James Lipton / Bernard Pivot questionnaire

[blakjeezis]

I know. Gay gay gay. We've all had these things sent to us in our email, but I like this one from 'Inside the Actors' Studio' so I'm puttting it up. If it flies, good, if not, oh well.


What is your favorite word? Monkey

What is your least favorite word? Wrong

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Debate

What turns you off? Television

What sound do you love? My father's laugh

What sound do you hate? Landscapers' equipment early in the morning

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Race car driver

What profession would you not like to participate
in? ER doctor

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? You were right . . . about everything.




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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-9-04 @ 2:34 PM

[Tall_James]

What is your favorite word? Yes

What is your least favorite word? Potential

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? A smart woman in a short skirt

What turns you off? Know it alls and loudmouths

What sound do you love? My kids laughing

What sound do you hate? Whining

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Writer or Advertising Executive

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Lawyer

What is your favorite curse word? "Your mother's ass!"

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates? Welcome!


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[Freakshow]

yeah, teh gay for sure. But that won't stop me.


What is your favorite word? amalgamated
What is your least favorite word? button
What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? fun
What turns you off? arrogance
What sound do you love? slide guitar
What sound do you hate? trucks when i'm trying to listen to the radio
What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Actor
What profession would you not like to participate
in? Engineering
What is your favorite curse word? Sheisse
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates? I love the Simpsons, too.

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[Tazz]

What is your favorite word? Yes

What is your least favorite word? Can't

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? weekends

What turns you off? Bitchy people who think they know things when they don't

What sound do you love? Good music

What sound do you hate? Engine breaks on Semi trucks. Worst noise in the world

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Pro Wrestler

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Doctor

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates? "I'm retiring. It's all your's"


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This message was edited by Tazz on 7-9-04 @ 2:53 PM

[EQ]

What is your favorite word? Tricky

What is your least favorite word? 'Irregardless'

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Watching "True Romance".. Sex ..Cherry Garcia Ice Cream .. rainy days

What turns you off? When someone hugs you and you smell like THEIR nasty-ass cologne all day

What sound do you love? Laughter

What sound do you hate? Cats fighting

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Preacher

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Personal Assistant to a celebrity ( ugh )

What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker, Shit, Fuck Me, Fucker, Fuck You

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates?
"You're back... Someone please call Security."




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[jeffdwright2001]

What is your favorite word?
Excellent.

What is your least favorite word?
fault.

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? hearing someone laugh.

What turns you off?
arrogance.

What sound do you love?
rain outside a bedroom window.

What sound do you hate?
a child in pain.

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt?
Writer.

What profession would you not like to participate
in?
Computer Programming.

What is your favorite curse word?
fuck. Used sparingly it's very effective.

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates?
Welcome, I'm a lot funnier in person.

Edit: just removed the sig I accidently quoted.

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 7-9-04 @ 3:00 PM

[HBox]

What is your favorite word? AWESOME!

What is your least favorite word? LAME!

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Boobies

What turns you off? My off switch

What sound do you love? My own voice

What sound do you hate? Anybody else's voice

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Pilot

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Salesman

What is your favorite curse word? C U Next Tuesday

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? You were right, and I don't exist! You're on one hell of an acid trip, though!

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[Zipgun]

What is your favorite word? - Correct.

What is your least favorite word? - Problem.

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? - Knowing that the other people involved in what I'm doing are on the same vibe.

What turns you off? - Stupidity and lies.

What sound do you love? - Properly manipulated guitar feedback.

What sound do you hate? - An alarm clock.

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? - Welder/Metal Fabricator.

What profession would you not like to participate
in? - Third world whore.

What is your favorite curse word? - Motherfucker.

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? - Funny, ain't it?

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[grlNIN]

What is your favorite word?
mom

What is your least favorite word?
cream

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? music

What turns you off?
pity

What sound do you love?
splashing

What sound do you hate?
silverware hitting the ground

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt?
musician

What profession would you not like to participate
in?
politician

What is your favorite curse word?
fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates?
You'll never have to do Math again.


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[Freakshow]

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates?
"You're back... Someone please call Security."


Well played!


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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

What is your favorite word? - Euphemism

What is your least favorite word? - Puss (like in zit)

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? - Joy

What turns you off? - Fear

What sound do you love? - Voice of any loved one.

What sound do you hate? - Movie punches.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? - Talk Show Host

What profession would you not like to participate
in? - Drycleaner

What is your favorite curse word? - Fuckpuppy

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? -
The 72 virgins thing doesnt apply to just Muslims...and you dont have to go back right away, unless you want.


FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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[ADF]

What is your favorite word? <b>juniper</b>

What is your least favorite word? <b>honestly</b>

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? <b>witty banter</b>

What turns you off? <b>the clapper</b>

What sound do you love? <b>raindrops falling on the rooftop</b>

What sound do you hate? <b>a clich‚, but nails on the chalkboard</b>

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? <b>man of leisure</b>

What profession would you not like to participate
in? <b>beggar</b>

What is your favorite curse word? <b>fu-uck</b>

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? <b>Congratulations, you passed the test! Your rationalist atheism was the way key to victory.</b>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

What is your favorite word? Puppy

What is your least favorite word? No

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Good conversation

What turns you off? Arrogance

What sound do you love? Laughter

What sound do you hate? Anything scraping against a screen

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Pet sitter

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Sales

What is your favorite curse word? Fucking hell

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? What took you so long?


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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[East Side Dave]

What is your favorite word? pudding

What is your least favorite word? velcro

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Telemundo

What turns you off? poison

What sound do you love? ice cream truck music

What sound do you hate? dog whistle

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? trapeze artist

What profession would you not like to participate
in? parachute tester

What is your favorite curse word? cuntable

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? "Is that your final answer?"

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 7-10-04 @ 2:34 PM

[fiestygal]

What is your favorite word? TWAT

What is your least favorite word? CUNT (even though i say it)

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? intellegence

What turns you off? SMUGGNESS

What sound do you love? sound of a kiss

What sound do you hate? annoying pets next door

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Italian Opera singer

What profession would you not like to participate
in? psychiatrist

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? Umm.. sorry my mistake..you need to go to the basement

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

[JohnnyCash]

What is your favorite word? Motherfucker

What is your least favorite word? Yogurt

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Good people.

What turns you off? Ignorance

What sound do you love? Pianos, A laughing baby, a harmonica.

What sound do you hate? Ringing cell phones.

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Fire Dept.

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Bridge painter

What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates? I hope you enjoyed your long, wonderful life. Heres a Pepsi.

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[Silly Puddy]

What is your favorite word? quixotic

What is your least favorite word? fat

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Making my lady happy

What turns you off? Bad head

What sound do you love? People laughing because I said or did something funny

What sound do you hate? Cell Phones during a movie

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Beach Volleyball Player

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Urologist

What is your favorite curse word? Fucking Mierda

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God way when you reach the Pearly gates? Eh, I've seen worse.

January 27, 2003 - The day the laughter died in New York

[Shecky]

What is your favorite word?
Fuck

What is your least favorite word?
De-lish

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally?
people laughing at/with me!

What turns you off?
hairy women

What sound do you love?
the gagging sound a girlfriend makes as she sucks my cock

What sound do you hate?
garbage trucks

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Comedy writer

What profession would you not like to participate
in?
poilitics

What is your favorite curse word?
CUNT

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates?
I like the word Cunt also.

This message was edited by Shecky on 7-13-04 @ 1:34 PM

[Jennitalia]

What is your favorite word? Love

What is your least favorite word? No

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Laughter

What turns you off? Arrogence

What sound do you love? My cats talking to me

What sound do you hate? Drilling

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Actress

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Accounting

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? Joe and Chris are waiting for you.



This message was edited by Jennitalia on 7-13-04 @ 1:43 PM

[SilentSpic]

What is your favorite word? Sanguine

What is your least favorite word? Nigga

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Chess

What turns you off? Yelling

What sound do you love? Daughter laughing

What sound do you hate? Screeching

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Family and Children services

What profession would you not like to participate in? Police Officer

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? You are da man!


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[Bulldogcakes]

What is your favorite word?
Blowjob?

What is your least favorite word?
Fire!!

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Learning something new. Science, Space, History, New Technologies, all of it.

What turns you off?
Traffic

What sound do you love?
My Dogs snoring

What sound do you hate?
My Dogs farting

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Bulldog breeder

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Moderator of Politics and Current events on RF.net
Mojo, I dont know how you do it.

What is your favorite curse word?
Shucks. And Darn. Oh, and Motherfuckingcocksuckingpieceofshit.

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates?
I understand. Welcome home.


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[Bulldogcakes]

What is your least favorite word?
Double post

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[FMJeff]

What is your favorite word? Bunghole

What is your least favorite word? Wrong

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Creation

What turns you off? Animal Cruelty

What sound do you love? My cat Fred's meow.

What sound do you hate? A sweeping broom.

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? Techno DJ

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Technical Support

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? Did you take a shower?




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It made my heart sing.

[GodsFavoriteMan]

What is your favorite word? Thanks

What is your least favorite word? Revenge

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Music

What turns you off? Racism

What sound do you love? My mom's voice.

What sound do you hate? scratching wood against sand paper

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Actor

What profession would you not like to participate
in? Waste management

What is your favorite curse word? Bastard

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? You'll be remembered.

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This message was edited by GodsFavoriteMan on 2-27-05 @ 8:28 PM

[Aggie]

Since the good Dr. said this is his favorite part of the show, I thought I would revive this thread.

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What is your favorite word? Yes

What is your least favorite word? Moist

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally? A sense of humor

What turns you off? Lying

What sound do you love? Rain and thunder

What sound do you hate? Teeth scraping a fork

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Artist

What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything involving Wall Street

What is your favorite curse word? Shit

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? Well done.

[drjoek]

What is your favorite word? nubile

What is your least favorite word? No

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally? caressing of my wife ear

What turns you off? uncomfortable silence trying to be managed unsuccesfully

What sound do you love? "Hi Dad"

What sound do you hate? the screeching of tires before an accident

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? independent movie theater owner

What profession would you not like to participate in? Military

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck Me!

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates?
"Not yet"

[hammersavage]

How the hell was this not a thread already? It's perfect for thread fodder.



What is your favorite word? moisture

What is your least favorite word? pulp

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally? anything with a vagina attached to it.......or someone being passionate. About anything as long as its true.

What turns you off? body hair

What sound do you love? whooohaaaa

What sound do you hate? clip from a nail-clipper

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? you mean other than being jobless? Film or TV writer

What profession would you not like to participate in? gay porn fluffer

What is your favorite curse word? Douche (even though its not really a curse)

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates?
you must be looking for :devil2:

[hammersavage]

I knew this thread had to exist.

What is your favorite word? pudding

What is your least favorite word? velcro

What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or
emotionally? Telemundo

What turns you off? poison

What sound do you love? ice cream truck music

What sound do you hate? dog whistle

What profession other than yours would you like to
attempt? trapeze artist

What profession would you not like to participate
in? parachute tester

What is your favorite curse word? cuntable

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you reach the Pearly gates? "Is that your final answer?"

Glad to see Dave got funnier over the years.

[Freakshow]

I think cuntable is his favorite word, not just his favorite curse word...