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MHasegawa
07-12-2004, 06:54 AM
A fuckin movie about getting stoned and going to White Castle, eh it's better than any Affleck movie. (http://www.haroldandkumar.com/)

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 07:00 AM
That title just sounds like an old Jerky Boys skit.

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Tall_James
07-12-2004, 07:24 AM
This looks funny. Plus, its got TV's Doogie Howser in it!

More Doogie = More Funny! Where's Vinnie Delpino???


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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 07:35 AM
I think he's on "The Sopranos."

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Mike Teacher
07-12-2004, 07:41 AM
Wow that was essentially my first years of college, just vary the fast food.

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fiestygal
07-23-2004, 08:53 PM
i have never been to white castle

they closed all the white castles around me


but now i live in brooklyn there are a few i see with signs that say 32 BURGERS for $14.00

thats sick.....

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cheezeemee
07-23-2004, 09:41 PM
White Castles are found only in ghettos. If you have one near you then you live in the ghetto. Same with Checkers. Checkers is a better restaurant anyway.

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grlNIN
07-23-2004, 09:53 PM
More Doogie = More Funny! Where's Vinnie Delpino???




He was in Analyze This too.

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JohnnyCash
07-23-2004, 11:01 PM
This movie looks so bad.

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FMJeff
07-23-2004, 11:31 PM
funny thing is the early reviews say the film belies its pot/fart humor marketing....they say its one of the funniest movies of the year

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fiestygal
07-24-2004, 12:47 AM
pot/fart humor marketing....

my kind of comedy! i loves my stupid comedies

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NewYorkDragons80
07-24-2004, 04:55 AM
It's Dude Where's My Car with minorities.

And I can't get it out of my head that the characters are based on Islanders/Dragons owners/Computer Associates founders Charles Wang and Sanjay Kumar (another infamous Asian/Indian duo).
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mikeyboy
07-24-2004, 07:56 AM
Harold and Kumar -- White Castle, Gold Oscar. A geh geh geh


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Marist Mike
07-24-2004, 09:04 AM
I'd probably go with them considering I haevn't had it but I don't know about the getting stoned and all that

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xxxnyhcxxx
07-24-2004, 02:49 PM
White Castles are found only in ghettos. If you have one near you then you live in the ghetto. Same with Checkers. Checkers is a better restaurant anyway.Last time i checked rockland county, ny is far from being a ghetto.

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DJEvelEd
02-07-2005, 05:36 PM
WOW THIS FUCKING MOVIE IS FUNNY!!!IT'S ON PPV AND I'M DOTTING MY SHORTS!!!!! DEFINITELY RETARDED!!!!!TWO TURDS UP!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Funny Quote:

Kumar: "I thought if I did some gay shit you would wake up" (after licking Harold's face)


Ahhh....haha



ohh....hah



ha...



whew.....




funny....

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torker
02-07-2005, 05:45 PM
funny....


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mdr55
02-07-2005, 05:52 PM
If they would have gone to the White Castle in Jersey City, the movie could have been a 1 minute commercial instead of a 90 minute one.

And what part of Newark do you have white people mugging people? Sharpe James wouldn't let them hire a couple of hoodlums to represent Newark?? Is he afraid that if people saw black people mugging people in Newark, people won't come to the planned Arena in downtown?

Why isn't anyone marketing the Battleshit game?? That's pure gold!

DJEvelEd
02-07-2005, 05:58 PM
funny....


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Funny x 2 (really)



And what part of Newark do you have white people mugging people?


Looked like 18th Ave!

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Fallon
02-07-2005, 06:03 PM
It's a good movie, and I don't even smoke.

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torker
02-07-2005, 06:04 PM
Funny x 2 (really)


Alright, I'll try it on your advice.

You already unknowingly changed my life:
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TheGameHHH
02-07-2005, 06:45 PM
About 2-3 weeks ago I decided to rent this movie because I was bored. I don't care what anybody says, this movie was absolutly hysterical. Any movie that has Doogie Howser doing lines of coke off a naked chicks ass and uttering the phrase, "I was tripping balls" is funny in my book. I'm even considering purchasing it.

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FMJeff
02-07-2005, 06:57 PM
classic teen comedy...3 or 4 funny jokes...unbearable filler in between them...loose plot and a complete ignorance of local geography...

pardon me boys...but there are about 35 white castles closer to hoboken than cherry hill....

not to mention the ones in NYC which are WAY closer than cherry hill...but whatever....



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Fallon
02-07-2005, 07:01 PM
Where else in the country are white castles? I've never seen one.

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TheGameHHH
02-07-2005, 07:09 PM
but who cares about the geography? I noticed it too, but I'm not watching Harold and Kumar to see if they've correctly mapped out the geography of NJ and it's White Castle locations. I'm watching it for jokes and weed references.

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02-07-2005, 07:34 PM
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Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fucking whore!

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TLM
02-07-2005, 07:44 PM
Are those other White Castle's open 24 hours?

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MrEddiesFather
02-07-2005, 08:30 PM
classic

TheMojoPin
02-07-2005, 08:32 PM
Where else in the country are white castles? I've never seen one.

The Midwest.

They started in Kansas, moved through Illinois, Michigan, Ohio and then up into the Northeast.

Most of them are actually in the Midwest, yet it's always talked like it's a "NY/NJ thing."

Pshaw.

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TheGameHHH
02-07-2005, 08:32 PM
Are those other White Castle's open 24 hours?

I'm pretty sure the one in Clifton is.


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FUNKMAN
02-07-2005, 08:33 PM
They started in Kansas, moved through Illinois, Michigan, Ohio and then up into the Northeast


but they move through your digestive system a helluva lot faster...

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DJEvelEd
02-07-2005, 08:41 PM
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Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fucking whore!


His relationship with the big bag of weed was great. Hearing her cry after he throws the coffee was worth the price of admission.

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DJEvelEd
02-07-2005, 08:48 PM
Preacher's Wife: "I want both of you boys inside me simultaneously"

Kumar: "One hole or two?"

Preacher's Wife: "Whatever you want"

Kumar: "Shotgun on the ass!"

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ag
02-08-2005, 04:26 AM
I HATE Movies like this. I only liked them when I was younger and into smoking pot. However this was a great movie.

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IamFogHat
02-08-2005, 04:41 AM
This movie made me laugh out loud, and I didn't mind suspending reality for it. More importantly, are there any White Castle's in VA or North Carolina?

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TheMojoPin
02-08-2005, 07:59 AM
Nope, none down here, and it's awful.

I don't think they come down any firther south on the East Coast besides New York.

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Kevin
02-08-2005, 08:04 AM
It was ok. Some very funny parts and some dull ones. The bag of weed thing was funny and so was the discription by the cops in the end.

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mdr55
02-08-2005, 08:10 AM
I think they changed the name of the White Castle franchise in the South to Krystal Burgers after the civil rights movement and the end of segregation.

JustJon
02-08-2005, 08:26 AM
White Castle Locator (http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/Locate.asp)

23 in New Jersey
48 in New York

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TheMojoPin
02-08-2005, 08:41 AM
77 in and around Chicago.

Yeaaaah, boyeeeeeeeee!!!

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Freakshow
03-07-2005, 03:27 PM
Holy shit, I just saw this movie. I either need new sig pics, or a name change...



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JustJon
03-08-2005, 10:20 AM
I saw the movie about a week after this thread died.

For all the weird bullshit in the movie, and people in this thread complaining about going to Cherry Hill for White Castle, why the fuck would they go from Hoboken to New Brunswick for White Castle? There are definitely closer ones than that.

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Freakshow
03-08-2005, 01:44 PM
point out your plot holes elsewhere.

I listened to 2 out of the 3 commentaries--the writers of the film are from Jersey. The guy who played Kumar is from Jersey. so either a)they put those details in their to spark people's inner-Jerseyness or b)they just didn't give a flying fuck.

the white castle at the end of the movie was build on a vacant lot in Toronto, Ontario, Canada...

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JustJon
03-09-2005, 09:54 AM
Well, there aren't many cliffs like that in Jersey, nor big open spaces where someone would randomly put a fast food restaurant.

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Fallon
03-09-2005, 12:11 PM
Being somebody who has never been to White Castle or New Jersey I didn't notice or care that they didn't have to go so far or that the resturaunt was in Canada.

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JustJon
03-10-2005, 11:54 AM
So we should translate this into something Fallon will understand?

Ok, you're in Southie, and decide you go to West Roxbury for McDonald's, but that one became a Burger King, so you decide to drive to an all night McD in Westwood...

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Fallon
03-10-2005, 12:41 PM
Ahh, now I get it!

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