T-Shirt TV

[Furtherman]

'Billboards' that walk, talk, and even flirt a little (http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0708/p11s01-wmgn.html)



Just think Teletubbies - with a hint of Hooters. Eleven-inch, flat television screens adorn the fronts of T-shirts worn by winsome women deployed to be, in the words of the product's developer, "aggressively friendly."


I'm not sure, but the phrase "I'm gonna punch you in the TV" may just become more common if this catches on.

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[Hosp]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0708/csmimg/p12b.jpg

I'll overlook the fact that she is flat-chested, but she's still not hot enough to be a spokesmodel.

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[Fallon]

I saw Spiderman2 at that theater Friday. That bitch wasn't there!

Last Friday night in Boston, a model worked the lobby at a Loews theater
Oh, I was there in the afternoon.

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[ChickenHawk]

I wanna see the dry-cleaning instructions on the tag.

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