Can Anybody Beat This Clown ??

[JimBeam]

Has anybody ever won at this game ? :

Ebaum Game (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml)

I have balls !!!

[Meve]

its impossible... and i hate when he laughs at u when he wins.

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[furie]

couldn't do it.


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[Fallon]

I'm gonna kill that smug son of a bitch.

Couldn't do it and I tried five times.

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[cheezeemee]

i keep ending up with two balls in my hand

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Funny as Pergatory

[Yerdaddy]

Holy fuck! Woo hoo!! Take that you pigeon felcher!





















Alright, I lost.

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Fuck it from behind.

[JohnnyCash]

I couldnt do it either. And I had to turn the sound off. That guy is so annoying.

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Thank You Reefdwella

[JimBeam]

This douche's name is Juan and he's got two other games.
Cheatin' bastard.

Game 3 (http://www.transience.com.au/pearl3.html)

Game 2 (http://www.transience.com.au/pearl.html)

I have balls !!!

[smiler grogan]

so close so many times
geez i've heard that before

[Shecky]

i keep ending up with two balls in my hand


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[irishkb]

work friendly or not ..... just wondering.

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[Mike Teacher]

Yes; work friendly.

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[JimBeam]

This hump I sent it to at work says that he beat him, but until I see a screenshot, I'm not a believer.

I have balls !!!

[Meve]

yea he's a complete liar

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[Furtherman]

This hump I sent it to at work says that he beat him


What hump?
http://www.intermed.it/shuttle/box1004/igor.jpg

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...with thanks to JustJon

[ozzie]

Goddammit, I finally beat this prick, get ready to do a spectacular screen capture and beg someone to host it, and the fucker just sulks away like bruce banner and it takes me to http://www.transience.com.au/ (the http://www.transience.com.au/ page) and leaves me sitting here wondering why I wasted an hour on this fucking game.

Just cuz I know it sounds like bullshit, try this...

In the game I won, he went first and took 3 from the row of 5. I then cleared all of the 3 on the end. He'll counter by taking another from the row of 5, leaving one. Take one off the row of 6. He'll take two more from the same row. Then take 2 from the row of 4, and he'll take one more from the same row. Then take 2 from the row of 6, leaving one each in 3 rows, and then you have the sumbitch right where you want him!

Something like this... (numbers = pearls to take on each turn... again, assuming he begins the game by taking the #1's first)

222
667O
1113O
45588O

...(O's = pearls remaining) and then it will be his turn, and you got 'im!


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[smiler grogan]

I beat him at 3 rows but at 4 rows im still a loser.

[ozzie]

If he makes this first and third move, then...

168
3337
44444
222559

I'm really missing the girlfriend tonight, obviously

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[canofsoup15]

YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!

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[stickyfingers]

ozzie was right



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[JustJon]

ozzie's method works. that mofo's eye popped right out his head

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[ozzie]

k, it's late, but as far as I can tell, I have too much time on my hands, and these seem to be all of his opening moves, and how to counter. These are all assuming he goes first... (O) = last remaining pearl, or as Jon said, his eye popping out!

2 2 2
3 5 7 (O)
4 4 4 8 8
1 1 1 1 1 6

2 2 2
6 6 7 9
1 1 1 3 10
4 5 5 8 8 (O)

2 3 3
1 1 1 8
6 6 7 9 (O)
4 4 5 5 10 10

2 7 9
1 1 1 4
3 6 6 6 10
5 5 5 8 8 (O)

2 4 4
1 1 1 8
6 6 7 9 (O)
3 3 5 5 10 10

2 7 9
1 1 1 8
6 6 7 9 (O)
4 4 5 5 10 10

1 5 7
4 4 4 4
3 3 3 3 8
2 2 2 6 6 (O)

1 3 7
6 8 9 (O)
5 5 5 10 10
2 2 2 4 4 4

1 6 8
3 3 3 7
4 4 4 4 4
2 2 2 5 5 (O)

1 3 7
4 4 4 4
5 5 5 6 8
2 2 2 6 6 (O)

1 4 4
5 7 9 (O)
6 6 6 10 10
2 2 2 3 3 8

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[mikeyboy]

Thank you, ozzie.

Die, clown, die!


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[JustJon]

ozzie, get a real hobby. we're worried about you, man.

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[Freakshow]

All these posts and no one has made the obligatory punching the clown joke?

Well, i'm not going to do it.



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[furie]

it worked. thanks ozzie!


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[JimBeam]

In all honesty that " hump " I refered to earlier did say that when he did beat hin that he just turned away and it went back to the main screen.
I thought with all the carrying on Juan did when he wins he'd at least do something when he lost
Maybe I should've believed that hump bastard.

I have balls !!!

[ozzie]

Well, at least something good resulted from this otherwise monumental waste of time.

Thanks for the awesome sig pic, oz! (CZM)

I'm now proud to admit that I beat the clown.

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This message was edited by ozzie10_86 on 7-10-04 @ 10:49 AM