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stickyfingers
07-28-2004, 06:24 AM
Need a catchy phrase, word, etc.

Every Year my company enters into marketing agreements with a number of companies, whose products we sell. We offer them incentive programs where they can join (by paying us) to run various promotions in order to boost sales of thier product. We used to call this group of manufactures our 'Rewards 20003,' 'Rewards 2004,' etc. It appears we are looking to change that and replace it with some catchy name for 'an elite club.'

For example, one of our competitors uses the Centurion Club, Another uses Excalibur Vendors (which is pretty crappy IMO).




I know this thread stinks and is self serving but I'd greatly appreciate your input as I feel you are all creative, inspiring, and Ill even go as far as saying genius-like. In other words, do my work for me so I can go stack up a bunch of boxes in the warehouse and fall asleep.


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Freakshow
07-28-2004, 07:26 AM
Krudler? Moland Spring? Centalibur?

I don't know. Maybe if we had a hint about what you are selling it would help? Otherwise I can't help out at all.





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cumbiero_81
07-28-2004, 07:41 AM
Need a catchy phrase, word, etc.

It appears we are looking to change that and replace it with some catchy name for 'an elite club.'



Da GremlinZ ;p

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Mike Teacher
07-28-2004, 07:42 AM
some catchy name for 'an elite club.'


Wow, so many jokes come to mind, so many of them un-PC, and almost all certainly un-funny.

Having said that I was gonna suggest 'Republicans' or 'Congress' 'The Have's' or 'KKK' or 'Fuck The Poor, Inc.' or 'Whitey' but if I wrote those that would be bad. And they all seem to lean right, but I loathe the Left too, so go figure...

[Edit: Or "The Outsiders". Stay Gold.]



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Tall_James
07-28-2004, 07:56 AM
"The Winner's Circle"
"The Gold Club"
"2004 Standard Bearers"
"Platinum Preformers"

I got a million of them. Use any of them but I want some free company swag if you use one.


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Yerdaddy
07-28-2004, 07:57 AM
The Tig Ol' Bitties
The Tax-Cutees
The Trumps-With-Good-Hair Club
R Kelly's Golden Prom Date Club
I'm Riiiich Biatch!

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stickyfingers
07-28-2004, 08:23 AM
fair enough...we are an electrical supply distributor...we sell a huge range or products ranging from wire nuts to generators. We sell them to contractors that are doing jobs such as installing lighting for a new home, hotel, hospital, school, etc. But we are marketing for the manufacturers...the makers of the wirenuts/generators.

but, I don't think that really matters. Its not a slogan like 'We are electric!' or something, I am looking for what to call our 'elite manufacturers' such as the Credit Card companies do with thier best customers and call them something like Platinum members.


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stickyfingers
07-28-2004, 08:26 AM
I'm Riiiich Biatch!




Its settled.



TJ....I got shirts, hats, magic 8-ball key chains, pens, drill bits.




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Yerdaddy
07-28-2004, 08:46 AM
make 2 groups:

The Electric Boots
The Mohair Suits

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stickyfingers
07-28-2004, 08:59 AM
maybe "The Top Dogz"....the 'z' makes it funky and hip




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Freakshow
07-28-2004, 09:11 AM
Or even better:

"Teh top Dogz"


that makes it interwebnet hip

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East Side Dave
07-28-2004, 09:19 AM
The Clubby (like, it's like the Emmy or Grammy....and you could even give them a little statuette....maybe a bronze golf club...being held by Charlotte Rae or something)

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Tall_James
07-28-2004, 09:24 AM
"Big Shotz"



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TheMojoPin
07-28-2004, 09:35 AM
The Cash Money Millionaires?
The Big Tymers?
The Ruff Ryders?
Wu-Tang Financial?
The No-Limit Soldiers?
Francis?

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Yerdaddy
07-28-2004, 09:51 AM
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07-28-2004, 12:32 PM
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07-28-2004, 12:55 PM
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07-28-2004, 12:59 PM
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GaryWyze
07-28-2004, 01:11 PM
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- The Executives' Club
- The Excelsior Club
- The Platinum Club
- Inner Circle

I'll be back later to try and think of some that are less generic.

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TheMojoPin
07-28-2004, 01:36 PM
The Champagne Room.

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07-28-2004, 01:43 PM
The Pearl group

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07-28-2004, 01:46 PM
TeaBag Inc.

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07-28-2004, 02:05 PM
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07-28-2004, 04:40 PM
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