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Furtherman
07-22-2004, 07:11 AM
Could a stomach flu be the key to one of our evolutionary changes?

I don't know, but get that monkey on tour ASAP! He needs a tuxedo and a martini.

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JERUSALEM (AP) - A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only - aping humans - after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.

Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv, began walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said.

Monkeys usually alternate between upright movement and walking on all fours. A picture in the Maariv daily on Wednesday showed Natasha standing ramrod straight like a human. The picture was labeled humorously, "The Missing Link?"

Two weeks ago, Natasha and three other monkeys were diagnosed with severe stomach flu. At the zoo clinic, she slipped into critical condition, said Igal Horowitz, the veterinarian.

"I was sure that she was going to die," he said. "She could hardly breathe and her heart was not functioning properly."

After intensive treatment, Natasha's condition stabilized. When she was released from the clinic, Natasha began walking upright.

"I've never seen or heard of this before," said Horowitz. One possible explanation is brain damage from the illness, he said.

Otherwise, Horowitz said, Natasha's behavior has returned to normal.


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FUNKMAN
07-22-2004, 07:19 AM
i hear the NBA scouts are already checking him out...

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badorties
07-22-2004, 07:22 AM
i hear the NBA scouts are already checking him out...


ring the bell ...


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Mike Teacher
07-22-2004, 07:24 AM
Coolness. And I'd say Yes, it's one of many possibilities as to what got us into bipedal mode with all the benefits like spine and hip and knee damage.

It's all guesswork, this is one experiment science cant repeat, and the media coverage back then was less then adequate. But for some reason or reasons:

-we became bipedal
-we had a huge increase in cranial capacity
-we got those opposable thumbs working such that our hands developed into what they are, in my opinion one of the true miracle machines of anatomy.
-our language went from whatever level these guys have to what we have.

amazing, amazing, i live for this shit.

Cue the 2001 music, get that Proto-Human his bone and start whupping some ass!

which is, yet, another possibility...

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 7-22-04 @ 11:28 AM

blakjeezis
07-22-2004, 07:27 AM
I have no doubt some of us are brain damaged apes.
*cough - cough* liberals *cough*

Alright, that was below the belt. I don't really think that, I just like riling your pansy asses up.

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-22-04 @ 11:29 AM

Furtherman
07-22-2004, 07:35 AM
No offense taken blakjeezis, for if this monkey comes out walking on two feet AND open minded, well a jolly good monkey he shall be!!


Cue the 2001 music, get that Proto-Human his bone and start whupping some ass!


http://www.hku.hk/english/courses2000/2037/2001-ape.jpg

What an awesome scene. Truely one of film's greatest.

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Aggie
07-22-2004, 07:42 AM
I guess that explains my uncontrollable attraction to black guys.

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FUNKMAN
07-22-2004, 07:42 AM
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/MIDEAST_ISRAEL_UPRIGHT_MONKEY.sff_XEM801_200407211 54635.jpg

"Here come the judge, here come the judge"

got to be a bit older to get that one...

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blakjeezis
07-22-2004, 07:46 AM
Actually this is very believable. Have you ever met East Side Dave?

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jeffdwright2001
07-22-2004, 08:00 AM
"Here come the judge, here come the judge"

got to be a bit older to get that one...

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East Side Dave
07-22-2004, 08:14 AM
Actually this is very believable. Have you ever met East Side Dave?



You thieving, English bastard- I'm not nearly that black, I'm more of a moca-brown!!

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hankddog
07-22-2004, 09:01 AM
I knew they would start taking over!!! Get me Charlton Heston stat!

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