Mike Ditka, U.S. Senator?

[TwiztidRock]

With Jack Ryan pulling out, Mike Ditka wants to enter. No, I'm not talking about Jerry Ryan (I'm sure Mike wouldn't need Levitra to get it up for her) I mean the race for the U.S. Senate seat for Illinois.
Da Senator (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1838856)

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[Hoojibs]

I predict Ditka will win 10,000,000 votes to 0.

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[TheMojoPin]

It would only be fair if Da Coach was up against some kind of giant, robotic, nuclear-powered Senator-killbot. Then it MIGHT have chance against Mike. That said, I say Ditka wins, 34,000,000 to 2. And I concede two to account for any hanging chads.

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[Freakshow]

Who would win in the senatorial race between 11 mini Ditkas, and Michael Jordan in the coconut bra and grass skirt?



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[Crippler]

"You may notice the cheese sauce on this ballot..."

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[A.J.]

Ditka would kick Abe Lincoln's ass in a Senate race!

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[furie]

ok, it's Ditka vs God in a run for the senate. Who wins?
I have to go with God on a technicality.


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[TwiztidRock]

Ok, who wins, Coach Ditka in a senate race vs. a Hurricane.

The catch, the Hurricane is named Hurricane Ditka.


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[Furtherman]

Ditka vs. a makebelieve being? Ditka.

Ditka vs. Hurricane Ditka? Ditka, and he wouldn't even get wet.

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[furie]

looks like he's turning away from a run now.


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[Recyclerz]

I guess the Levitra couldn't keep him in THIS game.

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This message was edited by Recyclerz on 7-16-04 @ 12:53 AM