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Marist Mike
07-03-2004, 08:04 AM
Someone finally beat Serena...God Serena is ugly..eww...it's disgusting...but Sharapova...she's hot she makes Kournikova look ugly...that's probably because she's got better game and unlike Anna she's actually won a tournament...God I'm telling you this Sharapova girl is hot..but she's only 17...maybe we should start a countdown for when she becomes legal

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Snoogans
07-03-2004, 08:07 AM
Sharapova is hot, serena isnt nasty, but we disscussed that already

in terms of game im shocked, i thought she had no chance against serena


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Melrapuo
07-03-2004, 08:24 AM
I didn't think she had a chance either. Good for her and her hot, 17 year old self.

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JohnnyCash
07-03-2004, 08:18 PM
She is pretty hot. And to win Wimbledon at only 17 years old- good for her.

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fiestygal
07-03-2004, 08:23 PM
Serena came into the place i am interning at a few weeks ago to try on bathing suits..

lemme tell you...she is ALOT ALOT ALOT prettier in person than on tv or in a mag.

her body is to die for... yea maybe its not a maxium models bod but its solid and no fat on her





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Se7en
07-03-2004, 08:31 PM
BOTH Williams sisters are beasts.

Maybe YOU like your women mannish, but not me.

As for Sharapova being only 17 - look, fellows, if you think she's hot now, just say you want to bang her. None of this "Ooh, she's hot, but she's not quite legal yet, I wouldn't touch her" bullshit. You either want her or you don't.

The statute of limitations is 16 in VA. So I'd bang that foreign bitch so hard she couldn't pick up a racket again.

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Marist Mike
07-04-2004, 06:48 AM
As for Sharapova being only 17 - look, fellows, if you think she's hot now, just say you want to bang her. None of this "Ooh, she's hot, but she's not quite legal yet, I wouldn't touch her" bullshit. You either want her or you don't.

I want her.



So I'd bang that foreign bitch so hard she couldn't pick up a racket again.

And I would too

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sleepyeyed_Jynx
07-08-2004, 10:45 AM
Serena is one veeeeeeeeeeery attractive, and shapely young woman. Really, you gotta see her like, at a tournament, live, rather than on T.V. because the camera screws her up. And her body? Dayyyyyyyummmmm!!! If I had one hour, just one hour with that, I'd turn into Super-Man on that fine, fine woman.

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Snoogans
07-08-2004, 10:48 AM
id bang her too, and id let serena bang me until i couldnt pick up a tennis raquet, i dont care, i saw her once in person and she is goddamn hot. Venus, is a small patrick ewing however

point being, you all would bang them all and none of you or me will get to bang any of them or their millions of dollars

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East Side Dave
07-08-2004, 10:53 AM
She's tall, leggy, and knows how to strike balls- just like Andre Charles!!

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JPMNICK
07-08-2004, 10:57 AM
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East Side Dave
07-08-2004, 10:58 AM
That can't be real! Did you photoshop that shit? That can't be real, can it?!

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JPMNICK
07-08-2004, 10:58 AM
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JPMNICK
07-08-2004, 11:00 AM
That can't be real! Did you photoshop that shit? That can't be real, can it?!



No its real. She's got back. Sir Mix a Lot be damned!

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ChickenHawk
07-08-2004, 11:01 AM
I never found anything remotely attractive about Kornikova (sp?) but this Sharapova chick is definitely cute.


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Marist Mike
07-09-2004, 03:50 PM
Can anyone tell me where I can find swimsuit pics of something of Sharapova so I can put them on my desktop?

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Meve
07-09-2004, 06:46 PM
This is the best pic I can find of her so far...
http://www.mariaworld.net/wimbledon04168.jpg
She's deepthroating that bad boy

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This message was edited by Meve on 7-9-04 @ 10:47 PM

Meve
07-09-2004, 06:52 PM
I can imagine this being her "O" face... sooo hot!
http://www.mariaworld.net/wimbledon04230.jpg

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Meve
07-09-2004, 06:57 PM
Can anyone tell me where I can find swimsuit pics of something of Sharapova so I can put them on my desktop?


Oh and here are some wallpaper for ya (http://www.mariaworld.net/wallpaper.htm)


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Marist Mike
07-10-2004, 11:37 AM
Holy shit Meve thanks for this....OMG....I love that one where she's laying on the tennis balls.....another holy shit...a milestone for me....300 posts

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Yerdaddy
07-10-2004, 01:33 PM
This is the hottest one - it's her "P" face.
http://www.mariaworld.net/offcourt177.jpg

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Marist Mike
07-10-2004, 02:03 PM
This is the hottest one - it's her "P" face.

What exactly is a p face yerdaddy?

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Yerdaddy
07-10-2004, 02:08 PM
PP face

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Fuck it from behind.

mothershucker
07-10-2004, 02:41 PM
Now, I am not saying this broad aint hot, but for anyone to say she is hotter then Anna Kournikova is insane.

Although this one does have game............

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

Iamnotatool
12-05-2004, 03:12 PM
http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/Dec3/AnnaKournikova5.jpg


Now thats nice. Anna K has a nice booty

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Iamnotatool
01-02-2005, 09:26 AM
Oh look....

Anna gets naked!!! nsfw (http://www.hoes.ca/anna_kournikova_naked.html)


Prolly fake, but realy good fake

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Bulldogcakes
01-03-2005, 06:24 PM
Prolly fake, but realy good fake

Either way, that's a REAL good ass




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Snoogans
01-03-2005, 06:35 PM
its not fake, its just that she didnt get naked, they just happened to see her being naked when she thought it was safe. i dont wanna believe it, but for some reason since that enrique tool is in, ill buy it.

funny side note, why the hell is there a link to chat live with real girls from west milford? since when is west milford such a hot bed for chicks and where the fuck were they all when i drove through it today

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ADF
01-03-2005, 06:51 PM
They take your IP address and correlate that to a zip code and make it seem like it's a personalized ad to meet hot chicks.

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Snoogans
01-03-2005, 06:53 PM
but then why wouldnt it just say mahwa, fuck west milford chicks, most of them have kids that look like their brother


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ADF
01-03-2005, 07:10 PM
It's only an approximation. Your IP address, which may or may not be static, isn't always specific to one town. For example, the ad I see says, "Find a Fuck Budd In: South Plainfield," which is near to where I live (Westfield).

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Fallon
01-03-2005, 07:10 PM
It's fake. Look what it says on the surf board.

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Snoogans
01-03-2005, 07:12 PM
oh well

on a side note, what kinda fag actually would read the surfboard. fuck after the first time, i didnt even notice a surfboard was actually what she was holding

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Snoogans
01-03-2005, 07:14 PM
and ADF it made me laugh, it now actually says find a fuck buddy in mahwah

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ADF
01-03-2005, 07:26 PM
There's also some graffiti on the wall that's a tell. It's a pretty good fake.

Edit: and if I were you, Snoogs, I'd look up "Footlov69." I think she's your type.

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Iamnotatool
01-07-2005, 10:15 AM
LINKS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Oh my god, so fucking hot. Anna K's got no bush, and it's a real pic, you tools (http://img140.exs.cx/img140/8504/kournikovayellowbikini08kopie2.jpg)


Now bow down.

You can see a little more here (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/554/kournikovayellowbikini09kopie5.jpg)

I'm the man.

Here's a little more, once again ALL REAL! (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/6840/kournikovayellowbikini10kopie7.jpg)

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Iamnotatool
01-07-2005, 10:18 AM
LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Seriously, if you post this kind of stuff, you NEED to have that tag up. We're going to start handing out vacations to people that don't.

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Meve
01-07-2005, 10:36 AM
You are a god !!!!!!!!!!

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JPMNICK
01-07-2005, 11:15 AM
tool is your job "internet porn searcher"

because every pic you post is fucking awesome

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Iamnotatool
02-20-2005, 05:19 PM
http://www.lairofluxlucre.com/headshop/sks/Playboy/2005/March/SKSPBMar200525CelebsAnnaKournikova.jpg

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Mafialife Chris
02-23-2005, 12:25 AM
Anyone else wondering how shes wearing that with absolutley no camel toe?

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DJEvelEd
02-23-2005, 02:48 AM
Tool you fuckin RULE!!!!!

You da man! I'm even gonna let you have sex with my ass so that afterwards, my ass will be loose enough to get fucked by Venus's oversized clitoris. I hear her clit can shoot three feet!

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