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Hosp
07-08-2004, 12:54 PM
Apparently she did some softcore porn before she made it to quality films like The Mask, Very Bad Things, and Vanilla Sky

So take a look (http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=cameron.wmv&akey=8f2f96a97f887b525a3fbc7e1b0a8e86)

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Tall_James
07-08-2004, 12:55 PM
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Crippler
07-08-2004, 12:58 PM
Damn these workplace smut-filters! Damn you to HELL!

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Hosp
07-08-2004, 12:59 PM
Sure, tell me that NOW. I just assumed saying soft core porn would elude to that.

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ChickenHawk
07-08-2004, 01:01 PM
Eh... I've seen her tits before. And that's about all you see in the video.

I got my hopes up thinking we'd see her getting jammed in the ass or something. Then again, you did say softcore.

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SilentSpic
07-08-2004, 01:12 PM
Eh... I've seen her tits before. And that's about all you see in the video.


and the video sucks!

Which movie/magazine/website have you seen her tits before?

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Mike Teacher
07-08-2004, 01:12 PM
NOT WORK SAFE !


what if you work at a Porno Shop?

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07-08-2004, 01:13 PM
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Hosp
07-08-2004, 01:15 PM
Nah, he lost that job months ago, and you would be watching much higher quality films.

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ChickenHawk
07-08-2004, 01:23 PM
Which movie/magazine/website have you seen her tits before?
ALSO NOT WORK SAFE (http://static2.stileproject.com/rnd/img/cameronnaked.jpg)

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TheMojoPin
07-08-2004, 01:44 PM
SS, there have been topless "modeling" shots she did floating around on the 'net for a few years now.

Apparently she tried to sue the guy who released them.

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Iamnotatool
07-08-2004, 02:29 PM
Ms. Diaz used to be my favorite till I met her in a South Beach club one drunken night. Evidently, it was a drunken night for us both. Evidently, she has MANY drunken nights, as she is well-known in SoBe to be a big drinker.

Her face had craters and zits and made her look FOWL. I heard it pops up twice a month and could be from the booze, though she tells everyone its psoraisis?? However you fucking spell that.

Either way, now I love Julia Styles. Yum

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canofsoup15
07-08-2004, 02:53 PM
Cameron Diaz isn't that hot.

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07-09-2004, 06:27 AM
Anyone who dates Justin Timerlake should shoot themselves

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Freakshow
07-09-2004, 06:31 AM
Anyone who says Cameron Diaz isn't hot is crazy. That being said, she is not really my type.

And she's a terrible actor. Her part in gangs of NY? Awful, awful, awful.



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TheMojoPin
07-09-2004, 07:02 AM
quality films like The Mask, Very Bad Things, and Vanilla Sky

THOSE are quality films?

She shoulda stuck to the softcore.

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Hoojibs
07-09-2004, 07:02 AM
She's got a joker smile.

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Hosp
07-09-2004, 08:50 AM
Sorry, I forgot to put the 2 Charlie's Angels movies on the list, my bad.

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canofsoup15
07-09-2004, 08:59 AM
She's got a joker smile.


Not to mention that ass...that she doesnt have, and those "barely there" breasts of hers.

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JohnnyCash
07-09-2004, 12:51 PM
Remember that debate Ron & Fez had about her? I agreed with Fez-she is not hot.

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ChickenHawk
07-09-2004, 12:58 PM
I agree with Fez. She really isn't hot. She's got a weird smile, ugly eyes, and NO ass.

But would I still hit it? You bet.


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07-09-2004, 02:06 PM
I'd tap it a few times. And then some.

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