Chyna/X-Pac Sex Tape...yuck.

[Tall_James]

She (Chyna) broke the news that there is a sex tape of her and Waltman (X-Pac). She might sell it. She said that there is a chance it will be blocked by X-Pac going back to WWE. (http://rajah.com/base/2004/1316)

I couldn't even fathom the horror of that tape. I get the hibbly-jibblies just thinking about it.


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[ChickenHawk]

The only thing on that tape distinguishing one from the other is X-Pac's beard.

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[Freakshow]

The only thing on that tape distinguishing one from the other is X-Pac's beard.

What--is his different color?



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[JohnnyCash]

Thats gross.

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[hankddog]

Chyna has made one of the worst career moves of all time. She was so big then left the WWE for bigger things. Now she is hawking a sex video? Sorry Chyna your no Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or Cameron Diaz. Her agent must be the same guy who gives advice to that red headed prick from NYPD Blue.

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[Iamnotatool]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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[ChickenHawk]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Okay, that's like the 19th time you've used that line from "Dodgeball".

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[Yerdaddy]

I just threw up in his mouth a lot.

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Fuck it from behind.

[Fallon]

Her agent must be the same guy who gives advice to that red headed prick from NYPD Blue
What? She's doing great!

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[BoondockSaint]

This was brought up on Stern today: She said X-Pac is going back to WWE and that's why they broke up.

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[Meve]

No matter how bad it is You all know that as soon as that tape is out on the internet you'll be downloading it.

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[ChickenHawk]

No matter how bad it is You all know that as soon as that tape is out on the internet you'll be downloading it.
Yeah, SO WHAT if I'm interested in seeing X-Pac's hairy ass. Is that a crime??

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[East Side Dave]

I don't know what you people are talking about. I for one want to see the white Rupaul and the modern Leapin' Lenny Poffo engaging in intercourse.

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[Iamnotatool]

Okay, that's like the 19th time you've used that line from "Dodgeball".


Actually it's the 23rd, but who's counting, you silly douche bag.

It's what I've been saying when things have grossed me out lately. I'm not sorry for it. Society slams it into my head with endless commercials showing the same fucking trailors over and over. You don't like it? I'm not all that concerned.

If I saw a who's who of women you've dated, I'd say "I just threw up in my mouth a little"

If I saw the hatchet wound your gf currently sits on, I'd say "I just threw up in my mouth a little"

Getting the point? Great, now sit on it.

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[Heather 8]

No matter how bad it is You all know that as soon as that tape is out on the internet you'll be downloading it.


No I won't... DAMN YOU DIAL-UP!!!

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[ChickenHawk]

Devastating.

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[Crippler]

The only thing on that tape distinguishing one from the other is X-Pac's beard.
Nah...it shouldn't be very hard to tell them apart at all...she's much bigger than him.

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[ChickenHawk]

Nah...it shouldn't be very hard to tell them apart at all...she's much bigger than him.
You've seen her dick?

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[BrownTown]

You're all nuts

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Balls on a chick are hot!!!

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[JustJon]

No I won't... DAMN YOU DIAL-UP!!!

I'll burn it to a cd and mail it to you. No sense in just us masochists looking at it.

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[Crippler]

You've seen her dick?
Maaaaaybe...

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[hankddog]

Waltman (x-Pac) Responds To Chyna's Comments

Sean Waltman has posted a response to Joanie Laurer's statements, that were made on yesterday's Howard Stern show, on his website. He mentions that he is indeed in rehab and said that HHH and Vince McMahon paid for it. He said he was hurt by what Laurer said today, but loves her and only wants to make her happy.

<a href=http://seanwaltmancom.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1090534752 target=_blank>HIS OFFICIAL WEB SITE</a>

I still think he sucks

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[DarkHippie]

I bet the sex tape is just a nasty German Scheiser Video, with Chyna crappin all over poor whipped Xpac while Rammstein plays in the background

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[blakjeezis]

I just think it's really sad that he wasted such great potential. He really could have been something special in wrestling, I honestly believe that. I remember watching him on the old GWF shows, and thinking that he was pretty good. I guess he had a rough childhood and sometimes that type of thing is hard to overcome and leads to self destructive behaviors, God knows I understand that. Instead he coattailed the Kliq, and turned into a low-rate second banana.


Ehhhh, I'm over it.

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[Tall_James]

I hear that in the video you see why Waltman was known as the "1-2-3 Kid".


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[Aggie]

So SHE'S the one who taught him the Bronco Buster. I can just see them now in their bed designed to look like a ring.

Yuck.

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[Tall_James]

No wonder he grew the beard... (http://perso.club-internet.fr/austinwm/HTLM/Photos/X/X_Pac/123_Kid_Sean_Waltman_01.jpg)


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[schmega]

both of them need to be purged from the gene pool.

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[WindowSill]

I cant wait till the Nicole Bass sex tape comes out...


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[fiestygal]

nicole bass vs. chyna?


would you hit it?

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

[Hosp]

If that tape gets released, I'm cutting off my nuts and calling it quits.

Plus I'd give up on the internet.


Plus I'd punch Stephanie McMahon in the face.


And kick Chyna in the nuts.

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[fiestygal]

If that tape gets released, I'm cutting off my nuts and calling it quits.

Plus I'd give up on the internet.


Plus I'd punch Stephanie McMahon in the face.


And kick Chyna in the nuts.




yea but you would probably STILL watch it you wrestling NUT!

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[bigbaldirish]

I hear that in the video you see why Waltman was known as the "1-2-3 Kid".



i hear it's because of his 3 nipples and small penis

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[Heather 8]

Plus I'd punch Stephanie McMahon in the face.

Pfft. I'd do that anyway, just on principle.

I'll burn it to a cd and mail it to you. No sense in just us masochists looking at it.

Thanks Jon, you're the bestest!

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This message was edited by Peachy on 7-23-04 @ 7:05 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm convinced HHH made a tape of him and Steph as "insurance"....



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[ChickenHawk]

I'm convinced HHH made a tape of him and Steph as "insurance"....
Now THAT'S a tape I'd BUY!

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[JustJon]

Thanks Jon, you're the bestest!
It's all because I care

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[fiestygal]

I'm convinced HHH made a tape of him and Steph as "insurance"....






HHH has huge arms..... *sigh*

i would classify him as walking sex BUT hes got the long hair and thats just gross

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[hankddog]

No wonder he grew the beard...


That picture doesn't even look like him... What a geek... Chyna is probably the best piece of ass/dick he has ever gotten...

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[Fallon]

The interview will be on E! Tuesday at 11pm and 2am.

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[xxxnyhcxxx]

what's even scarier is that x-pac has a whole message board dedicated to him and that people post in it.

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[Tall_James]

what's even scarier is that x-pac has a whole message board dedicated to him and that people post in it.

I was thinking the same thing.


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[Fallon]

2am on E!

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[Bama]

So how did it go? I missed it.



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[Fallon]

She came off as a little nutty and very sweaty. Which could mean drug use. Definatly not the same person she was a few years ago.

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[Iamnotatool]

How big was her cock? Did she get swamp-ass?

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[Tall_James]

Did she get swamp-ass?

BWAH-HA-HA!!!!


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[Heather 8]

She came off as a little nutty and very sweaty.


Courtney Love "this-close-to-a-felony" nutty, or Dana Plato "this-close-to-an-OD" nutty?

Which could mean drug use.

That's been the rumor for some time now.

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[Evilpete]

I"m waiting for the Peachy sextape....

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm waiting for the Peachy sex tape




That's been the rumor for some time now.


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[Heather 8]

Tool, your obsession over me is really getting pathetic.

Piss me off some more, and the Teresa sig stays up for infinity.
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This message was edited by Peachy on 7-29-04 @ 5:27 PM

[fluffernutter]

Ok, so Howard Stern this morning was talking about just how disturbing the tape was and apparently it is out. Anyone out there have any lins or anything on the tape? I gotta see this. I kind like freak shows. I'm also afraid it may look like Herman munster punishing the Bearded Eddie in a really REALLY bad way. Remember that episode?

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Just when you think it can't get any worse, U2 puts out another album. Terrible.

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm just wondering when I became infatuated with Peachy.

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Who isn't infatuated with Peachy? I mean....um....wait, what are we talking about again? Oh yes that's right, missing link sex. So...yeah, how bout that?

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[Fallon]

The trailer (http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655) is online.

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[booster11373]

They actually went to china to film this???

[ChickenHawk]

They actually went to china to film this???

Well... X-Pac did!

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[Heather 8]

I'm just wondering when I became infatuated with Peachy.


Don't fight it... ain't no shame in admitting it. ;p

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Thanks WWFallon!

You can be disappointed, but you cannot walk away. This fight has just begun.

[Iamnotatool]

I just threw up twice. Once for thinking about Peachy, and once watching the trailor. Ralph.

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[Iamnotatool]

The horrifying boxcover showing Chyna's cock/clit. Steroids are fun!! (http://www.1nightinchina.com/_d/boxcover/?m=1642&t=b&co=1&d=900x900)

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[WindowSill]

OK....when can I watch this freakshow for free?


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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

[keithy_19]

1 Night in China stars Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman, who in a former career were known as Chyna Doll


Heh. Chyna Doll. That struck me as being very funny.

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[Crippler]

The horrifying boxcover showing Chyna's cock/clit. Steroids are fun!!
I believe the proper term is "clenis"...and horrifying is absolutely accurate.


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[angrymissy]

i think they had to add those 4 hot girls to the back of that box to counteract the disgusting clitpenis that chyna is sporting

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[mdr55]

WTF??? She's sucking her own dink!

[ozzie]

The trailer (http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Multimedia&Action=View_Trailer&Content_ID=207655) is online.


The trailer was weak, but the Review was GREAT!

"Joanie's loins are riddled with razor burn, bruises, zits and ripped to the max from serious squats. It doesn't take long for the man in the boat to appear from under Joanie's clitoral hood. (Now I know why there's such a thing as gawkers' block on the freeways.)

As much as I was repulsed seeing an inch-long and thick-as-a-pinkie clitoris with a corona resembling the head of a penis, I was oddly fascinated. I wondered what it really says on her driver's license and how many years and injections of male hormones could produce a member that impressive, and what that would mean to guys who got shortchanged at birth, looking for a few extra inches."

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[Hosp]

While I was out christmas shopping for my brother in law who aske for a Brianna Banks DVD, I saw the DVD for sale. First, it's $29.95, $5 more then the Paris Hilton DVD right next to it. And the 4 bonus scenes were also done on the Paris DVD and the one girl names Teagen was smoking on it, but that is besides the point.

The thing she has down there just disturbed me too much. Now I'm convinced that Chyna is a hermaphrodite. Anyone who wants to see that shit must be deeply and amazingly fucked in the head.

And HHH said on O&A yesterday that this coming out pretty much ruined both of their chances of ever coming back.

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[Fallon]

and the one girl names Teagen was smoking on it, but that is besides the point.
Teagan is very nice!

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[Fallon]

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The Chyna/X-Pac sex tape, 1 Night in China (http://67.18.13.18/~nittoliv/forums/index.php?showtopic=4312)

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[Doogie]

Wow, that was some of the most horrific footage that I have ever seen in my life. It was like a fucking roller coaster cam or something. And when ya could see something it was scary to see what used to be a penis all carved up and pushed into Chyna...

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[Iamnotatool]

This thread is not safe for home, work, anywhere.

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[old-fan]

ok admittedly i havent been up on my wrestling or has-been information for awhile now, but WTF kind of drugs is china doing to think she can put out a porno tape and think vince will take her back to wwe?

aside from her hubris is she really on drugs or in some sort of bad situation that she needed to do this?

when triple H was on O&A he mentioned how she left because she wanted a contract that was better then the top contracts vince was offering certain people abover her in rank.


some greed is good, but too much will kill your career anywhere.

im a long time lurker, but new poster.

[torker]

but WTF kind of drugs is china doing to think she can put out a porno tape and think vince will take her back to wwe?


anabolic steroids?

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[old-fan]

heh not exactly what i meant but your right.


i remember someone talking about her roid bumps on her back and ass and how you could play connect the dots with them.

<br> </br> im a long time lurker, but new poster.

[JohnnyCash]

Its so nasty...

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Thank you Freakshow.

[Doogie]

The horror...

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[Fallon]

From Wrestling Observer:
From Sean Waltman's web site from earlier today: "Joanie (Laurer) was arrested on 1/1 for domestic battery. She assaulted me, struck me in the head and face countless times after getting back from the Playboy Mansion. There were several witneses to her behavior, including Jeff Meecham from The Extreme Mayhem Show, and unfortunately, my two children witnessed and heard all of this. She was released today, once again, having to suffer no consequences for her behavior. Show showed no remorse."

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