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BrownTown
07-08-2004, 12:43 PM
So I worked through lunch today, and as I result by 4pm I was starvin. I went to the chick at the dirty water dog stand around the corner from my building, and inhaled one of the best chili dogs I've ever had. Unfortunately, it was also one of the hottest (temperature, not spicy - I'm not a pussy). The roof of my mouth is killing me now. Anybody know any remedies for my incredibly annoying problem.

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This message was edited by BrownTown on 7-8-04 @ 4:44 PM

Melrapuo
07-08-2004, 12:49 PM
Suck on some D.

Sunny D, that is. Nice, cold, Sunny Delight.

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Tall_James
07-08-2004, 12:49 PM
Fill your mouth with Cap'n Crunch.

Oh wait, that'd be the WORST thing you could do.


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Yerdaddy
07-08-2004, 01:57 PM
Slam a car door on your dick. It won't cure the burned mouth but it will sure take your mind off it for a while.

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Hottub
07-08-2004, 02:22 PM
Just deal with it, you little bitch!! ;p

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SatCam
07-08-2004, 03:46 PM
oh stop showing off about your hotness.

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Hottub
07-08-2004, 04:02 PM
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You can act like a man!!! *slap*

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SilentSpic
07-08-2004, 06:27 PM
Cut your tongue off.

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DreamWeaver
07-08-2004, 06:31 PM
The same thing happened to me yesterday with sesame chicken. I think it was the cat penis that burned the roof of my mouth. I don't think there's anything you can do about it man.

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Lumber
07-08-2004, 07:28 PM
Place a piece of bread in your mouth and keep it closed for awhile . Then a little water. Works every time!

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BrownTown
07-09-2004, 04:50 AM
I can act like a man.
*slaps himself*
What's the matter with me?



njlumberdude, I wish I would've got your advice sooner. I'll be sure to try it when I go back to the same dirty water dog stand today, and surely do the same thing again. (or should I try the D sucking?)

Mmmmmm Chili

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This message was edited by BrownTown on 7-9-04 @ 8:53 AM

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07-09-2004, 05:11 AM
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