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Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2004, 05:12 PM
When it comes to actual porn movies, I don't have many. I like to watch porn, but I'm not a collector.
I'd have to say that one of my favorite porn starlets is Jenna Jameson. Always has been. And even though Jenna's been looking a little long in the tooth lately, I was looking forward to her new movie, "Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse".
Let me start with problem #1....
IF IT TAKES TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES FOR JENNA JAMESON TO GET NAKED IN A GODDAMN MOVIE, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT!
Not to mention Justin Sterlin (her real life husband) is probably one of the creepiest male porn stars EVER.
Has anybody else seen this movie, or am I just tripping out?
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Snoogans
07-09-2004, 05:14 PM
ever since i found out most of them have aids, i get kinda skeeved watchin porn
seriously, i cant watch it anymore, unless its all chicks and even then its still like these people may have aids. is that bad?
i guess it shouldnt matter, but still, its creepy
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Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2004, 05:16 PM
ever since i found out most of them have aids, i get kinda skeeved watchin porn
seriously, i cant watch it anymore, unless its all chicks and even then its still like these people may have aids. is that bad?
i guess it shouldnt matter, but still, its creepy
I didn't know 6 people in an industry of upwards of 600 people (at least) meant everybody had AIDS.
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Snoogans
07-09-2004, 05:20 PM
i heard it was alot more, sorry i didnt really read up on it.
even still, im sure its more than 6, has to be. and the sole purpose of my point still stands, it kinda creeps me out, so i dont want porn, who gives a shit. porn sucks anyway, garbage movies, too much fuckin chicks in the ass, and all of them are just nasty whores. half the chicks insides are hangin out, they are so beaten. its disgusting
STOP WATCHING PORN, GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING
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Marist Mike
07-09-2004, 05:23 PM
The only pornos I watch are on late night on Saturday nights on Showtime...I have to get a collection
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newport king
07-09-2004, 05:28 PM
i used to love porn, but the computer really has turned me off to it...when you can watch a mother daughter team getting railed by a german shepard, you kind of get numb to it all. nothing shocks me anymore.
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FMJeff
07-09-2004, 08:39 PM
i saw the ad in times square for g-d sakes...i knew it was going ot be a stinker even then...any porn I wanna watch most people couldn't stomach...
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TheMojoPin
07-09-2004, 08:43 PM
Jenna hasn't made a watchable film in years...even though she's usually not making them at all.
even still, im sure its more than 6, has to be.
Yeah, at the moment, it was 7 in the last "AIDS scare."
It's a business. They'd lose money if the sex workers were getting too sick or dead to work. Most get tested for the HIVvy at least once a month.
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Evilpete
07-09-2004, 09:04 PM
the only porno I get is the $10-$15 "bargain" porno in the stores on midtown
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blakjeezis
07-09-2004, 09:55 PM
Let me tell ya something, the advent of the internet has turned porn into a drug. Not that it wasn't before, but now it is a serious addiction, like heroin. You start out with mile stuff, maybe some anal, maybe a little girl-girl. Next time you hook it up, you start out with that stuff, but it's not enough. You need more, the next thing, more graphic, dirtier. This continues for months and months, until even the sight of a woman getting fucked by a tapir's jelly roll cock doesn't do it for you. That's when you hit rock bottom. You're sitting there in the dark, and you've just watched some broad get her tits slapped for 5 minutes while some douchebag is gagging her with his cock and your cock is laying flaccid in your hand, unable to achieve anything close to an erection. You hate yourself for looking at it, but you can't stop. it's the pnly thing that does it for you.
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canofsoup15
07-09-2004, 10:21 PM
Blakjeezis, why are you such a downer?
He is right about it being an addiction, but gagging with a cock isn't HALF as bad as how deep into porn some people choose to go. And hey, at least it isn't animal porn!
EDIT: At least it isn't pissing or anything either. That's just fucking nasty.
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Arienette
07-10-2004, 05:53 AM
Most get tested for the HIVvy at least once a month.but i thought that a positive result can show up for up to six months after the test. so, if that's right, then someone could continue working after getting a negative even though they are infected, right?
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fiestygal
07-10-2004, 06:01 AM
Not to mention Justin Sterlin (her real life husband) is probably one of the creepiest male porn stars EVER.
i though porn dudes are supposed to be somewhat attractive...hes too blonde for me...like his skin and hair blend into one shade- weird albino type of stuff- i saw what he looked like from her true hollywood story
BTW what does long toothed mean?
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Arienette
07-10-2004, 06:10 AM
i though porn dudes are supposed to be somewhat attractiveno, the women are supposed to be somewhat attractive. the men are supposed to have big cocks.
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Recyclerz
07-10-2004, 06:37 AM
People, people - FOCUS!
The Worst Porn Movie EVER
Rosanne and Tom Arnold's Honeymoon Memories - The Director's Cut
Proceed.
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fiestygal
07-10-2004, 06:38 AM
People, people - FOCUS!
Rosanne and Tom Arnold's Honeymoon Memories - The Director's Cut
Proceed
i just threw up in my mouth
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I dunno about you guys, but I don't have the slightest desire to look at the weird stuff. Heck, I don't even click the "MMF" links at worldsex. No "pee drinkers" for me, nosirree.
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Arienette
07-10-2004, 06:47 AM
I dunno about you guys, but I don't have the slightest desire to look at the weird stuff. Heck, I don't even click the "MMF" links at worldsex. No "pee drinkers" for me, nosirree.
then why were you trying to download all those mother and daughter gangbangs?
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DJEvelEd
07-10-2004, 06:57 AM
you can watch a mother daughter team getting railed by a german shepard,
Link please?
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murfee
07-10-2004, 06:58 AM
the worst porn ever was video made in the 80"s .vannesa del rio was getting banged by a midget .he had a lil pee pee if it was 1/2 inch long and she was ooh ooh baby give it to me ..she is not that good of an actress
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TheMojoPin
07-10-2004, 07:23 AM
Most get tested for the HIVvy at least once a month.but i thought that a positive result can show up for up to six months after the test. so, if that's right, then someone could continue working after getting a negative even though they are infected, right?
Right, which is what led to the last "scare" a few months back. But statistically, the odds of getting AIDS from being a worker in the porn industry is actually less than you or I being in the general public.
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Arienette
07-11-2004, 05:05 PM
statistically, the odds of getting AIDS from being a worker in the porn industry is actually less than you or I being in the general public.
you're the man-whore, baby.
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reeshy
07-11-2004, 05:06 PM
Anything with FMJeff and NJLumberdude in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-11-2004, 06:47 PM
Let me tell ya something, the advent of the internet has turned porn into a drug. Not that it wasn't before, but now it is a serious addiction, like heroin. You start out with mile stuff, maybe some anal, maybe a little girl-girl. Next time you hook it up, you start out with that stuff, but it's not enough. You need more, the next thing, more graphic, dirtier.
Ya know, Blakjezzis is right. I got into the internet porn thing and started off mild, and one thing went into another and now I'm looking at things like fisted sex! Where the hell is it going to stop?!?!?
Oh, and for the record, Max Hardcore is the man!! Is he still alive?
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TheMojoPin
07-11-2004, 07:29 PM
Wait, wait...you complain about extreme stuff like fisting...and then sing the praise of Max Hardcore? The man made his career in the porn industry by violently abusing girls on camera, plain and simple. He's absolute scum, and should have his genitals burned off of him with a hot poker.
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reeshy
07-11-2004, 07:31 PM
He's absolute scum, and should have his genitals burned off of him with a hot poker.
YUMYUM!!!!!
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fiestygal
07-11-2004, 07:41 PM
Anything with FMJeff and NJLumberdude in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FMJeff
07-12-2004, 02:17 AM
Anything with FMJeff and NJLumberdude in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Doctor Manhattan
07-12-2004, 04:39 AM
I like the Evil Angel (Elegent Angel) movies. I like the movies with the girls who just got into porn and don't have the AIDS yet. Amee Donavan is my current favorite now.
Edit: Wait I didn't add to the worst pron movie idea:
Not really the whole film, the rest of this video is good but since there is no plot just a collection of scenes I will put my vote down for this one because I really didn't like Kitty in "HELLCATS 2" Way too young looking, she might be 18 but looks 12, literally.
I like asian chicks a lot and I do like them on the young side, but not like that.
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 06:12 AM
Amee Donavan is my current favorite now.
Me too, though sadly, she's already out of the business.
I remember hearing something about her leaving over "health reasons(!)" a few months back, and now checking her listing on the IAFD, she hasn't made a film since 2003.
I guess once you make "Cum Dumpsters 4," you've peaked in that biz.
Amee Donovan's film listing on the IAFD (http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AmeeDonavan&gender=F)
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Doctor Manhattan
07-12-2004, 06:13 AM
What is the prono with the guy from Richard Pryor's movie "The Toy"? For some reason "Smally Paulie" reminded me of that.
I also think John Wayne Bobbet put out a couple movies after his incedent. That's gotta be in the list of worst porns.
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Doctor Manhattan
07-12-2004, 06:16 AM
Amee Donavan is my current favorite now.Me too
Is it gay to be into the same porn chick as some other dude? ;p
If she left the biz, then I can actually collect all her films!
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 06:26 AM
If she left the biz, then I can actually collect all her films!
That was exactly what I thought as soon as I saw she was gone. She only has about 20 at this point, so we won't have to break the bank to break our dinks over this broad.
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Doctor Manhattan
07-12-2004, 06:43 AM
I'm at work and don't want to check the list right now but has she done girl/girl scenes or scenes with a guy and another girl? I've only seen her with 2 or more guys.
...so we won't have to break the bank...
with her movies being $30+ on DVD all I have to say is thank god for DVD-r
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 06:49 AM
Just glancing at the reviews, I don't see anything where she did any kind of lesbian scene, just her and another girl or her with a guy and a girl. There are some that are just her and one other guy, but that's about it.
And check that same site, RAME (http://www.rame.net), when you're shopping for her flicks, because they do list comparative prices if you check out the details of each movie...a lot of places sell newer DVD's at cut-out prices. Best of all, RAME is almost toally picture-free, so you can do your extensive porn research easily without fear of someone walking by and seeing a zillion x-rated porn ads and pop-ups on your screen.
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Doctor Manhattan
07-12-2004, 06:51 AM
Cool. I'll check the sites out when I get home (Websense will probably block it here)
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 01:48 PM
He stopped "performing" because he couldn't keep it up.
Now he just "acts."
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FMJeff
07-12-2004, 02:02 PM
He stopped "performing" because he couldn't keep it up.
Now he just "acts."
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 02:31 PM
I bow to my master...ADF...
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Iamnotatool
07-12-2004, 02:37 PM
The man made his career in the porn industry by violently abusing girls on camera, plain and simple. He's absolute scum, and should have his genitals burned off of him with a hot poker.
Very true, Catalina was a nice young lil girl before meting up w/ max.
Although he's quite the nice guy behind the scenes.
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07-12-2004, 02:37 PM
Production is already underway...its called "Message Board Cocks"...I smell hit..
You left the 's' off the front of that last word.
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satan-2
07-12-2004, 03:25 PM
but i thought that a positive result can show up for up to six months after the test. so, if that's right, then someone could continue working after getting a negative even though they are infected, right?
a PCR-DNA test can pick up HIV anitbodies between 2-4 weeks.
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TheMojoPin
07-12-2004, 04:09 PM
You haven't hit the bottom of porn until you're stuck watching a Fat Dog comp.
The horror...the HORROR...
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blakjeezis
07-12-2004, 04:38 PM
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A brief synopsis: Take a 400lb broad, shave her head, fuck her gigantic ass, drop your nut on her freshly bald head, have her rub it in.
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JustJon
07-12-2004, 07:05 PM
I guess once you make "Cum Dumpsters 4," you've peaked in that biz.
Well, there were so many unanswered questions in Cum Dumpsters 1-3
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Arienette
07-13-2004, 07:59 AM
I bow to my master...ADF...
the new worst porn movie ever.
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Tall_James
07-13-2004, 08:08 AM
A brief synopsis: Take a 400lb broad, shave her head, fuck her gigantic ass, drop your nut on her freshly bald head, have her rub it in.
Or just spank it to Marlon Brando in "Apocalypse Now"
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Borne Too Loose
07-13-2004, 01:07 PM
The man made his career in the porn industry by violently abusing girls on camera, plain and simple. He's absolute scum, and should have his genitals burned off of him with a hot poker.
you think he's taking any apprentices like a plumber or electrician?
Seriously though, I'll admit i dig max except for his inordinate sweating. i don't mind watching chicks get peed on and gag and cry over him, but watching him be all sweaty and pink and icky, THATS what gets me queezy.
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