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Shecky
07-01-2004, 08:27 AM
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10012766%255E401,00.html
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TheMojoPin
07-01-2004, 08:56 AM
Your commentary was both thoughtful and deliciously witty.
Your mastery of the english language...simply breathtaking.
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canofsoup15
07-01-2004, 09:00 AM
Is it just me or does Tom Hanks look alot like Saddam from when he was in Cast Away.
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TheMojoPin
07-01-2004, 09:08 AM
Noice.
Top of the pyramid, right out of the gate.
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Shecky
07-01-2004, 09:34 AM
Saddam is a prick.
Is that good enough.
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07-01-2004, 09:36 AM
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canofsoup15
07-01-2004, 09:58 AM
FUCK!
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Shecky
07-01-2004, 10:27 AM
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,357653,00.jpg
Look at him shaking that finger like Clinton.
"I did not have sex with that goat."
jeffdwright2001
07-01-2004, 10:35 AM
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Look at him shaking that finger like Clinton.
"It depends on what your definition of 'murder' is."
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badorties
07-01-2004, 10:52 AM
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YOU'RE out of order!
YOU'RE out of order!
THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT OF ORDER! THEY'RE OUT OF ORDER! That man, that SICK, CRAZY, DEPRAVED man, RAPED and BEAT that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make a Deal!" "Let's Make a Deal!" Hey Frank, you wanna make a deal?! I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddaya wanna gimme Frank, three weeks probation?
You killed McCullough! You killed him! Hold it! Hold it! I JUST COMPLETED MY OPENING STATEMENT!
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Furtherman
07-01-2004, 11:01 AM
He stole Isaac's move!
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...and SADDAM HUSSEIN as your bartender!!!
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Tall_James
07-01-2004, 11:06 AM
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"Excuse me...waiter? I didn't order the chicken salad and I never got my 2nd cup of coffee!"
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Mike Teacher
07-01-2004, 11:08 AM
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Thursday, July 1, 2004 Posted: 2:27 PM EDT (1827 GMT)
Baghdad, IRAQ [CNN]: After a pathetic attempt at 'Im Squishing Your Head' a defiant Saddam Hussein tries to scare the judge with the 'Fake Finger Machine Gun' Trick.
Saddam, through an interpreter: "Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! You're Dead!"
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Freakshow
07-01-2004, 11:09 AM
I never got my 2nd cup of coffee!
That's odd, Saddam never has a second cup of coffee at home.
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TheMojoPin
07-01-2004, 11:13 AM
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"Who's the big winner? MIKEY'S the big winner!"
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TheMojoPin
07-01-2004, 11:14 AM
I never got my 2nd cup of coffee!
That's odd, Saddam never has a second cup of coffee at home.
Awesome.
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jeffdwright2001
07-01-2004, 11:16 AM
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I swear. Normally, it's at least this big. It's just all that cold water they keep throwing on me in the interrogation room.
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Tall_James
07-01-2004, 11:26 AM
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curtoid
07-01-2004, 11:28 AM
"Here's a sexy little move I picked up from Lou Pearlman...!"
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He was actually hoping he could join 98ø.
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Those boys love to point!
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And point...
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And point some more...!
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Boy, do they love to point, and get others to join in pointing too!! Best of luck S-Dawg!
Tight!
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Freakshow
07-01-2004, 11:37 AM
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$12.99 for Edward Penishands? It wasn't even that good, either. Not enough ankle.
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Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!<br>Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?</center>
He stole Isaac's move!
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040701/capt.xdg202a07011528.iraq_saddam_xdg202a.jpg
...and SADDAM HUSSEIN as your bartender!!!
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This message was edited by Furtherman on 7-1-04 @ 3:14 PM
Genius!
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Can I get one of those foam fingers with "Saddam #1" on it?
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bigbaldirish
07-01-2004, 01:23 PM
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Thursday, July 1, 2004 Posted: 2:27 PM EDT (1827 GMT)
Baghdad, IRAQ [CNN]: After a pathetic attempt at 'Im Squishing Your Head' a defiant Saddam Hussein tries to scare the judge with the 'Fake Finger Machine Gun' Trick.
Saddam, through an interpreter: "Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! You're Dead!"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
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Reephdweller
07-01-2004, 01:41 PM
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I can't believe I ate the w-h-o-l-e thing!
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He did it!!
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NO...Heee deed it!!
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Se7en
07-01-2004, 02:27 PM
Baghdad, IRAQ [CNN]: After a pathetic attempt at 'Im Squishing Your Head' a defiant Saddam Hussein tries to scare the judge with the 'Fake Finger Machine Gun' Trick.
I don't care what any of the rest of you say. Make your little jokes, it doesn't matter.
Mike deserves to be at the top of the pyramid for no other reason than making a Kids in the Hall reference.
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Shecky
07-01-2004, 02:51 PM
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'Wee Wee Wee Boring!!!'
and starring Al Dukes as Saddam
SatCam
07-01-2004, 03:03 PM
Your Honor, I have one thing to say...
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sr71blackbird
07-01-2004, 03:09 PM
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Tell me it doesnt look like Saddam and Seinfeld dont use the same barber...
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Shecky
07-01-2004, 03:14 PM
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,357653,00.jpg
OK, Ill taste the soup, but vere's the spoon?
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AH HAAA!!
AH HAAA!!
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07-01-2004, 03:59 PM
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Yerdaddy
07-01-2004, 05:01 PM
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OK, here you go, pull the right one for chemical and the left one for biological, suckers!
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Fuck it from behind.
high fly
07-01-2004, 06:39 PM
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The reason I am a proctologist today is because at medical school, when I took the final gynecology exam, I was off by this much!
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canofsoup15
07-01-2004, 08:14 PM
I thought I'd keep the TV Show theme runnning.
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Reephdweller
07-02-2004, 02:42 PM
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They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
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furie
07-02-2004, 05:36 PM
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he looks ready to do some slam poetry
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FMJeff
07-02-2004, 10:55 PM
it wasnt me it was the one armed man!
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