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Snoogans
07-14-2004, 08:44 AM
At work today, we found a nest with 2 pigeon eggs up in the rafters. My boss didnt want them hatching in the warehouse, so he was goin to throw them out.
When i picked them up, i could feel warm and something moving around inside
I could allow my boss to kill them, since they were old enough to be moving, so i wrapped them up in napkins and brought them home. i now have them in an old 20 gallon fish tank for now.

any ideas on how to hatch them, and what to feed them at first, im not sure if they will be big enough to eat bird feed

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Furtherman
07-14-2004, 08:47 AM
Sit on them.

Not sure what to do and I never really had a problem with pigeons until one day a couple of weeks ago as I was leaving work one crapped on me. First time. This f'er must have been dining on guacamole and black beans because that is what seemed to be all over my sleeve, hand and discman. Now I am anti-pigeon. We had a deal!!!!

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JPMNICK
07-14-2004, 08:47 AM
Chew up some worms and spit them back into the birds mouths.

Actually putting the eggs on a heating blanket would probably help, but make sure it is on low because if not it could be harmful.

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Snoogans
07-14-2004, 08:49 AM
i have the heat lamp on low right now, the one i had for the snake i used to have in the tank. im not worried so much about hatching them, as what they need to eat at first. ill gladly raise them till they are big enough to let go, but i dont wanna give them feed if they need something else

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reeshy
07-14-2004, 08:52 AM
Call a pet shop or pet supply house!! But I don't think they'll survive on their own...they need a pidgeon mommy and daddy..they know what to do!!!

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JPMNICK
07-14-2004, 08:52 AM
I think you are going to need a medicine dropper to feed them. Maybe sugar water at first? I know that you need some nutrients for them, but I am not sure how to get it to them. Maybe disolve bird food in water?

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jeffdwright2001
07-14-2004, 08:56 AM
You also need to spray paint yourself gray so that the bird will having something to roost and poop on.

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Snoogans
07-14-2004, 08:57 AM
ill most likely end up giving them to an animal sanctuary, i just dont want them to die, id feel bad

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reeshy
07-14-2004, 09:06 AM
WOW...Snoogs is a humanatarian...or is that pidgeontarian???? Who'd a thunk it????

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Snoogans
07-14-2004, 09:09 AM
i would say i am, but not like huge.

if they had done it without me knowing and i found out after, it wouldnt be a huge deal.
But i just cant have something die after i coulda stopped it like that

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JPMNICK
07-14-2004, 09:11 AM
WOW...Snoogs is a humanatarian...or is that pidgeontarian???? Who'd a thunk it????


Humanatarian or Pot Smoking Hippie?

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Snoogans
07-14-2004, 09:15 AM
im not a hippie, i hate alot of things. i just cant have animals die knowingly if i can stop it, especially baby ones.

Update: I had to bring the eggs inside cause a few animals were gathering outside trying to get to the eggs.

i have them on my couch right now wrapped up in a fleece. Im a little worried cause the egg shell isnt as warm as it was when i first found them, but im hoping maybe thats just cause they were up top of a warehouse

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Lumber
07-14-2004, 10:25 AM
ill most likely end up giving them to an animal sanctuary, i just dont want them to die, id feel bad

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TheMojoPin
07-14-2004, 10:55 AM
Hope you don't have delicate nipples, because those things are going to tear the hell out of your teets, because if Ranger Rick taught us anything, it's always BREAST-FEED LOST BABY BIRDS OR ELSE THEY WILL DIE.

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Patches
07-14-2004, 11:01 AM
kill the fucking things. Filthy disease ridden sky rats.

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Lumber
07-14-2004, 11:21 AM
kill the fucking things. Filthy disease ridden sky rats.

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SatCam
07-14-2004, 12:28 PM
After they hatch make sure you release them BACK into the wearhouse so your boss can shit his pants when he finds two NEW birds.

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Melrapuo
07-14-2004, 12:34 PM
Sporty Thievz f/ Mr. Woods
"No Pigeons"

Nada, Franchise
Nada, Shotcallers
Yeah, Sporty Thievz, Sporty Thievz
Uh huh, Nada

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin' five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi
What?

-1-
(Uh oh) Ya'll chicks ain't gettin' nada
(Uh oh) Your pussy ain't worth the Ramada
(Uh oh) Anyway your friend looks hotter
(Uh oh) Game is somethin' we got alot a

-2-
(Uh oh) Cause I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no doves from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me
I don't want no Pigeons
Them be them girls who gets no dubs from me
Playin' the bar dumb broke wit her best friend's coat
Tryin' to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she said thug but she called me a scrub
Scrub? What? She musta talk me a joke
Broke Pigeonhead freak, you lucky I spoke
This ain't my Benz there, it's my man's, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, take them fake jewels off
(Uh-oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh-Oh) Pigeon, the hell with that crazy shit
Ya'll make me sick, go home and fuckin' babysit
My big dogs don't love this
King Kirk bitch, get a brush, and scrub this (right)

Repeat 1

Yo, chill cousin, these birds is ill cousin
Cause they call me scrub like we can't even bill cousin
Trick Ronald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street team, make you ship vinyls
Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How she gonna wear sandals wit nasty corns?
That be wrong
I wonder how you get hearts
In dirty Victoria drawers with the skidmarks
Uh, ya flat ass gets enough laughs
Take it to the salon, pluck ya mustache
So next time you shotgun, and that hoe bitchin'
Hittin' you a scrub, call that bitch a Pigeon

Hey yo, I got two nuts bitch, choose a ball
You only walk Pigeon-toed cause ya shoes is small
You don't shop, you just cruise the mall
No dough, with Lee Press-Ons
Frontin' with ya girlsfriend dress on
You birds wanna take over?
Get some cash and a Jenny Jones makeover
Broke Bitches, I hate Pigeons
Dirty braid Pigeons, Medicaid Pigeons, Section Eight Pigeons
Got me fed, burned I tell these birds Shutup
And how my left ear be double her whole getup
Go ahead with your lame ass, blow at night
Throw a ripped dolla at her
Tell her put that on your train pass

If you got more than one baby father
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
If you strip all week to go clubbin'
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you
Wanna smoke wit me, wit no money
Oh no, I don't want no

No Pigeons
No Pigeons

(DJ Rhude)
Greet your highness, Queen's finest
Gleam shin as three clip street fighters
Deep dish Jeep riders
Outlandish in they expanded rover
Passenger in my own whip, yeah that's my chauffer
I rap for ya, that's my culture
When I holla holla like Ja Rule
You in a trance from the god's jewels
Glance at my car, drool
Grand like the concourse
Wonderin' damn, how much the car cost?
Ya just another fan, applause, encores
And when I fly through world tours on Concords
Don't need no chicken drippin, save that for Lipton
No scrubs here, strictly Mo' Thugs, dear
Check the listings, no Pigeons
Flat broke chicks, out to get rich off the next bro's shit
Instead of TLC, you give us brotha's B.I.G. trouble
We're just Sporty Thievz, huddle game with the illest rebuttal

Repeat 1

Repeat 2

No Pigeons
No Pigeons
No Pigeons

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sr71blackbird
07-14-2004, 05:54 PM
If they hatch, youll have to hand feed them grain by grain for several weeks and youll be suprised how fast they grow. Feed them till you feel this pouch swelling in front of their chest. Its their "crop". I use stuff like parakeet food. Its a hassle and they will shit and stink and stuff, but its kinda rewarding too. Just get a handfull of straw and newspapers and theyll be fine. Oh, and water too. Like a small saucer of it. Theyll dip their beaks in it and drink on their own. When they are big enough, theyll fly away to seek their own kind. Theyll stop back once in a while to say "hi". Youll feel good.

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Mike Teacher
07-14-2004, 06:04 PM
I had an installer notice a nest with eggs in it last month in a vent pipe. I'll just say I'm not a Pigeon-tarian.

But good luck; however, I think theyre doomed no matter what you do; but you should follow the others advice and dress like Matthew Modine and Nic Cage in the movie 'Birdy'.

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Lumber
07-14-2004, 07:10 PM
If they hatch, youll have to hand feed them grain by grain for several weeks and youll be suprised how fast they grow. Feed them till you feel this pouch swelling in front of their chest. Its their "crop". I use stuff like parakeet food. Its a hassle and they will shit and stink and stuff, but its kinda rewarding too. Just get a handfull of straw and newspapers and theyll be fine. Oh, and water too. Like a small saucer of it. Theyll dip their beaks in it and drink on their own. When they are big enough, theyll fly away to seek their own kind. Theyll stop back once in a while to say "hi". Youll feel good.

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sr71blackbird
07-15-2004, 03:06 AM
When you go to feed them, youll have to gently force their beak open and drop the grain down their throat. They make a baby bird food too that you mix with water and have to entice them to eat. I usually have them sitting on paper towels in a small deep bowl when you do this. They are gonna be ugly as hell for the first few weeks, and their heads will look really weird. But once they start developing, they will blossom and get really nice feathers. They will be tame and you can handle them and they will bond to you. Theyll think your their mother. They peep like crazy when you go near them. Youll have to feed them 1 -2 times a day. Keep them warm.


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Furtherman
07-15-2004, 06:10 AM
The town in Georgia's got a law on the books
Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks
Now what could make them think that way?
What could make them act that way?

They're just right wing pigeons from outer space
Sent here to destroy the human race
They don't give a damn about you or me
They just buy guns and watch TV
Let's go!

The lady in Detroit owns a can of mace
Got pissed at my brother so she sprayed it in his face
Now what could make her think that way?
What could make her act that way?

She's just a right wing pigeon from outer space
Sent here to destroy the human race
She don't give a damn about you or me
She just buys guns and watches TV

The man in the White House who just don't care
He starves little kids and he dyes his hair
Now what could make him think that way?
What could make him act that way?

He's just a right wing pigeon from outer space
Sent here to destroy the human race
He don't give a damn about you or me
He just buys guns and watches TV
Go!


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TooCute
07-15-2004, 06:30 AM
According to a vet I talked to once years ago when I was raising a pair of baby robins (cat got their mom... btw they were doing really well, ready o fldge and everything and thn I left them in the care of someone else for an afternoon and they fed them huge caterpillars and candy corns and they died, assholes) another good thing to feed baby birds is canned puppy food. In the beginning you will have to open their mouhs and sick it in there (or mix with some water, get a syringe and squirt it in there) but soon they will learn and they will constantly be begging.

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jeffdwright2001
07-15-2004, 07:50 AM
Have you considered hatching them and then drowning them in a bucket of water?

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TheMojoPin
07-15-2004, 09:07 AM
I ONLY drink water with dead baby birds in it.

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reeshy
07-15-2004, 10:23 AM
Try feeding them some Strawberry Fanta!!!heehaa

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Lumber
07-15-2004, 01:09 PM
I Love Shake n Bake

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SatCam
07-15-2004, 02:40 PM
Use this! (http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=195353)
Don't tell the guests at Thanksgiving that the *small* turkey they're eating is actually pigeon!

edit: I beat you both!

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Hottub
07-15-2004, 02:46 PM
This should take care of your bird problem (http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=195353)


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mikeyboy
07-15-2004, 02:48 PM
A little more info. (http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?g=972&r=195353)

So when's the big squab cookout?

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sr71blackbird
07-31-2004, 08:03 PM
Did you ever end up keeping them, or did they hatch?

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ADF
07-31-2004, 08:18 PM
Feed them some huge caterpillars and candy corn.

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Duke
07-31-2004, 09:42 PM
they have incubators you can buy

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TheMojoPin
07-31-2004, 10:44 PM
Can't we just have Snoogans pigeons kill Duke's hornets?

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Duke
08-01-2004, 10:39 AM
good idea mojo

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