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BrownTown

07-16-2004, 08:52 AM

blakjeezis

07-16-2004, 08:58 AM

The Political Science department at my University is made up of, surprise surprise, very liberal professors, each more leftist than the last. I actually had one, in a History of Democracy class, tell us that Fidel Castro is the greatest leader of the 20th century. I had a friend, a Cuban, in the class who stood up, threw his desk across the room and walked out never to return. One of the greatest moments of my life.

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East Side Dave

07-16-2004, 08:59 AM

Rubix cube rules!

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Mike Teacher

07-16-2004, 09:00 AM

He peaked with Jerry MacGuire; didnt even deserve that Oscar, IMHO.

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furie

07-16-2004, 09:10 AM

el cubano is one of the best sandwiches in the world today.

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Reephdweller

07-16-2004, 10:05 AM

The deli around the corner of my job makes some of the best cuban sammiches. I'm just droolin' at the thought of one of them right now.

Oh, and I don't like this cuba...

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07-16-2004, 10:15 AM

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I forgot how good this stuff is. This is the best lunch I've had in a while.

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This message was edited by BrownTown on 7-16-04 @ 12:52 PMThey are awesome... I`ll have 1 Cubano Sungueege Por Favor! Xtra pork please!

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Tall_James

07-16-2004, 10:19 AM

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I forgot how good this stuff is. This is the best lunch I've had in a while.

That looks like a "Pork Newton"!

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East Side Dave

07-16-2004, 10:20 AM

Don't you talk that away about my baby Olivia, James!!!

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Lumber

07-16-2004, 10:54 AM

LiquidCourage

07-16-2004, 10:57 AM

"I actually had one, in a History of Democracy class, tell us that Fidel Castro is the greatest leader of the 20th century."

Oliver Stone referred to Castro as "the wisest man I've ever met."

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07-16-2004, 11:02 AM

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Smithers: Sir, that's Cuba.
Mr. Burns: Cuba, eh? Take her down, Smithers!
Smithers: Uh, you're flying the plane, sir...
Mr. Burns: Excellent.

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TheMojoPin

07-16-2004, 12:57 PM

Oliver Stone referred to Castro as "the wisest man I've ever met."

Oliver Stone also wrote "Scarface," and I think that movie actually MINIMIZED the amount of cocaine the man has snorted in his entire life.

And since when is there Cuban cuisine? Doesn't a country need to have food in the first place?

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BrownTown

07-18-2004, 10:10 AM

I'm in the middle of a downward spiral of sexy pork sandwiches. I've indulged 5 more times since I had my first Cuban in years on Friday. As soon as I got home from work, I went to the super market, and stocked up on the neccesary supplies. I've been going fucknuts ever since, and I can't stop. I'm about to make another one right now. I'm sure I'll go into cardiac arrest before the weekend is over, but I'll have a smile on my fat face.

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Mike Teacher

07-18-2004, 11:02 AM

I'm in the middle of a downward spiral of sexy pork sandwiches.

I dream of one day writing a line that good.

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more cowbells

07-18-2004, 11:10 AM

The 3 things awesome about Cuba is:

1. The cuban sammiches
2. Cuban cigars
3. Hot, latin, cuban women.

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furie

07-18-2004, 03:07 PM

in that order?

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07-18-2004, 05:18 PM

Nah, I'd say 3,1,2.

After you have some of that good latin sex, it's good to sit back and eat a good sandwhich, and smoke a good cigar.

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07-18-2004, 05:26 PM

I thought you could only get those things down here in FL they're like a dime a dozzen

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LiquidCourage

07-20-2004, 08:51 AM

Never had a Cuban sandwich. I guess I'm missing out.

BrownTown

07-20-2004, 09:21 AM

I just finished my lunch (my 8th Cuban since Friday). Ohh my god, you are missing out.

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LiquidCourage

07-21-2004, 09:05 AM

I just finished my lunch (my 8th Cuban since Friday). Ohh my god, you are missing out.

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I'm guesstimating you clock in between 285 and 315....

BrownTown

07-21-2004, 09:25 AM

I'm guesstimating you clock in between 285 and 315....

Not quite.
While I am a heavyweight that's carrying around a bit more than I should be, I'm not that big.
The Cubans haven't ruined my girlish 6'1", 240 lbs. figure.

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LiquidCourage

07-21-2004, 09:32 AM

You deserve a mean set of purple nurples, just for letting yourself go and chowing down the way you do.

BrownTown

07-21-2004, 09:41 AM

I deserve the purple nurples for my enjoyment.

As for letting myself go, I tend to think the 12 beers I dump down my neck on a daily basis bears more of the responsibility for my gut than my love for pork does.
Whatever.
I may be a fat bastard, but I'm a sexy fat bastard.

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Lumber

07-21-2004, 09:46 AM

Little Havana / Union City, N.J. has awesome Cubano sammiches...

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07-21-2004, 12:15 PM

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CaptClown

07-21-2004, 01:26 PM

Is asking for a hot Cuban woman to have sex with, have make me a sandwich, and bring me a few cuban cigars too much to ask for?

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