dress like a whore... you're game

[monsterone]

so my boy and i are in the mall the other day so he can get his celly fixed. and i'm seeing chicks left and right, jeans low as fuck, tube tops, just mad skin.

i'm sorry for my ped tendencies, but i can't tell if they're 16 or 18 and any parent that allows their daughters out of the house like this should expect them to be lusted after.

am i wrong???

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[Melrapuo]

Yes. You're ruining it for the 17-year olds who stare at those low jeans.

Seventeen-year olds like me.

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[Ryan the Great]

yea i've seen alot of what i'm guessing are 15-16 year olds wearing some provocative shit, you can't help but look. As long as while you are looking you pretend like you are disgusted that girls this young are dressing like this today you should be in the clear. It's a pretty easy look to fake, i've got it mastered. Then again i'm only 18 so i feel less guilty about looking than i would if i was 28. nonetheless, they are getting sluttier and sluttier from the looks of things.

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[monsterone]

nonetheless, they are getting sluttier and sluttier from the looks of things.


exactamundo. blame britney.

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[ChickenHawk]

16's a little old for my taste.

You know what I say:
If there's grass on the field... it's too late.

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[sr71blackbird]

They are all pink inside

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[JPMNICK]

M1 - you are dead on. They want you to look, or else they would not dress like that. They know they have a nice body, and they want to show it off. And it is almost impossible to be able to tell a 16 year old from an 18 year old. some 18 year olds look young, some 16 year olds look like they could be 20.

How come when you are 50 people say age is just a number, not a state of mind but they will not apply that to a 16 year old. Some kids are more mature / ready for things than other kids. There are 22 year old virgins and 14 year old's with baby's.

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[Mike Teacher]

In the Mall last night; a rarity. The Fatties with the Britney Spears Bare middle with these Rolls of Fat hanging over the edge?

Bad times.

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And I think one can go back a lot farther then Britney for sluttiness, even today's. Britney to me isn't slutty; just rock stupid.

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[Tall_James]

Britney to me isn't slutty; just rock stupid.

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[Freakshow]

exactamundo. blame britney.

I don't know. I see so many more that are trying to look like Christina.



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[Marist Mike]

Yeha I see it a lot when I go out too but I'm 18 so I can check it out and not feel guilty...thensome of these parents wonder why guys go after their daughters...if you don't want them to go after your daughter then watch how they dress and it also saves you the trouble of having to go after guys with bats or guns and the like

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[JPMNICK]

Yeha I see it a lot when I go out too but I'm 18 so I can check it out and not feel guilty...thensome of these parents wonder why guys go after their daughters...if you don't want them to go after your daughter then watch how they dress and it also saves you the trouble of having to go after guys with bats or guns and the like


I am 23 and I never feel guilty. it has nothing to do with age. I always says I have a 7 year wheel house. 16 to 30. I am game for it all.

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[East Side Dave]

You know what I say:
If there's grass on the field... it's too late.


Or:

If she's old engough to shave,
she's old enough for Dave!

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[Katylina]

I thought as of late, they were trying to dress more like Paris and Nicole-- with those skirts and tops and long earrings.

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I always said
"as long as they have all their adult teeth"

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That's a good one.
I also like to say:
"If they're old enough to pee,
they're old enough for me."

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Remember 17 is consent age in New york.

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[Reephdweller]

In the Mall last night; a rarity. The Fatties with the Britney Spears Bare middle with these Rolls of Fat hanging over the edge?



Damn, what mall did you go to?


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[JPMNICK]

In the Mall last night; a rarity. The Fatties with the Britney Spears Bare middle with these Rolls of Fat hanging over the edge?


Damn, what mall did you go to?




Any mall in America. Little girls (i.e. 13-17) who are heavy do not want to admit it and still want to dress like all the popular pretty girls. Hence the abundance of stomach hanging over the jeans.

Edit : Not to mention this is an enabled by their parents who do not want them to feel "left out" or different because of their weight. they feel their kids should be able to do and wear exactly what all the others kids are wearing. This is especially true if the mother was heavy when she was younger.

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[blakjeezis]

In the Garden State Plaza, there's a store call 'Torrid'. It's Hot Topic for fat chicks and I CANNOT get enough of it. They're all coming out of there with the ripped fishnets, the plaid minis, the spikes; the whole bit. It's both hilarious and arousing at the same time. Nothing like 50lb of meat in a 25lb casing.

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[TheMojoPin]

Lookin' ain't fuckin'. Quit beating yourself up over it.

Unless that's how you like it.

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18 year old is legal ..

17 with consent ...

16 with a note...

15 if her dad is in the room....

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[ChickenHawk]

If they're old enough to shave... they're past their prime.

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[Reephdweller]

Any mall in America.



Then you needs to get to the Smithaven Mall. Go there on any given weekend and your mouth will drop.

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[canofsoup15]

We call them Prosti-Tots, and they are the four horsemen leading the moral downfall of this country. I like hot ladies as much as the next guy, but its just going too far with girls younger than 14 doing this stuff.

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[LordJezo]

I thought as of late, they were trying to dress more like Paris and Nicole-- with those skirts and tops and long earrings.


You are dead on with the skirt comment. I was out in Charlotte a few weeks back and it seems like every female had on the same style short skirt that Paris Hilton wore.

Was out in NJ/PA a week ago and saw the same thing.

Not that I mind though...

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[blakjeezis]

I was in Charlotte a few weeks back

And how old was she?

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I really don't care. Heck, when I'm bored I walk around the mall in a tube top and a mini-skirt so DON'T COMPLAIN!

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