People Are Hideous

[BrownTown]

I just finished lunch at work, so I go to the restroom afterwards. What do I find when I get there? A gigantic log of shit floating in the bowl before me. What the fuck is wrong with people? Are they in such a rush to get away from their stink that they run out of the room without noticing there's a terd the size of a Buick floating there, or do you think it's done intentionally for humor purposes?

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[jeffdwright2001]

Are you sure it wasn't a chili dog that was too hot for someone to eat?

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[BrownTown]

It didn't taste like a chilidog.

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[Jennitalia]

I could never poop at work. It has to wait till I get home. Nobody needs to know when I'm making a poopie.
The women in my office are pigs, too. Our bathroom just smells like ass 24/7.


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[Vee]

You think thats bad? I was at a spanish restaurant about a month ago in Williamsburg. Food was great, service sucked though. Anyway, I go to the men's room and smell the most pungent shit you could imagine! I look in the toilet and it's clean. I look in the sink and I see a neat snake of a turd sitting there with a trail. Needless to say, I havent returned.

[hurlmon]

I think every office has a nasty bathroom person. Mine has a person who puts his snots on the urinal handle daily.






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[BrownTown]

I look in the sink and I see a neat snake of a turd sitting there with a trail.


Yikes!!!!
What restaurant?
I have a bunch of friends that live in Williamsburg. I must warn them of the sinksnake before they meet it.

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[angrymissy]

Of all the places that I worked, the Merrill Lynch bathroom was the worst. High powered executive women leaving blood and poo in the toilets, used pads and tampons on the floor. Tre gross.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Several years ago, I took a Janitorial job while I was waiting to get into the admin dept.

While office-wise, the women's work areas were neater and easier to clean, but when it came to the restrooms, the women's were nastier and messier to clean.

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[BrownTown]

I think every office has a nasty bathroom person. Mine has a person who puts his snots on the urinal handle daily.


So seriously, why do people do this? Do you think they find it funny, or are they just heathens that don't realize what they're doing.

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[Furtherman]

What do I find when I get there? A gigantic log of shit floating in the bowl before me. What the fuck is wrong with people?


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[Jack_Doff]

I think people think it's funny, and mostly because they don't have to clean up after themselves. At my job, somebody wipes their ass, then throws the toilet paper in the garbage and arranges it so people can see.

[Furtherman]

Man, working at Kindergarden is a stink!

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[JPMNICK]

This is so fucking gross. It makes me never want to leave my apartment. I am with Jen, I never shit unless it is in the comfort of my own home. I have left school to go home and shit. I have left parties. I really do not care.

As for people not flushing, it is just something I can not comprehend. Its not like it is a bar and they are drunk, they are buisness men and women who are just basically animals dressed up nice.

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[BrownTown]

and arranges it so people can see

I have tears rolling down my face from laughing. I can't think of anything more awful than someone handling their own shit rag, yet the idea of them positioning it like a flower arrangement for others to see is so disgusting it's hillarious.

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[reeshy]

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[JPMNICK]

Anybody seen DJEvelEd lately????



Yes he is working today. I think with Jack_Doff. Someone just saw him leave the bathroom

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[TheMojoPin]

Try managing a bookstore with a coffee shop. People pound those muffins and coffee and then destroy my bathroom at the store.

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[sr71blackbird]

I have my own pet peeves about work bathrooms. People coming right next to you when there are available stalls and urinals. People "lingering" in the bathroom up by the sink. People shaving and brushing their teeth in the bathrooms. Its disgusting. Why on earth, and only in Brooklyn, (and not Long Island) do men come to a urinal right next to you (strike 1)and turn their face towards you (strike 2) and attempt to start a conversation (strike 3) while your trying to take a sissy is beyond me. My rule is "dont crowd my shit!" Give a guy a stall!!

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[reeshy]

The other day I had to tak a wild whizz while I was in Penn Station and was forced to use the men's room near the police kiosk. when I walked in there, there was some skell standing up nest to a sink washing his balls!!!!!!!!!!! I waited til I got onto the train!!!! Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Vee]

Yikes!!!! What restaurant?


Its call "El Puente" and its right by the W Bridge.



People coming right next to you when there are available stalls and urinals.

This is something I've never understood. Everyone knows there needs to be at least a 1 stall/urinal buffer unless theres an emergency or if there's a rush (eg. after a movie or concert) and even then, conversation and peeking are off limits!
The worst of all though is when I'm at work and a fellow employee enters and thinks to himself how lucky he is for this coincidence because he had something work related to ask me! Here I am, flowing freely with only one thing on my mind and thats the disappointment of not having any ice to melt, and someone is asking me about a project? In the bathroom? This just couldnt wait?
I seriously considered continuing my session, turning to face him and talking to him while I pissed on his legs just to show him the ridiculousness of talking about this while pissing!

[Tall_James]

Try managing a bookstore with a coffee shop. People pound those muffins and coffee and then destroy my bathroom at the store.


Mmmmm....2 bran muffins and an extra-large black coffee....now let me head to the new Non-Fiction rack and take the latest bestseller to read while I'm on the can.

Then I can put it right back on the rack when I finish. With those pee drops on it.


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[Patches]

Then I can put it right back on the rack when I finish. With those pee drops on it.


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[TheMojoPin]

Man, I wish they'd at least put the soiled merchandise back. But no, it's just left strewn all over the bathroom...so they're slobs in every sense of the word.

I'll never understand the truly huge turds. The freakishly large ones, where you're startled by it as you enter the stall, and then frightened as you realize that if such a thing came out of yourself, it would have split your entire backside right in 'twain. Then, not only is it THAT huge, it's SO goddamn dense, you can't flush it down the toilet. What could someone possibly be eating to create an object THAT intimidating that actually comes from inside of them?!?

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[Tall_James]

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[jeffdwright2001]

right in 'twain.

Sure bring him in to it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Why do I look so shifty-eyed as I'm doing my daily poo-pull?

And Mark Twain was famous for his ferocious growlers. "Floatin' logs down the river..."

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[Freakshow]

Why do I look so shifty-eyed as I'm doing my daily poo-pull?

It's because you are evil. The shifty eyes lets people know.



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[Hottub]

there was some skell standing up nest to a sink washing his balls!!!!!!!!!!! I waited til I got onto the train!!!! Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reeshy, you say it like it is a bad thing. I find myself at least twice a week, hopping on a bus, leaving Jersey and heading to the Port Authority terminal just to run my ballies under some cool public men's room water. I just tell the boss I'm going to lunch.

I've got to try the Penn Station facilities soon. I bet they are sweet.

And next time remember, That skell could be ME!

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