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monsterone
07-21-2004, 09:51 PM
so i am quiting my job at a newspaper as of today. any suggestions of how to go out?

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Lumber
07-21-2004, 09:57 PM
Are you giving notice or not...

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monsterone
07-21-2004, 10:06 PM
wrote it up tonight, submitting it tomorrow. for an example, i writer who had a few days left had to do an advitorial piece - 7 paragraphs long. 1st papagraph begand with f, the next u, the next c, etc... to spell out "fuck you".

since i'm in advertising, what should i do?



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reeshy
07-21-2004, 10:09 PM
wrote it up tonight, submitting it tomorrow. for an example, i writer who had a few days left had to do an advitorial piece - 7 paragraphs long. 1st papagraph begand with f, the next u, the next c, etc... to spell out "fuck you". since i'm in advertising, what should i do?


Not good...give the atandard 2 weeks notice...you never know if you have to go back to that job

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monsterone
07-21-2004, 10:10 PM
you never know if you have to go back to that job



not a good goddamn chance. they can eat a dick. low pay, no respect, fuck them.

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reeshy
07-21-2004, 10:29 PM
not a good goddamn chance. they can eat a dick. low pay, no respect, fuck them.


It;s happened before ...trust me!!!

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ChickenHawk
07-21-2004, 10:33 PM
I'm quitting my job soon too. I work at Staples and get ABSOLUTE SHIT MONEY for a VERY phsically demanding job that I don't get out of till 1 in the morning.
I'm sorry, but for someone who's completed 2 years of college and has never been to prison, I don't need to put up with a slave-labor job.
But I'm not really gonna give them any notice... Just gonna do it Scarface from Half-Baked-style.

Fuck you, I'm out.

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JohnnyCash
07-21-2004, 10:41 PM
I agree with Reeshy- just give the standard 2 weeks. My girlfriend quit her job a few weeks ago and went to work at a bigger, more promising company and ended up back her old job 4 days later. Also, you may want to use them as a reference for future employers. You dont want to piss them off.


And listen to "Motherfucker From Hell" by The Datsuns before you go into see the boss and you will be pumped!

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ChickenHawk
07-21-2004, 10:44 PM
"Motherfucker From Hell" by The Datsuns before you go into see the boss and you will be pumped!
...Downloading now.

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monsterone
07-21-2004, 10:45 PM
seriously, this company is garbage; i will never go back. i'm actually taking a job in a diffeent field. and the worse they can say is i'm not hirable back.

fuck em.

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Lumber
07-21-2004, 10:47 PM
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not a good goddamn chance. they can eat a dick. low pay, no respect, fuck them.

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Lumber
07-21-2004, 10:49 PM
I Love this guy!!! Bartender! 2 Sam Adams & 2 shot of `Buca!
And, tell them to graze on your scrotum hairs!
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Lumber
07-21-2004, 10:52 PM
seriously, this company is garbage; i will never go back. i'm actually taking a job in a diffeent field. and the worse they can say is i'm not hirable back.

fuck em.

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monsterone
07-21-2004, 10:57 PM
shots and beers at the softball game my brother. i just want to commit public outrage.

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Lumber
07-21-2004, 11:05 PM
shots and beers at the softball game my brother. i just want to commit public outrage.

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monsterone
07-21-2004, 11:09 PM
exactly

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grlNIN
07-21-2004, 11:16 PM
I just stopped showing up to my last job.

I worked on ThanksGiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas and New Years and wanted Easter off. They didn't give it to me so my PMS went into overdrive and i left.

Fucking cocksuckers.

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Tall_James
07-22-2004, 04:42 AM
Set fire to the place.


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angrymissy
07-22-2004, 05:09 AM
i did the old "fuck you, i quit" thing when i worked for this asshole doctor a while ago. He was paying me absolute shit, so I was looking for a part time job in the evenings and told him. He told me I should just work an extra 3 hours for him every day instead (of course, not paying overtime). I was basically working for this guy from 7AM-7PM every day. He was an Ear, Nose, Throat doctor, and I worked there for a week with a severe chest infection and all he did was send me for an x-ray and give me some cough syrup, he still expected me to work 12 hours. He was pure evil. There was a welfare patient who came in with advanced mouth cancer, and he came out and told me to send him away because he wouldn't get paid enough to treat him. He didn't even tell the guy he had cancer.

Anywho, I came in 15 minutes late one morning. 15 fucking minutes late for the FIRST time ever. The doctor came out and started reaming me out in front of the patients. SCREAMING at me. So I turned around and said "fuck you Dr. X, I quit". The look on his face was priceless. He actually said "you can't do that". I picked up my stuff and started leaving while he made a scene in front of the patients. He actually chased me out to my car. It was the best.

The job I had before my present job was working for a beast of an office manager. When I finally got my job here and was able to leave, I gave her a whopping 2 days notice (it was a long term temp job, so hey, i could have just not shown up). It was great. She also said "you can't do that". I can do whatever I want! It was a pretty uncomfortable 2 days but it was worth it to see her panic when I gave notice.

All my other jobs I just gave the proper two weeks notice, and I get excellent references from them, so if you need the reference from this company, I don't suggest going out with a bang, you might just want to do it the businesslike way.

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Mike Teacher
07-22-2004, 05:22 AM
so i am quiting my job at a newspaper as of today. any suggestions of how to go out?

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With a Nicely worded Op-Ed piece:

Dear Paper,

In the words of our great Vice President; 'Fuck Off'

M-One

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Just find out when the paper goes to bed/printers, sneak it in right before, and boom! youre golden!

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JPMNICK
07-22-2004, 05:58 AM
M1, are you using them as a refrence? If you can, try and get a refrence letter before you leave. If its really not worht it, which it seems to me like it is not, then you need to do something cool to quit.

Go out Senior Prank Style and release mice to insects or something.

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FUNKMAN
07-22-2004, 07:32 AM
if there is ever a good time to quit it's in the middle of summer...

even if you'll be working in a different field the new employer may contact these people for a reference. chances are even if you gave two weeks notice it sounds like they may still give a crappy reference. If you have any close friends there let them be your reference and just say they were your Supervisor...

Best Of Luck with getting the new gig...

maybe pro softball?

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JPMNICK
07-22-2004, 07:36 AM
either way, hope your new job has a hot secratary at it who sleeps with all the new guys.

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TheMojoPin
07-22-2004, 07:41 AM
Like missy said, if you don't have other references to fall back on, you cant burn these guys.

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FMJeff
07-22-2004, 08:08 AM
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Tenbatsuzen
07-22-2004, 08:47 AM
I left a job previously, but it was kind of unique... I worked for two different departments. One department, there wasn't a lot of work for me to do (10-15 hours a week tops). The rest of my work week was dedicated to the other department.

I hated the "other department" and got burned out. It finally go to the point where there was nothing left.

I really, really, REALLY wanted to go out in a blaze of glory, but I stopped short and did the right thing. However, instead of giving notice to the department I hated, I gave it to the boss I liked, and I wrote a very nice letter, thanking him for the opportunity and whatever.

About 8 months later, the department heads I didn't like got cleared out, and the other department head who I gave notice to reached out to me and offered me a full-time job in his department with benefits.

I almost took it.



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Justice4all
07-22-2004, 08:55 AM
wrote it up tonight, submitting it tomorrow. for an example, i writer who had a few days left had to do an advitorial piece - 7 paragraphs long. 1st papagraph begand with f, the next u, the next c, etc... to spell out "fuck you".

since i'm in advertising, what should i do?






YOU sir...are my hero!

Just submit the letter and put up the nicey-nice face for the remaining two weeks (if you are going to give 2 weeks) and on the last day tell all the people who cannot burn you when you get your next job to go fuck themselves as you walk out the door.


I worked as a dispatcher for Rutgers University police in Newark. I worked the WORST hours in the world. I did 2 day shifts...2 midnight shifts and one night shift in the course of a week. I never had a set sleep pattern. And above it all they promised me for 6 months they would increase my salary to pay me dispatcher wages when they were only paying me security guard wages. I was taking 911 courses provided by the department and another opening popped up in my hometown and went for the job there. I got it and on the last day of my course when I was due to take my test they banned me from taking it. Then they forced me to work a double shift. I worked it because I got along very well with the officers and the Sgt. (they were awsome people to work with) it was the Cheif, the Capt. and the Lt.'s who were absolute pricks. So at the end of my second shift I handed in my badge and outfit and walked out. A week later I took the 911 test anyway because I warned the teacher the dept. might have done what they did. She was horrified at the treatment of the employees and staff so she gave me the test even though the fat fuck of a Lt. told her not to.
Passed with flying colors.
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Jennitalia
07-22-2004, 08:58 AM
I gave my 2 weeks' notice last week. I have 5 more days left. But with the crap that's going on here, I may just not come back next week, because I'm fucking ready to kill somebody, anybody.
I'm the 3rd person this month in my department to quit. When people leave, they don't hire replacements, they just shove the work at somebody else without explaining things to them. We had paycuts, our bonuses and overtime taken away, and have crappy health insurance, and they're still shocked that people would actually want to leave this place. We have no back up. When I transferred to this office, I had somebody sit with me one day and train. After that, if I wasn't sure how to do something and would ask the sales guys, who's jobs I'm processing, they couldnt' be bothered with helping....they would just say, "look at the folder from last time", which wasn't any help at all. Now that I'm leaving, I'm expected to create all this documentation and training, in addition to trying to get everything out that is due between now and when I leave, which is a lot. I'm also trying to get some stuff out that's due the following week, so that things aren't too stressful for the guy who's taking over one of my clients. Then, my boss hasn't only been in the office maybe 3 times in the last 5 weeks. She told me yesterday she wont be in my last couple of days...I just think that's a little unprofessional. I noticed that she's never around when people in her group leave. And I dont want to fuck her over by not coming in next week, but then again, why do I need to stress myself out for a company that has made clear they don't give a damn about their employees?


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GaryWyze
07-22-2004, 09:34 AM
[color=purple]Have you thought about breaking out your editor's car window? That seems to be all the rage.

But seriously, unless you have a real hatred for your boss, it always best not to burn any bridges.

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Lumber
07-22-2004, 05:39 PM
Set fire to the place.


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ChickenHawk
07-22-2004, 06:02 PM
There was a welfare patient who came in with advanced mouth cancer, and he came out and told me to send him away because he wouldn't get paid enough to treat him. He didn't even tell the guy he had cancer.
Wow... I hope that doctor gets ball cancer and dies.

Set fire to the place.
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furie
07-23-2004, 08:36 PM
Well, I've only quit one job in my life. Well, only one real job anyway. I was miserable at INS and most of the management treated me like dogshit. When I got word that I had been accepted into the FAA I was relieved. In three years I would be making more than my old supervisors. I was free to tell people what I really thought of them. I originally composed a nasty email and was going to have that serve as my resignation. Basically telling the port director to go fuck himself.

But in the end, I didn't send it. I wrote a short and slightly sarcastic resignation email. And I'm glad I did. I didn't want to be remembered as an asshole. I didn't want to be remembered at all.

I did have some fun at the end though. I came on with the FAA shortly after 9-11-01. So when the FAA would call and ask to speak with me, a lowly inspector, the supervisors and above were suspicious. they'd hang around close to where I was talking on the phone. I pretended like I was involved in some clandestine activity. The FAA'd call me and give me some mundane HR info, and after they'd hang up. I'd stay on the deadline talking in code. "Roger that. Negative, Alpha-3-2 Go!" then I'd hang up, turn to the sup and say "Wrong number." bastards even tried to listen in on another line.

petty, but that's me.


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ChickenHawk
08-02-2004, 12:51 PM
Wooohoo! I just got home and it's official, I fuckin' QUIT Staples. I never have to go to that fucking hellhole again.

FUCK YOU STAPLES! (The store, not the guy)



(I still have to go in on Friday and pickup my last paycheck, but other than that, I'm never stepping foot in there again.)

My boss sounded SO pissed when I broke it to him, cuz I gave them ZERO notice whatsoever. He probably wishes I was dead. But I don't care. He can suck my hairy white sack.

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wilee
08-05-2004, 09:10 AM
Back in 2000, I had become supervisor (and technical director) in the television company I worked at. Since our company actually contracted services, I actually had my company's boss to deal with and the boss for the company with which we contracted. I reported to a vice president for the contractee, and didn't have much problem dealing with him. But my company's management (namely the pres and vice pres) were constant pains in the ass.

When we informed them of impending equipment failure, they would claim that they were gonna take care of it, and did nothing. When the equipment finally failed (usually live and on-the-air), the contractee would be all over us (the crew) while our company's bosses claimed they were not told about the impending failure.

When I had finally had enough, I quit by fax. I did give 2 weeks notice, and was pretty much short and succinct in what I said. I cc'd the VP of the company we were contracted to, and he called me right away asking questions about why I was leaving and who would replace me, etc. The actual company I worked for took 2 days before they called me, and said "I guess we should find someone to take your place?"

My answer was "You think?!" I trained my replacement for the next few days, and although I was pretty sure he wouldn't last long (he didn't), I started my new job the day after my 2 weeks notice was up.

I still keep in contact with some of the guys I used to work with. They tell me about how the company lost the contract, and the majority of them got hired in-house and got better benefits and stuff. This was like a year or more after I left, and I just couldn't take it anymore.

Now I have a different kind of stress... :p

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Iamnotatool
08-05-2004, 03:19 PM
I'm quitting my job soon too. I work at Staples and get ABSOLUTE SHIT MONEY for a VERY phsically demanding job that I don't get out of till 1 in the morning.


You chose the fucking job. Take your 2 years worth of college and figure out how to read a want ad, you dolt.


My boss sounded SO pissed when I broke it to him, cuz I gave them ZERO notice whatsoever. He probably wishes I was dead. But I don't care. He can suck my hairy white sack.



Ahhh, good old fashoined ignorance, hard at work. Sounds like that was the only thing working.

How can you expect an employer to take you seriously when you do something like that?

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monsterone
08-05-2004, 03:25 PM
ah, so today was my last day - no swan song. wasn't even worth it. the only joy i'll get is when they realize they're fucked.



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Iamnotatool
08-05-2004, 03:29 PM
You tell em Monster. They'll never get those rags out on time and under budget without you.


Joni Mitchell said it best. You don't konw what you got till it's gone.

Let's just hope it's not you singing it if your big home-run hitting ass can't find a job...

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sr71blackbird
08-05-2004, 03:59 PM
When we informed them of impending equipment failure, they would claim that they were gonna take care of it, and did nothing. When the equipment finally failed (usually live and on-the-air), the contractee would be all over us (the crew) while our company's bosses claimed they were not told about the impending failure.


That sounds SO much like the management of my department's methodology! I get so frustrated. I work in a call center type environment and they have the cleaning people come in while we are to be taking calls and making calls and they are vacuuming right next to us. I told them so many times that I simply cannot hear the people on the phone with these loud machines running and how horrible it sounds to a customer. They say they will do something about it and they never do. When Im on the phone, and they are doing it by me, I just cup the other ear and kind of give the customer the silent treatment.. they are yelling "Hello? Hello??" and I just sit there. I feel bad for them, but what can I do? I can only hope that they call back and complain and it goes up the ladder and at some point, someone high up will say... "Why are the cleaning crews vacuuming during business hours in a call center???"

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monsterone
08-05-2004, 04:01 PM
thanks tool.

funny thing about unemployment; you can't get it if you quit. but if they rearrange your schedule and you are unable to work the hours required, cha-ching.

i've never collected ue, even when i was living off dollar menus for a few months. but this company desrerves it. plus i have 2 months of their fuck ups on file at my house to present at the hearing.

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Iamnotatool
08-05-2004, 04:04 PM
Nice, just find a gig bouncing at a club, ya friggin monster, get paid off the books, and kick back with some welfare...I mean unemployment

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Hottub
08-05-2004, 04:32 PM
If I quit, and did a swan-song, my company would be so Fucking screwed. As i have mentioned, I am system Administrator. Even my dopey-ass boss knows nothing about the system.

In the 10 minutes it would take me to "clear my desk", I would change all the e-mail passwords, web-site uplinks, redirect the site, (link to fat porn),
delete the "jobfile", and format the server!

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monsterone
08-05-2004, 09:56 PM
Nice, just find a gig bouncing at a club, ya friggin monster, get paid off the books, and kick back with some welfare...I mean unemployment



actually the route i'm looking at. i've worked the floor but have a lot more experience behind the bar. an it's always a good night when you have to jump the bar to remove some fucktard.

drinks are on me tool.

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ChickenHawk
08-05-2004, 10:05 PM
My boss sounded SO pissed when I broke it to him, cuz I gave them ZERO notice whatsoever. He probably wishes I was dead. But I don't care. He can suck my hairy white sack.



Ahhh, good old fashoined ignorance, hard at work. Sounds like that was the only thing working.

How can you expect an employer to take you seriously when you do something like that?
...I think you missed the point.

I QUIT THE JOB.



And I'm still IN college. I have 2 years left. That's how college works. 4 years. Although I'm willing to bet it took you a couple extra.

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