Just for cat lovers

[zathrus]

My sister-in-law sent this to me a while ago, but I thought those of us that love cats, would enjoy it.





A Cat's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep...
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
My nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly, I have sharp teeth -
And my claws I will unsheathe

For the morning's here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night.



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[badorties]

you know ... dogs aren't clever / they eat their own dung / they whine like babies / and sweat through their tongue / the big ones are stupid / the small are high strung / but cats are cunts

you know ... dogs are filthy / they get ticks and fleas / they drag their asses / and give lyme disease / you have to train them / pick up their crap / on your knees / but cats are cunts

1, 2, 3 ... cats are cunts / cunts are cats / cats are cunts / cunts are cats / it's easy to learn / so let's all say that

cats are cunts / cunts are cats / cats are cunts / cunts are cats / so spread the word / through your own habitat

you know ... dogs get rabies / they drool and they fart / they drink from toilets / they're not very smart / they get worms / but their better than their counterpart / cause cats are cunts

why do you think they call it pussy?


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