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Marist Mike
07-11-2004, 05:09 PM
I used to like him but now he is starting to make me sick.....this booyah rap jive turkey shit is starting to get on my last fucking nerve.....just give me sports highlights you no good ugly four eyed bastard
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walking joint
07-11-2004, 05:10 PM
i don't like him much either, but the guys that try to be like him i dislike more.
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BoondockSaint
07-11-2004, 05:14 PM
Him and Stephen A. Smith make Sports Center unwatchable.
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Marist Mike
07-11-2004, 05:14 PM
i don't like him much either, but the guys that try to be like him i dislike more.
i.e. Kevin Frazier
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fluffernutter
07-11-2004, 06:17 PM
I want my Sportscenter back. I want highlights and no catch phrase for EVERYTHING! I swear during the Red Sox highlights from lst night when Manny hit a Home Run the one guy said that "Manny had a fever and the only remedy is more cowbell!" Are you fucking kidding me?!? It was bad enough with the Scarface bit from Steve Berthiume but this is really starting to get ridiculous. As long as Baseball Tonight and NFL Prime Time don't get this horrible disease as well, I will be in good shape.
Oh yeah, Stuart Scott is cancer. Cancer I say.
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
07-11-2004, 09:25 PM
Stephen A. Smith
Stephen A. Smith is the fucking man. You always know what he truly thinks and I like that. Stuart Scott on the other hand can get hit by a bus for all I care.
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I like Steven A Smith and I like Frazier. Scott needed the boot years ago.
Why the hell isn't Mayne at the anchor desk anymore?
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JPMNICK
07-11-2004, 09:37 PM
I still miss Kenny Maine.
"Your puny ballpark can not contain my garguntuan blasts. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast."
He was HYSTERICAL. espeically when it was him and Dan Patrick together. I think this was in 1999. They were the best due ever.
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JPMNICK
07-11-2004, 09:47 PM
Or when he used to say "that was his 35th homerun. Not in one game, that would be a record or something"
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stickyfingers
07-12-2004, 08:16 AM
Stuey's one eye makes him look like he went a couple rounds with Zab Judha.
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BrownTown
07-12-2004, 08:32 AM
no good ugly four eyed bastard
And 2 are one color, 2 are another.
CREEPY!!!!
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Tall_James
07-12-2004, 08:33 AM
Smith = Good
Scott = Bad
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schmega
07-12-2004, 08:44 AM
i think someone's keeping stu on out of pity. where else is he gonna find work with his progressively degenerative left eye? i think the man's dying.
frazier's good, mayne's great, and van pelt does a great stephen a.
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BrownTown
07-12-2004, 08:49 AM
<a href="http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/clipArchive?showID=1058217#">The Knicks are terrible</a>
Scott Van Pelt's impersonation of Stephen A. Smith is the best.
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JohnTolos
07-12-2004, 08:44 PM
I would bang Suzy Kolber!
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BoondockSaint
07-12-2004, 09:31 PM
Go vote here on Stephen A. Smith:
http://www.rateitall.com/i-63353-stephen-a-smith.aspx
But other then that, you don't find him to be a loud mouth who just wants to draw attention to himself?
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Def Dave in SC
07-12-2004, 10:57 PM
Stuart Scott on the other hand can get hit by a bus for all I care.
Would you settle for him being hit in the face by a football so hard that it split his cornea?
And nothing beats the old 2 am "feel-good" hour by Craig Kilborn. He hasnt been significant since.
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TheMojoPin
07-13-2004, 01:30 AM
Craig certainly hasn't been en fuego since he left.
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Patches
07-13-2004, 09:55 AM
I can only watch when I'm wearing my Stuart Scott Decoder Ring.
How bout this gem from Dan Patrick back in the days of Arvydas Sabonis highlights:
"My Vydas? Your Vydas? No. Arvydas!"
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