Wait...what was that?

[Melrapuo]

I was watching TV and a Subway commercial came on. It's the one with the Hispanic guy who talks about how he loves working at Subway. Anyway, I'm not really paying too much attention, but I hear him say that he'd love to "rub one out for you". Of course, I looked up and was a little weirded out, but I remembered the commercial and knew he really said "wrap one up for you". Anyway, what's some of the crazy stuff you've thought you've ever heard someone say?

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This message was edited by Melrapuo on 7-13-04 @ 1:27 PM

[BrownTown]

My favorite thing I didn't really hear in the world is from AC/DC's "Back In Black".
For my entire life I was convinced that
"Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
was
"Cause I'm back on the crack
And I'm eatin' the fuck"

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[Borne Too Loose]

I always thought in "stairway to heaven" the line was "and as we wind on down the road/i should have stolen Oreos."

Also, at a comedy show in Jersey, I heard a man's pride and dignity disappear. Apparently, what i really heard was, "Anyone here ever have a colonoscopy?"

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[grandzu]

Apparently, what i really heard was, "Anyone here ever have a colonoscopy?"


Ah, good times, good times.

[reeshy]

or like that Creedance song "Bad Moon on the rise"....I always thougt they were saying "The bathroom's on the right"!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

-and just what are the real lyrics to "Smells Like Teen Spirit," anyway? I know the "Weird" Al version!

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[East Side Dave]

Mullato?








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Mullato?



Yea, that's like a stiletto...only duller!!!!!!!!!!!

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