Blimey! He blew his berries off!

[Furtherman]

Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=CQ4Y4Z3ZRZZMWCRBAELCF FA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5658692)

Don't drink and handle guns fellas. Sure, you may shoot a friend, but would you really want the embarrassment of shooting off yer own nads?

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[Justice4all]

I can just see how the argument went down at the bar.
Drunk Man #1-" I am gonna come back and blow your brains out"
Man #2-"Oh YEA...YOU HAVN'T GOT THE BALLS!"

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"At 16 I was masturbating in a sweat-sock"-Jay Mohr

[Hoojibs]

He's daft!! Shot himself in his blooming trouser snake he did.

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[Justice4all]

Or of course he could have been marching back.
This is my weapon....this is my gun....
This is for fighting...this is for OH MY GOD!!!!!

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[jeffdwright2001]

Man 1: "I'm tired of all this arguing. How about a couple of shots and we call it quits."

Man 2: "Sounds good to me, I'll be right back."

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[FUNKMAN]

i bet he'll never 'cock' his gun again...

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[Mike Teacher]

FORE ! ! !

[bang!]

Whoa. I shoulda yelled 'Two!'

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[Jennitalia]

Now he'll be shooting blanks.

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