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Furtherman
07-14-2004, 06:41 AM
In what has got to be one of the dumbest press releases ever, the Mexican Attorney General gets a microchip implant in one of his arms with access to a new crime database and also enables him to be traced if he is ever abducted.... and then tells everyone about it.
So when he does get kidnapped and both his arms a hacked off, he'll wonder... why?
Mexico attorney general gets microchip implant (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/07/13/mexico.chip.reut/index.html)
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Mike Teacher
07-14-2004, 06:49 AM
And then his plane gets Hijacked but he gets in the Escape Pod and jettisons and lands in New York City which is now a Maximum Security prison. But he's got that implant, so He can be tracked by anyone with a name like, oh..... Plissken.
just a random thought.
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schmega
07-14-2004, 06:55 AM
does he wear a shirt that says 'Under Cover"?
reading about incompetant mexican law enforcement makes me wanna watch Traffic again.
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Freakshow
07-14-2004, 06:55 AM
Damn, this celebrity politician thing has gone too far. First Arnold, then Ditka. Now Keanu Reeves is the Attorney General of Mexico? I thought he was Canadian.
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mikeyboy
07-14-2004, 06:58 AM
does he wear a shirt that says 'Under Cover"?
That's "Out of Sight"
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