I am Arthur King of the Brittons

[Freakshow]

Everything is a Broadway show, these days.


We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot

<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20040708/en_nm/leisure_montypython_dc">On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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[Tall_James]

I am Arthur King of the Brittons

Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.



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[Freakshow]

I am your king!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.


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[furie]

Look, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


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[Mike Teacher]

I didn't vote for you!

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[KCfromDC]

I thought we were an autonomous collective...

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[Mike Teacher]

Just coz some Moistened Bint lobbed a...

Oh fuck it:

I declare I have No LIFE!

[in fact; there's an Onion parody Editorial somewhere called something like 'I'll really impress them with my knowledge of Holy Grail movie quotes...']

anyway...

How Can you Tell He's a King?!?!

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[Recyclerz]

Looks like this is all that's left:

Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed. You saw him repressing me, didn't ya?



Well played all.

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[b]There ain't no asylum here.
King Solomon he never lived 'round here.[b]

[Freakshow]

How Can you Tell He's a King?!?!


He doesn't have shit on him.



(not sure if anyone actually read the linked article. I pretty much knew this was going to become quote the movie. And I have no problem with that.)

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[JustJon]

She turned me into a newt!

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[jeffdwright2001]

You can't fool me you Imposter!!

Arthur's dead.

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/booze/arthur.jpg

Long live his son:

http://www.kpbs.org/kids/arthur.gif

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[douchebagsean]

She turned me into a newt!



http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1997/gen/resources/infocus/gingrich/gingrich.main.jpg

well...i got better...

"eck-a-see + an-frax=
am-ba-lance!"
"im a gonna c-i-l-l my landlord"

[douchebagsean]

damned double posts



"eck-a-see + an-frax=
am-ba-lance!"
"im a gonna c-i-l-l my landlord"

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[Freakshow]

Long live his son:

http://www.kpbs.org/kids/arthur.gif


I've always wondered what the spawn of Liza Minelli would like.
Now I know.


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[furie]

well, I saw the movie, King Auther tonight and I have to say that I did enjoy it. I am getting tired of hollywood trying to recapture Braveheart's sucess by doing sinilar films, and most of those I disliked. But not this one. I can't say why though. Maybe I'll have more thoughts on it in the morning.


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This message was edited by furie on 7-11-04 @ 1:02 AM