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reeshy
08-02-2004, 07:00 PM
I own a glock 9M, a S&W .38 off -duty revolver, A S&w .38 service revolver and and Remigton 12 gauge repeater!!!!

Any on else???

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Zipgun
08-02-2004, 07:04 PM
I got a BB gun.
































I could put your eye out.



























No one likes a put out eye.




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reeshy
08-02-2004, 07:07 PM
I got a BB gun.


You are a real man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zipgun
08-02-2004, 07:14 PM
Put out eye dude.





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Lumber
08-02-2004, 07:16 PM
In my pants...

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ChickenHawk
08-02-2004, 07:16 PM
I have one of those plastic knives with the spring in the handle, so the "blade" retracts into the handle when you "stab" someone with it...

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mikeyboy
08-02-2004, 07:17 PM
I have a spork

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reeshy
08-02-2004, 07:20 PM
You can all bite my teabag!!!

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JustJon
08-02-2004, 07:28 PM
Assorted knives, swords, razor blades, and an axe. The larger the weapon, the more likely it's not sharpened.

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FUNKMAN
08-02-2004, 07:57 PM
harsh words

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fluffernutter
08-02-2004, 07:58 PM
The only weapons I have are Lethal Weapons!

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Late2party
08-02-2004, 08:33 PM
What's the diff between the off-duty and service revolvers? Is the service weapon a Model 10?

TheMojoPin
08-02-2004, 08:39 PM
Assorted knives, swords, razor blades, and an axe. The larger the weapon, the more likely it's not sharpened.

Your D&D supplies don't count.

Growing up at home, my dad was always issued weapons, first when he was a Chicago cop, then when he joined the CIA. When I finally moved out, he had two handguns and a shotgun, which I believe he still has. I've fired them all at some point or another, and am technically trained with most small arms and localized munitions.

Now, I just have a couple of Swiss Army knives, a samurai sword I picked up in China(!), and two Indian (Dots, not feathers) gurkha knives (see below).

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I have absolutely zero need to own a gun, since I neither hunt nor live in a shitty neighborhood.



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Melrapuo
08-02-2004, 08:39 PM
Bats. Made of wood. And aluminum

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Yerdaddy
08-02-2004, 09:19 PM
I carry Billy's demo tape with me at all times.

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ChickenHawk
08-02-2004, 09:23 PM
Mojo, your dildo managed to find its way into your picture.

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Mike Teacher
08-02-2004, 09:24 PM
I carry Billy's demo tape with me at all times.


I copied the BASEketball idea and carry the audio tape of 'The Horse Whisperer'

'...they stood looking at each other, the man...the once proud beast...'

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monsterone
08-02-2004, 09:56 PM
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reeshy
08-02-2004, 10:11 PM
[thud]


uh-huh!!!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
08-02-2004, 10:34 PM
Mojo, your dildo managed to find its way into your picture.

Don't question desitny.

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ADF
08-03-2004, 05:18 AM
Only my rapier wit.

My dad works part time at a gun range and he's got a boatload of guns. He's a lifetime member of the NRA. I think shooting is fun (I had a ton of fun in when I was in Korea and was trained on the M60 and the M203), but I don't have any desire to own a gun.

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08-03-2004, 05:41 AM
Yeah...what's it to you?

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08-03-2004, 05:46 AM
Try and break into my house and see if I do or not... Punk!!

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blakjeezis
08-03-2004, 05:52 AM
My hands are registered with the local . . . I mean the county . . . uhhhhh lethaaal weapon office?

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08-03-2004, 05:57 AM
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Tall_James
08-03-2004, 05:58 AM
My wife was in a McDonald's as a kid and some punk came in with a shotgun, held it near her head and robbed the place. As a result, she hates guns will not let any in the house. I respect her wishes.

But I keep a baseball bat near my side of the bed and I am not far from my kitchen knives at any time.




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DarkHippie
08-03-2004, 06:12 AM
What do I need a gun for? I have no money and no possessions of any worth. Even my laptop can't be worth more than $200 it's so old.

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silera
08-03-2004, 06:15 AM
I have a big mouth.


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A.J.
08-03-2004, 06:50 AM
When I lived in DC guns were forbidden to me. Now that I live in VA not only can I have them -- but now I can wear them Old West-style!

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blakjeezis
08-03-2004, 07:44 AM
I keep a tire iron under my seat.

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Tall_James
08-03-2004, 07:58 AM
I keep a tire iron under my seat.

I keep a mini-crowbar there.


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blakjeezis
08-03-2004, 07:59 AM
a mini-crowbar

A cat's claw, if you will.

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JPMNICK
08-03-2004, 08:05 AM
I keep a long tire iron. That way at least I could pretend it was really for my car.

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Aggie
08-03-2004, 08:58 AM
.9 mm Makarov handgun.

Hey, I'm in Texas. When in Rome.....

Funny you started this thread Reeshy cuz I wanted to ask you or Chris the Cop about Tazer guns. I don't want to carry my gun around but if these are a good alternative I may consider it. What do you think?

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Neogoon
08-03-2004, 09:09 AM
I keep a tire iron under my seat.

I keep a mini-crowbar there.

I have a minibar under my seat.

Ceci n'est pas une signature.

Yerdaddy
08-03-2004, 09:27 AM
I have a big mouth.


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Stick em up!

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Yerdaddy
08-03-2004, 09:28 AM
When I lived in DC guns were forbidden to me. Now that I live in VA not only can I have them -- but now I can wear them Old West-style!

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 8-3-04 @ 10:58 AM
You could have had a shotgun or a rifle. Only handguns and assault weapons were outlawed.

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A.J.
08-03-2004, 09:32 AM
When I lived in DC guns were forbidden to me. Now that I live in VA not only can I have them -- but now I can wear them Old West-style!

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 8-3-04 @ 10:58 AM
You could have had a shotgun or a rifle. Only handguns and assault weapons were outlawed.

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Fuck it from behind.

I thought it was ALL guns -- unless you had been grandfathered in before the ban.

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furie
08-03-2004, 10:57 AM
Berretta .40 and an assortment of swords


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Tall_James
08-03-2004, 11:01 AM
My lawn has a lock of big rocks in it.


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TheMojoPin
08-03-2004, 11:22 AM
I can whip a wet towel like nobody's business.

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mikeyboy
08-03-2004, 11:24 AM
I can kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!

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CaptClown
08-03-2004, 11:57 AM
An old battered police maglite and a host of knives and staves.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-03-2004, 12:00 PM
I got myself a weiner dog.

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Yerdaddy
08-03-2004, 12:29 PM
I thought it was ALL guns -- unless you had been grandfathered in before the ban.

DC cops told me just handguns and ass. weapons.

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SatCam
08-03-2004, 12:48 PM
At one point my dad had a tranq (my grandmother gave it to him as a wedding present) but I dont think he has it anymore...

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silera
08-03-2004, 12:54 PM
DC cops told me just handguns and ass. weapons.


This explains why I was pantless in DC.

I didn't want to get charged with carrying a concealed weapon.


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sr71blackbird
08-03-2004, 03:14 PM
Winchester Defender
.22 Marlin
5 bb guns
William Wallace sword
assortment of Spyderco knives
baseball bat
mace
hard fists
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keithy_19
08-03-2004, 03:52 PM
My dad does. He keeps them in a closet, in a safe box. I know the combo. I take out the gun and put the bullets in. The bullets are in his sock drawer. I put the bullets into the gun. I throaw the gun around with my friend. The first one to get shot loses the game. My dad doesn't own a gun, but after writing that game, I wish that he did.
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reeshy
08-03-2004, 03:55 PM
gay slippers


Best weapon in your arsenal!!!!

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Hottub
08-03-2004, 03:55 PM
Keith. I hope you are joking...
Please edit with a smily face or I will personally kick your ass.

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bigbaldirish
08-03-2004, 04:07 PM
My dad does. He keeps them in a closet, in a safe box. I know the combo. I take out the gun and put the bullets in. The bullets are in his sock drawer. I put the bullets into the gun. I throaw the gun around with my friend. The first one to get shot loses the game. My dad doesn't own a gun, but after writing that game, I wish that he did.



we taking odds on when keithy loses :eg:











on a side note, that was a damn funny post keithy.
props, but you should edit with a smiley face.

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08-03-2004, 05:11 PM
No firearms.

But a lot of blades.

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Yerdaddy
08-03-2004, 05:12 PM
Best weapon in your arse

British homo!

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keithy_19
08-03-2004, 05:51 PM
I was kidding. My dad owns a bb gun, but I have no clue where it is, and I have no desire to find out.

Oh yea, I thought that me saying that my dad didn't have a gun in the initial post would be enough, but whatever.

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Justice4all
08-04-2004, 08:38 AM
Only my rapier wit.



I guess a blade is still a blade....no matter how dull it is.

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08-04-2004, 09:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/duke799/toyguns.bmp

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Tall_James
08-04-2004, 09:29 AM
I got myself a weiner dog.

You could put someones eye out with one of those things if you throw it hard enough. :)



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-04-2004, 09:48 AM
Her doody is a weapon of mass destruction.

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wilee
08-06-2004, 12:42 PM
That reminds me-

It's time for maintenence on my trebuchet....

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Leadbottom
08-06-2004, 08:09 PM
Arm all women! Death to tyrants and pansy girly men who hate guns!

grlNIN
08-06-2004, 08:21 PM
My Dad gave me a this retractable knife when i had to travel the subway alone.


He's really behind on the times.

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08-06-2004, 08:31 PM
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08-06-2004, 08:37 PM
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08-06-2004, 08:48 PM
my hands

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Reephdweller
08-06-2004, 09:24 PM
Winchester Defender
.22 Marlin
5 bb guns
William Wallace sword
assortment of Spyderco knives
baseball bat
mace
hard fists
gay slippers



What about your Wolverine claws and Hulk Hands?

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Lumber
08-06-2004, 09:27 PM
Pump action Mossberg

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FUNKMAN
08-06-2004, 09:44 PM
a shed full of rusty tools

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08-06-2004, 10:10 PM
Long skanky legs

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reeshy
08-06-2004, 10:17 PM
I just got my monthly supply of 9mm wadcutters from HSN!!!!

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JohnnyCash
08-06-2004, 10:20 PM
I carry a small knife with me all the time. It was originally just for work but now its all the time.

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SatCam
08-06-2004, 10:39 PM
I carry one of those manicure pocket knive things. Watch the fuck out. I'm armed with a cuticle cutter!

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reeshy
08-06-2004, 10:43 PM
I carry one of those manicure pocket knive things. Watch the fuck out. I'm armed with a cuticle cutter!


Sounds like youre speed, Party Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FUNKMAN
08-07-2004, 06:55 AM
bad breath, pit juice, and crotch rot

standalone they just stun the enemy but all together they are lethal...

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East Side Dave
08-07-2004, 07:06 AM
I use a little biting midget named Herpie.

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JustJon
08-07-2004, 10:36 AM
My Dad gave me a this retractable knife when i had to travel the subway alone.


He's really behind on the times.
Did he tell you to stab it in the guy's leg and twist so the wound won't heal, if the guy gets a bit rough with you?

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sr71blackbird
08-08-2004, 05:03 PM
I've had this in my pocket every day for the past 12 years

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But my blades black

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reeshy
08-08-2004, 06:07 PM
Did he tell you to stab it in the guy's leg


Screw that...do what I was taught in the service..stab the groin and rip down....no bone to get in the way!!!!

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bigbaldirish
08-08-2004, 08:09 PM
i was told to cut low, and take out the tendon.
muscle rolls up like a cartoon window shade.

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reeshy
08-08-2004, 08:57 PM
http://edwardjayepstein.com/2002image/oswald.jpg

oh yea..here's an old photo of me with one of my long guns!!!!!

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Yerdaddy
08-08-2004, 09:03 PM
http://www.bu.edu/alumni/bostonia/graphics/2003/spring/dickey/dickey02.jpg
Here's me taking my marksmanship test - perfect score as usual.

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reeshy
08-08-2004, 09:25 PM
Damn...you look handsome!! Is that a Remington 10 Auto???

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Yerdaddy
08-08-2004, 09:43 PM
Is that a Remington 10 Auto???

No, silly, it's a gun not a car!

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HBox
08-08-2004, 09:57 PM
Forget the gun, where did you get that stylish hat you sexy beast!

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Yerdaddy
08-08-2004, 10:02 PM
Forget the gun, where did you get that stylish hat you sexy beast!

Mervyn's - in the "Murderous Dictator" section.

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