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Justice4all
07-22-2004, 08:39 AM
Proof yet again that is cost's an arm and a leg to live in Florida. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/22/arm.alligator.ap/index.html)

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Crippler
07-22-2004, 09:24 AM
Proof yet again that is cost's an arm and a leg to live in Florida.
a-ge-ge-geh!

Amazing that the NY Post continues to turn down your resume with skills like that. You corny-ass motherfucker! :p

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Justice4all
07-22-2004, 09:31 AM
Hey I never said I was at the top of the comedy pyramid.

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Patches
07-22-2004, 09:48 AM
Hey I never said I was at the top of the comedy pyramid.



Part of Janie Melsek's right arm had to be amputated later during six hours of surgery. She also was severely bitten on her buttocks and thighs, but doctors believe she will walk again, her family said. She remained in critical condition.



I'm still looking for the funny part.

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East Side Dave
07-22-2004, 09:55 AM
Landscaper in FL gets attacked by gator...


I'm still looking for the funny part

The funny part is that the Gator they're talking about has turned out to be Ron Guidry.

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FUNKMAN
07-22-2004, 10:44 AM
bitten on her buttocks and thighs


that was one horny alligator...

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Freakshow
07-22-2004, 10:46 AM
now i'm starvin'

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jeffdwright2001
07-22-2004, 11:39 AM
The alligator heard "landscaper" and thought he was going to get Mexican food.

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Furtherman
07-22-2004, 11:43 AM
The aligator heard "landscaper" and thougth he was going to get Mexican food.


That is just wrong. Alligators can't understand english!!

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Tall_James
07-22-2004, 11:45 AM
The funny part is that the Gator they're talking about has turned out to be Ron Guidry.

I hate you for making me laugh out loud.


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zathrus
07-22-2004, 03:09 PM
In florida, 1 of 4 things will get you.

1. gators
2. roaches
3. mosquitos
4. old people


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Heather 8
07-23-2004, 07:10 PM
The woman died earlier today from infection. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/23/alligator.attack.ap/index.html)

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fiestygal
07-23-2004, 07:14 PM
was he italian....


i hope it wasnt AG

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LiquidCourage
07-24-2004, 07:37 AM
See my, "Wow, the South sucks" thread.

mikeyboy
07-24-2004, 09:51 AM
i hope it wasnt AG


AG's a woman?


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Furtherman
07-29-2004, 08:04 AM
Another Florida alligator attack. This guy was lucky.

Florida Man Survives Alligator Attack (http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040728_1000.html)

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Jennitalia
07-29-2004, 08:21 AM
I think gators are so cute

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Justice4all
07-29-2004, 09:20 AM
In florida, 1 of 4 things will get you.

1. gators
2. roaches
3. mosquitos
4. old people


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And don't forget Spiders..those things are the size of my feet down there.

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