Michael Jackson to be father of quadruplets

[Doctor Manhattan]

CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/20/people.jackson.reut/index.html)

You know what he's thinking: <b>"Sexual Jackpot!"</b>

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[Tall_James]

OH MY GOD !!! He's building a harem !


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[Furtherman]

Why can't he just Beat It instead of Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?

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[Patches]

The veil industry rejoices.

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[JPMNICK]

This is just "Bad"

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[zathrus]

This screams for a law against breeding....


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[Bama]

I'm done being shocked by Michael Jackson stories.

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YANKEES SUCK

[JustJon]

Michael Jackson just lives on a different plane or reality than the rest of us

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[silera]

A Jackson Five version 2.0 is just 7 years down the road.


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[grlNIN]

Sheet, Quilt, Comforter and Duvet Jackson.

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[JohnnyCash]

Thats crazy.

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[Katylina]

I hope he has 4 boys and names them all "Prince Michael" III, IV, V and VI.

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[reeshy]

Those poor kids...doomed before they're born!!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

madone! that surrogate mother must have some heartburn with all them afros in her tummy...

i personally think it's irresponsible when couples or single moms are having a hard time having a baby and they try these scientific methods that result in multiple births... they should only be allowed a maximum of two and any more than that should be removed as early as possible...

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[FMJeff]

quadruple your pleasure, quadruple your fun...

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It made my heart sing.

[Furtherman]

Sheet, Quilt, Comforter and Duvet Jackson.


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[Tall_James]

that surrogate mother must have some heartburn with all them afros in her tummy...

There ain't an afro in that bunch. Have you seen his other kids? They're whiter than a Klan member.


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