View Full Version : I hate Kobe Bryant
Marist Mike
07-03-2004, 03:31 AM
I think he is one of the most arrogant self serving bastards around today. He doesn't realize what got him where he was. He wasn't the reason they won those championships, Shaq standing there in the middle was. He thinks he's better than everyone because he skipped college..stupid fuck...God I hate him..I hope they find him guilty and he drops the soap and gets brutally beaten especially considering he cheated on that hot woman known as his wife, even though my practical side says that probably won't happen. I hope Coach K doesn't leave Duke so he doesn't have to deal with that stupid fuck. In short I hope Kobe gets hurt and becomes the worst bball player ever...one can only hope.
I can't make a sig pic so I just have to stick with this stupid sentence.
fiestygal
07-03-2004, 04:29 AM
time will come my friend when he looses...
EVERYTHING!!
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mdr55
07-03-2004, 06:00 AM
But Kobe's innocent. We all know him. ;)
But damn his wife is HOT!!
Snoogans
07-03-2004, 07:06 AM
Kobe is guilty as shit, but it wont matter, they are already sayin even if he gets convicted, which he wont, he will do all the time as probation, which is assanine
He is a cocksucker, and i hate his guts, and will till he dies...or plays for the knicks
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mdr55
07-03-2004, 07:40 AM
The only thing Kobe is guilty of is adultery. Remember this:
Kobe: I've committed adultery....I love my wife.....she's my whole world, my angel......I'm innocent (tears). :eg:
(And you all thought Shaq was the only one that can act on that team!)
If OJ can walk, what makes you think Kobe can't. Now if Barretta get convicted......."No Justice, No Peace!". ;)
Snoogans
07-03-2004, 07:44 AM
who the fuck said i dont think he'll walk, in fact, i said just the opposite:
Kobe is guilty as shit, but it wont matter, they are already sayin even if he gets convicted, WHICH HE WONT, he will do all the time as probation, which is assanine
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mdr55
07-03-2004, 08:26 AM
I agree with you. He'll get community service or something. (But imagine if he gets convited---but they let him out during scheduled NBA games or something).
Wonder how long before his wife poses for Playboy? :p
JPMNICK
07-03-2004, 08:43 AM
I'd still bang his chick.
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Mike Teacher
07-03-2004, 09:00 AM
OK looks like its time to take a look at Colorado sex offense laws; some of the strictest in the nation.
From Maxim Magazine article on the Case:
Yeah I know Maxim isnt the Harvard Law Review, but...
Since 1998, Colorado has locked up 476 sex offenders. Number paroled?
Two.
Eagle County Attorney Jonathon Shamis: 'Colorado's treatment protocol makes no distinction between a pedophile, a serial rapist, and Kobe Bryant. If convicted, Bryant could very well die in prison.'
Hey his words, not mine, so take it for what it is; that mans opinion.
Colorado sentence Structure:
If Kobe gets Prison [Four Years to Life]. Even if its the minimum jail sentence, after four years he would be eligible for parole. See the numbers above; only two have been paroled since 1998, when they passed the Colorado Sex Offender Lifetime Supervision Act, which stipulates before he could be paroled, he would have to admit his guilt and enter an elaborate sexual treatment program.
If Kobe Gets Probation: [20 years to life probation]
If he's convicted of Class 3 sexual assault; Kobe walks with just probation. Still has to undergo a sexual treatment program, including hooking his dick up to a device to see if violent acts he views cause arousal. He could also be barred from having contact with anyone under the age of 18, including his daughter, until he admits his guilt.
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Kobe picked the wrong state. To compare; Mike Tyson raped a woman in Indiana and was back on the streets in 36 months.
All of this from an investigative article on the case in Maxim May 2004. Its Maxim Mag, so take it for that; if the above is wrong blame them.
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JPMNICK
07-03-2004, 09:42 AM
So in summation, when raping a women, go for Indiana and not Colorado. Got it.
What? that was not the point of that post? oh well, my reading comprehension scores were always low.
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Lumber
07-03-2004, 10:30 AM
Yup! Kobe is guilty. but one also has to wonder why that pig was in his room and chasing his Mook Meat in the 1st place. A little mis-guided in her upbringing I guess?
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mdr55
07-03-2004, 12:55 PM
Yup! Kobe is guilty. but one also has to wonder why that pig was in his room and chasing his Mook Meat in the 1st place. A little mis-guided in her upbringing I guess?
I don't know...maybe she liked chocolates? :eg:
Kidding aside, I hate it when rich and famous people always get the benefit of the doubt ("no way he/she would never do something like that- they were set up") like these superstars are above it all- but if it was me or you, we be guilty until proven innocent and would never get away with some of the things that these people get away with. :(
But don't hate the player, hate the game. Damn society.
Lumber
07-03-2004, 08:41 PM
LOL
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phixion
07-05-2004, 05:01 PM
i wish i could get a picture of him crying when philly booed the shit out of him at the all star game and and during th finals. fuck you kobe!!!!!!!!
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