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Furtherman

07-29-2004, 11:51 AM

Fat shoplifters on the rampage (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10279237%255E13762,00.html)

I think 4 to 10 large women coming at me would be.... a dream come true! Bring it on ladies! Don't be shy!

Read said "several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large."

HEY! Was that a fat joke? at large!?

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Melrapuo

07-29-2004, 10:47 PM

And they manage to get away? One of them must've at least stopped for a breather.

The phenomenon started five years ago in Durban but came to a stop with the arrest of an all-women's gang, known as the A-team, according to provincial police director Bala Naidoo.

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Patches

07-30-2004, 06:14 AM

Security staff of shops in the area had been tipped by police to watch out for large women shopping in groups, he said.

Good thing this is in South Africa, because this tip can apply to every mall in America.

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TheMojoPin

07-30-2004, 09:56 AM

Would they even need to get the dogs to follow their scent?

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Patches

07-30-2004, 10:17 AM

Why bother trying to find them? You know they just ended up at Mrs. Fields with a giant cookie in one hand and an Orange Julius in the other.

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blakjeezis

07-30-2004, 10:23 AM

Cops have hatched a plan to capture the gang. They plan on luring the fat girls in by using semi-attractive, 'gangsta' black men instructed to say phrases like, "Oh girl, you so fiiine. I want you to be mah baby mama."

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Patches

07-30-2004, 10:26 AM

We have a winner.

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cumbiero_81

07-30-2004, 12:31 PM

That story is nothing... In my neighborhood we have a group of fat guys causing major havoc in the gyms (stealing snacks, taking up space, staring at all the women 24/7) across Union County, NJ...

They call themselves :eg:Phat SpandeX PlaYaz :eg:

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cumbiero_81

07-30-2004, 01:09 PM

These are the Gordo Bros. from Wolpac, NJ... they have been known to mug people for their groceries in their nearby Acme... and one of them had an appearance in Disordeliez..

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