumpers and they tried to act like he was doing awesome. Just the one fuckin scene that kept gettin cut, he was HORRIBLE. i woulda fired his ass too. then all of a sudden E gets shit done to get Scorsese to offer vince a job when he was untouchable.

I hated E since he decided to be on a show that completely ripped off married with children

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:38 PM
E has an insanely hot girlfriend who is dying to marry him. But he cant settle down with her. Why? Hes so busy being fuckin awesome. And dont anybody get on his bad side because hes a real ass kicker from Queens. I wish they wouldve let Scotty Evil lay his ass out. Wouldve been hilarious. But no. E fucked up like 2 dudes in his posse. Cause hes awesome.

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:40 PM
Fuck that show

Snoogans
02-01-2013, 05:41 PM
E has an insanely hot girlfriend who is dying to marry him. But he cant settle down with her. Why? Hes so busy being fuckin awesome. And dont anybody get on his bad side because hes a real ass kicker from Queens. I wish they wouldve let Scotty Evil lay his ass out. Wouldve been hilarious. But no. E fucked up like 2 dudes in his posse. Cause hes awesome.

you tell sloan, i said what up back

newport king
02-01-2013, 05:43 PM
Like a jackson pollack

King Imp
02-02-2013, 08:31 AM
But, I still liked the show and gave it a shot and really I wanted to stop watching once they did the whole shit with Scorsese hiring him off smoke jumpers, which he was AWFUL in the scenes they showed him tryin to act.

That was the point in which I bailed. It just became too unrealistic to me and was absurd that Scorcese would even consider such a shit actor like Vinny Chase to lead one of his movies.