On dying

[Bangtron5000]

One common scenario people put out when you die is that you're in a big long ass line and eventually you get your turn at having your life read from the "Book of Life". Say I was a total saint but I did one thing really really embarassing, how lame is it that St. Pete is going to read that infront of everyone else in the line and then I'm going to have to face alot of these goody goodies in heaven?

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[keithy_19]

It depends if you accepted Christ. If you have then your bad things won't be read.

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[Mike Teacher]

Or, maybe you just die, and just simply no longer exist.

There are many hypotheses.

Maybe it's the judeo-christian God, maybe it's Vishnu and Shiva and Brahma, maybe it's the God of the !Kung of the Kalihari; or maybe God is the Universe itself. Maybe it's George Carlin's Big Electron; a God who doesnt judge, reward, or punish; just Is. Or a few million other possibilities I've never imagined.

Interesting though

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[Lumber]

It depends if you accepted Christ. If you have then your bad things won't be read.

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[furie]

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[fiestygal]

i dont really believe in reincarnation BUT i do feel after your BODY dies...your soul does live on... the BODY is just a vessle while here on EARTH

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[TheMojoPin]

When I die, I'm inhabiting Whoopi Goldberg.

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[JPMNICK]

I think when you die, you die. that is all. no need for an after life. what an ego-centric way of thinking to think that after we die, we go somewhere else, while everything else that dies does not. unless if it is your pet, then people try and pretend there is a dog heaven. when we die, it is over.

i think we need a thread on why poeple still believe in and follow religion.

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[HBox]

When I die, I'm going to go through that process that turns corpses into diamonds. And then I am going to make my first born child carry it with them for the rest of their life. If they don't, I'll haunt the bastard until they go so crazy that they take an electric drill to their skull.

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[Lumber]

When I die, I want to come back as Richard Simmons & hang out w/ Reeshy & WeeMan.

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[JohnnyCash]

When I die I think I just want it to be all over. No afterlife or soul living on. Just non existence.

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[SatCam]

When I die I won't be alive to be surprised

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[jeffdwright2001]

When I die, I'm inhabiting Whoopi Goldberg.

It won't get you any closer to Ted Dansen, they haven't dated for years.

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[FUNKMAN]

i'll just be happy being able to know what it's about and not have to speculate anymore...

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[TheMojoPin]

When I die, I'm inhabiting Whoopi Goldberg.

It won't get you any closer to Ted Dansen, they haven't dated for years.

Psh.

I just want a hunk of that sweet, sweet Frank Langella meat.

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[Jennitalia]

When my cats die, I'm going to have them stuffed so they'll be like stuffed animals. Then I'll be able to cuddle with them forever. When I die, they will be buried with me

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[curtoid]

i'll just be happy being able to know what it's about and not have to speculate anymore...


Actually, I've always had a feeling that when we die we do not get hip to what's really going on - centuries of speculations, faith and fables will really not prepare us for the cold reality that we will be just as clueless as we were when we were alive.



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[whoopsy]

you get your turn at having your life read from the "Book of Life". Say I was a total saint but I did one thing really really embarassing, how lame is it that St. Pete is going to read that infront of everyone else in the line and then I'm going to have to face alot of these goody goodies in heaven?


man, I got better things to do when I'm dead then stand in line listening to your life being read. how boring...

for the record, i think when ya die, ya die, how depressing. I agree with whoever made the suggestion that there should be a God thread if it can be civil, but I hate the idea of trying to argue somebody off of their faith.

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[blakjeezis]

When my cats die, I'm going to have them stuffed so they'll be like stuffed animals. Then I'll be able to cuddle with them forever. When I die, they will be buried with me

I only say this because I know you're not kidding. That is the Goddamn creepiest thing I've ever heard. You and Fuzzybutt should go back to whatever Stephen King book you came from and take your creepy ass cats with you.

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[Mike Teacher]

Dont have to go to Stephen King for Cat Worship concerning the afterlife. The Egyptians loved those suckers and when some dude died who rated a pyramid; they buried him with all sorts of stuff; food, pets, i think one had a ship inside.

Lotsa cats on those Hyroglyphs.

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[Tall_James]

I just I don't get points taken off for masturbation. As someone wise once said...

every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
if a sperm gets wasted
god gets quite irate.




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[Jennitalia]

When my cats die, I'm going to have them stuffed so they'll be like stuffed animals. Then I'll be able to cuddle with them forever. When I die, they will be buried with me

I only say this because I know you're not kidding. That is the Goddamn creepiest thing I've ever heard. You and Fuzzybutt should go back to whatever Stephen King book you came from and take your creepy ass cats with you.



You want creepy, MR MAN???? I just spoke with my dead cat Pepperoni, and asked him to go after you. That's right. When you least expect it, my little Roni will get you.


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Sweet dreams, my love.

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[FMJeff]

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You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.


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[angrymissy]

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You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

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this is why i love you.

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[FMJeff]

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You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

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this is why i love you.

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really? i thought it was because i delivered the meat....

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[blakjeezis]

Dont have to go to Stephen King for Cat Worship concerning the afterlife. The Egyptians loved those suckers and when some dude died who rated a pyramid; they buried him with all sorts of stuff; food, pets, i think one had a ship inside.


Hey Mike, why you got to do the elephant stomp / Riverdance all over my joke, b? I know all about the whole Egyptian cat-worship thing, but saying 'crawl back in your pyramid' just isn't funny or creepy. You can take off the teacher hat occasionally you know.


my little Roni will get you

Jenn, I know you and Jon aren't together anymore, but do you really have to insult his manhood in such a public forum?

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[Jennitalia]

I had another name for Jon's 'lil fellow. For the record, he has a cute one.

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[Lumber]

I had another name for Jon's 'lil fellow. For the record, he has a cute one.

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[Mike Teacher]

Hey Mike, why you got to do the elephant stomp / Riverdance all over my joke, b? I know all about the whole Egyptian cat-worship thing, but saying 'crawl back in your pyramid'


Hey no Problem! But I'm looking around and cant find where I said anything like 'crawl back in your pyramid' coz i sure dont remember saying that, coz I wasnt stomping on a joke, i was mentioning that the Egyptians were into cats!

Peazzze!

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[blakjeezis]

I had another name for Jon's 'lil fellow. For the record, he has a cute one.

That's great. I'm sure it's adorable, that still doesn't mean I want it anywhere near me. Keep that shit where it belongs.

And any type of a ghost cat that crosses my path is gonna be reeeeeal sorry, and so is its mommy. I have a proton pack and I'm not afraid to use it, that's all I'm saying.

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[Mike Teacher]

Usually sites like this are a big yawn but...

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[TheMojoPin]

Mortality's been on my mind lately, and I'm not sure why. I just turned 25 this year, and I was looking back at how I've been living the last year, and if I keep that up, I have little doubt I'll have a heart attack by the time I'm 35.

Last year was the first year in a decade that I really let my health routine slide to next to nothing, and I just ate and drank all I wanted, and man, I paid the price. Not necessarily on the outside, which is why I think it got that bad, because I didn't "look" fat, just put on a few pounds...but inside, man, I can't ever remember feeling this bad. I'm tired all the time, I get winded so much easier, just next to no energy or motivation for anything, more headaches, more backaches...hell, I'm even snoring sometimes, and I never did that before.

Basically, I've just felt horribly off in the last few months, and I don't like it. So this week I kickstarted an intense physical routine to get myself into better shape...and not just in general, but the best shape of my life (Even better than when I was playing sports in high school and college), period. I've got from now until the end of the year to do so, and I'm realy hoping I can stick to this.

It's definitely gonna be rough, because hitting the gym and such in the last few days have really shown me how much I let things slide. In the past, I'd run about 3 miles 2 or 3 times a week and would feel great afterwards. Tuesday, I ran just 2 miles and felt like I was going to collapse afterwards. AWFUL. But, them's the breaks for living the carefree life, so now I gotta turn things around.

In fact, I'm SO confident of how well I'll pull this off, on January 1st, 2005, I'll post nude pics (DAMN THE RULES!!!) of myself on the board. So that's either a promise or a threat, because I'm doing it whether I stick to the routine or not...so, LIVE IN FEAR OF AN UNHEALTHY MOJO!

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[Mike Teacher]

Mojo its 120 pounds lost now and i dont give a fuck anymore about the numbers, I just traded one OCD for another. My new OCD is Hunger. I can't help it; I've essentially been hungry for the last two years. But you can choose your pain; and for me there was being a bloated fatty sucking down absolut and pizzas; holy shit I wish I had a picture of my old garage, one of those giant recyclables with couple doze empty liters and a stack of Dominoes Pizza boxes that I look back at and cant believe my heart didnt just explode.

Hungry sucks. Being heavy sucks worse.

Sober sucks. BoozeHound sucks worse.

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I will say this:

When we say we are tired, we are not really tired

When we say we are hungry, we are not really hungry

When we say we are in pain, we are not really in pain

told to me at a talk by the author of 'Touching the Void' Joe Simpson. He should know. He said dying was easy; it was crawling 20 feet that was hell on earth.

The Book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060730552/qid=1090623307/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-5274146-6668822)

The Movie Trailer. Rent this fucker. Ive been yelling about it here for a month. Out on DVD. Not a person I've shown it to hasnt been blown the fuck away.

Trailer Website (http://www.pathefilms.co.uk/touching_the_void/)

I tell ya this, you watch this flick; you'll have a Whole new appreciation of some things; like walking and breathing.

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[reeshy]

Mike,

I know exactly how you feel...When I frist stopped drinking in 1989 (on my wife's "request") i weighed around a 180 lbs. Then I started to get the urges to drink again after about a month and someone in AA suggested that I eat some sweets to relieve the urge. So what did I do...I started eated a pint of Hagen Daz every night for 6 months....put on 40 lbs...then I went nuts and went on dieting bingings. never ending cycle...but it's better than the alternative!!!! Now I maintain myself around 200 lbs and feel better!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Mike really nailed it. Part of it was looking around and just seeing so many remnants of awful food and booze around the apartment each day, and that just made me feel even worse. And as shitty as wanting the junk is, what happens to you when you actually over-indulge in it feels a million times worse.

And thanks for links. I definitely wanna check out that film...

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Bill From Yorktown]

please. when we die we wake up and learn all that we thought was reality was a giant computer program playing out in our mind.

everyone "in the know" knows that.

it explains the black helicopters, crop circles, deja vu, and lindsey lohan's boobs.

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[fiestygal]

[quote] My new OCD is Hunger. I can't help it; I've essentially been hungry for the last two years. But you can choose your pain; [quote]


hey mike... have you ever passed out from hunger blackouts yet? i heard you can pass out if you suffer from hunger pains? is that true

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[reeshy]

really? i thought it was because i delivered the meat..


hehehe!!!!!!

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[canofsoup15]

The way I see it is:

A: I could work out, get in shape, try to get "the ladies", and maybe live a little big longer. But those extra years that I will be living will be basically the boring useless years, the years when you forget things, can't do anything you used to, and when you crap your pants.

or

B: Eat whatever the hell I want, but maintaining enough so I'm not obese and maintaing so that getting sex isn't impossible. And then ending up dying around 50-60ish(?) of a nice fast heart attack. It doesn't hurt that much, I miss all those shitty "crappin' your pants" years.

Of course this all this is purely hypothetical, but fuck it I'm going with B.

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[fiestygal]

i want a viking funeral

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