Pissing Contest?

[FUNKMAN]

For those of us who partake in a beer or two...

This evening i decided tom urinate into the beer bottles i had consumed... I had been thouroughly cleaning my basement and being i had a fridge full of beer down there i dcecided to consume...

During my consumption of 8 Yeunglings and 1 Bass Ale i decided to pee into the last two bottles, the first bottle of Yeungling it looked to be 10 oz. out of 12 oz. The next pee into the Guiness bottle 'overflowed' so it was more than 12 oz.

In my childish behavior i thought back to when i was approx 19 and filled a 1/2 a bottle of a 1/2 gallon of Riunite wine. Even my macho friend said "WoW look at that"

I remind you that this has no bearing on penis size and pertains only to the size of your bladder... So if bladder size is important to you please participate!

Thank You!

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[reeshy]

I once pissed into 2 16 ounce bud cans...without stopping in mid stream!!!!!

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[blakjeezis]

As a result of the anaesthetic I was under during my leg surgery in January, I couldn't pee. The hospital says they won't let you leave until you can do so by yourself. So brilliant me decided I was going to drink, and drink, and drink in order to force myself to take a leak. Didn't work. I would say that I got to the point where my bladder was at absolute capacity. It was so uncomfortable and I had to pee sooooooo bad, it was unreal. Eventually the nurse had to give me a straight catheter. Basically they take a coffee stirrer and shove it up your urethra and pop it into your bladder. I've never felt such relief in my life, it was like she popped a water balloon. Anyway after all was said and done I filled up 1 and a half of the piss bottles they give you. I don't know how much that is exactly, but it was alot; I don't think I could have had more piss in me if I'd been drinking it.

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-28-04 @ 9:25 AM

[Crippler]

While pledging, we underwent a "brotherhood trivia" contest. During this contest, a wrong answer was punished with a solo cup filled with ice water that had to be finished. The whole time we were in gym shorts, sitting on a concrete floor in an unfinished basement, in January. Needless to say, after two hours of this treatment, most of the bladders in the room were at their capacity.

But they weren't done messing with us yet. So another two hours later when we were finally allowed to pee, it was like the scene in "A League of Their Own" when Jimmy Dugan met the team for the first time. I wish I had a stopwatch, it might have been a record.

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[JPMNICK]

While pledging, we underwent a "brotherhood trivia" contest. During this contest, a wrong answer was punished with a solo cup filled with ice water that had to be finished. The whole time we were in gym shorts, sitting on a concrete floor in an unfinished basement, in January. Needless to say, after two hours of this treatment, most of the bladders in the room were at their capacity.

But they weren't done messing with us yet. So another two hours later when we were finally allowed to pee, it was like the scene in "A League of Their Own" when Jimmy Dugan met the team for the first time. I wish I had a stopwatch, it might have been a record.



My friend had a similiar experience during pledging at syracuse. except they were drinking mountain dew and when they had to pee, the were not allowed to get up. they had to piss their pants. and then after, they all had to clean up the floor. while still wet. I can not comprehend why I never joined a fraternity.

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[Jennitalia]

I went to a friend's birthday bash, one year in college. It was the middle of winter in upstate NY, and the drinks were a-flowin'. After several rounds of asshole and shots, my roommate both had to pee, and decided to see who can write their names in the snow better in pee. She won.

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[Tall_James]

I went to a friend's birthday bash, one year in college. It was the middle of winter in upstate NY, and the drinks were a-flowin'. After several rounds of asshole and shots, my roommate both had to pee, and decided to see who can write their names in the snow better in pee. She won.

Only because she did it in cursive.


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[JPMNICK]

I once saw a girl pee standing up and shoot it further than the guy peeing next to her.

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[Jennitalia]

That's impressive. I had a hard time hopping and peeing my name in the snow, bombed off my ass. You guys dont know how good you have it

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[JPMNICK]

I would trade being able to pee whereever I want for never having to pay for anything when I go out and sex whenever I want.

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[Furtherman]

So, you're saying you want to be a woman.

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[East Side Dave]

I keep an empty Poland Spring liter bottle by my bed for when I have to piss at night. This way, I don't have to get up and go to the bathroom and turn on the light and wake up. It's convenient. Fun, too! People say my house is like Ted Kaczynski's--whoever that is!

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[JPMNICK]

So, you're saying you want to be a woman.



yea. i mean no. i mean....

what i was trying to say was women bitch about a lot of shit, but they really have it way better than guys.

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[ADF]

Don't do this while operating a moving vehicle... trust me.

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[Arienette]

what i was trying to say was women bitch about a lot of shit, but they really have it way better than guys.
i'd be happy to trade mestruation, child birth, yeast infections, UTIs, scumbag truck drivers/construction workers/men in general, etc. for a having to try a little harder to get laid.

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