Vagina Boy

[DJEvelEd]

While vacationing in Florida I saw this freak of nature. Katylina, AG, and I went to the Sunsplash Waterpark. I was wearing dark glasses and checking out the cameltoes and tamp strings. I excused myself for a moment to go into the bathroom. While I was in there I saw it. It was a teenage boy with his father changing. I normally don't look at teenage boys crotches but the lack of penis made me look twice. There it was, in all it's splendor was a VAGINA. ON A BOY!!!!!! I was shocked but kind of intrigued. I stood there at the urinal, taking one of the longest pisses and shakes of my life. There was crotchhair and crotchlips as well as on the face. Why was Vaginaboy even in the mens room? At what point does Vaginaboy get to go into the ladies room with the rest of the vaginas? I was in the room of PENIS and I felt he should be with his own kind. It must be a Florida thing.

I feel the same way about fathers bringing their young daughters in there while I'm diarrheaing. It's hard enough for me to shit with other men around listening. A girl in the mens room? NO WAY DUDE!!! I need to shit in peace.

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[Jennitalia]

maybe he had it tucked in. don't you guys like to do that as little boys?

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[sr71blackbird]

I hear that! I was in Walmart last week, and right between the Mens and Womens room is a Family Restroom for just that purpose. So, Im at the urinal and this guy comes in with 3 little girls and they are running up and down squeeling and stuff, and the guy brings one girl into the stall and the other two are just walking back and forth and it was just weird. This one girl almost seemed to be trying to see what I was doing by the urinal and I felt like saying to the guy.. "Hey! They have a family rest room right next door! Whats the matter with you bringing little girls in here?!"

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[Reephdweller]

So, Im at the urinal and this guy comes in with 3 little girls and they are running up and down squeeling and stuff, and the guy brings one girl into the stall and the other two are just walking back and forth and it was just weird.



Damn, why doesn't that guy just start wearing womens house slippers and get it over with already!!!

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[blakjeezis]

This one girl almost seemed to be trying to see what I was doing by the urinal


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[ChickenHawk]

Sounds to me like what you may have seen is something called a "girl". Thisi s a type of person that has a vagina.


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Did it have tits?

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[DJEvelEd]

Did it have tits?


No tits. Facial hair. About 17 years old.



Sounds to me like what you may have seen is something called a "girl". Thisi s a type of person that has a vagina.


No. This was a freak of nature. It reminded of the movie "Normal" where a man happily married for 25 years decides to "complete" himself by becoming a woman. His poor wife loved him so much that she was forced into lesbianism. That would suck for her because he's just a guy with a vagina, not like a young girl who's been brought up with one her whole life, respecting it, cleaning it, caring for it. A man with his own personal vagina would be a scary thing indeed. I doubt a guy would really even know how to properly clean his vagina. He's gonna have to hold her head down there if he wants his wife to eat out his stank gash. I can't imagine having to clean something like that on a daily basis. Lord knows my balls stink enough now as it is. If I had a vagina, people would call me Fishboy.

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[Lacey29]

I hear that! I was in Walmart last week, and right between the Mens and Womens room is a Family Restroom for just that purpose. So, Im at the urinal and this guy comes in with 3 little girls and they are running up and down squeeling and stuff, and the guy brings one girl into the stall and the other two are just walking back and forth and it was just weird. This one girl almost seemed to be trying to see what I was doing by the urinal and I felt like saying to the guy.. "Hey! They have a family rest room right next door! Whats the matter with you bringing little girls in here?!"


UGH! I mean, I KNOW sometimes it cantbe helped......but that is just down right SCAREY!
ANY PERV could've flashed those firls or made some disgusting gesture..............that is realllllly disturbing!

lost my pen, damn it.

[IrishAlkey]

Would grabbing my shaft, aiming it at the young girl's forehead and screaming "BANG BANG" be a disgusting gesture?

Just askin'.

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[ag]

I normally don't look at teenage boys crotches
Key word here is normally, he's usually staring at the younger ones. Ed Dies the song "Baby Raper" come to mind? Now Id say that Ed is still discovering that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, but in this case hes a bit confused

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[Jennitalia]

Would grabbing my shaft, aiming it at the young girl's forehead and screaming "BANG BANG" be a disgusting gesture?

Just askin'.



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[A.J.]

Would grabbing my shaft, aiming it at the young girl's forehead and screaming "BANG BANG" be a disgusting gesture?

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Only if it "accidentally went off".

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[SatCam]

Would grabbing my shaft, aiming it at the young girl's forehead and screaming "BANG BANG" be a disgusting gesture?

Just askin'.

Only if it "accidentally went off".

That's why he keeps the safety on.

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