Hornet Problem

[Duke]

there are tons of hornets outside my house..one i trapped in a window...then there are others outside..


anyone else have this problem???


please i dont want another fight thread about this again the other got locked up cuse of it...

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[blakjeezis]

I think I need a new hobby. I could have sworn the title to this thread was Harry Potter.

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[Furtherman]

Released the one you trapped! The others will not leave until he is free. The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many!

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[Duke]

to where???

its right in the window next to me??

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[jeffdwright2001]

Which type of Hornet is it?
http://members.aol.com/mbc841/glenn/horneta.jpg
or
http://www.eclecticconnection.com/animationart/brownhornet2_lg.jpg
Now, if they are this kind, I'll be right over:
http://www.nba.com/media/hornets/040430hbee2.jpg

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[TheMojoPin]

Set off a smoke bomb and run like hell!

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[Patches]

cmon guys, be serious.

What you need to do is find the nest. Then, very carefully sneak up to it (remember you don't want them to see you coming- they have LOTS of eyes). When you get up to the nest, shake the HELL out of it! They'll come out, but don't run! They will sense you have no fear and leave on their own. Let me know how it goes.

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[Duke]

see i live near a set of woods and i live in a apartment...the rest of the them are gone its just this one now...so i cant find the nest cuse its probly in the woods some where....or somewhere else in the complex what i am scared of that there are some more in here....somewhere

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 6-24-04 @ 12:52 PM

[Hoojibs]

Kill the leader. Hornets will not fight without their leader.

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[TheMojoPin]

Duke's right to be scared. If you get stung by one, you become part of the hive collective, with no free will of your own.

The only way to kill them is to drive a stake through the heart of the head hornet. Trust me, this is easier than it sounds, since the head hornet is actually eight feet tall and is BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW.

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[Bestinshow]

I bet your apartment was built on an old indian burial ground. You will know this for sure if the hornet said "GET OUT"" before you locked him in the window.

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[grlNIN]

Tell your mom to get rid of it.


That or throw a rock through the window so it can fly away!

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[Patches]

the head hornet is actually eight feet tall and is BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW.


http://www.gast-gazette.com/pix/Hornets/hugo.jpg

HOLY SHIT!


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[TheMojoPin]

Duke, just open the window, and then close your eyes. If you can't see him, he can't see you!

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[grlNIN]

Call 911, they'll come and take care of the hornet for you.

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[jeffdwright2001]

There is actually a product that I've used with success before called "Wasp and Hornet Freeze". It shoots a thick spray out (it will spray up to 20 feet away from where you are standing). It literally, freezes the hornets and will fill up a paper nest.

There are a few brand names that fall into this category. And all work about the same, but make sure it mentions "Freezing" the insect. You don't want a standard spray as they don't work as well on the hornets.

Try a Lowes (maybe a home depot) or better yet a place like Quality Farm and Fleet or a local nursery.

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[Patches]

Enough of this.

Duke, man up and let him sting you. But don't cry like a pussy. You have to show him who the Alpha male is.

Follow this advice and you have an entire nest of loyal hornets at your beckon/call to do your bidding.

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[Duke]

its dieing whaooo

that and i killed one in the air condioner.....

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[jeffdwright2001]

If it's the queen, try mating with it.

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[Duke]

ahh well now i got a excuse to keep the a.c going


:)


i rember when i lived in San Diego when i was about 3 there was a huge swarm of Killer Bee's i rember my cat was out there trying to fight them she manged to get back inside....they stayed there for about a day....

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[TheMojoPin]

Duke, hornets are allergic to punches!

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[ADF]

You should drown them in a bucket.

Then they'd be drownded in a bucket.

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I got nothing.


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[TheMojoPin]

Duke, hornets are such assholes because they're trying to keep their special magic-honey, which grants wishes, away from the rest of us. Don't cop to their shit and start throwing shoes at them.

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[Duke]

geh geh geh paul o'


anyway it seems to have vanished...


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[Patches]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame one?

Tame way!



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[Tall_James]

What do you call a fat goth chick?

Vampire the buffet eater.


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[Patches]

What do you call it when a long fish didn't quite make it?

- he eelmost made it.



What do you call a young cat with crap all over it?

- A shitten.



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[Tall_James]

One pirate sees another pirate and asks him.."Where are your buccaneers?"

The other pirate sez..."Under my buckin' hat!"


Arrrrrggggghhh matey.


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[Patches]

What should you use to write down that you just took a dump?

-a number 2 pencil.

What do you call it when a lumberjack farts?

- He cut the trees


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[Tall_James]

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[TheMojoPin]

anyway it seems to have vanished...

Much like the villainous Super Skrull, hornets have all of the powers of each member of The Fantastic Four, so don't relax yet.

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[Duke]

ok the hornet is alomost dead its wings are all fucked up

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[TheMojoPin]

GET A HAMMER!

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[Tall_James]

One down, 786 to go.


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[Patches]

Cut off its cock and stick it in its mouth and put it in front of the nest. That'll show those fuckfaces who they are dealing with!

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[Tall_James]

Cut off its cock and stick it in its mouth and put it in front of the nest.


IT DIDN'T WORK! OH MY GOD IT DIDN'T WORK!! HELP !!!!

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[Tall_James]

Better send in the expert...

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[Duke]

it feel and i heard a smack

victory is almost MIIINE

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[Bestinshow]

be careful how you treat that captive hornet. You dont want the red cross saying bad things about you.

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[TheMojoPin]

victory is almost MIIINE

Almost only counts in horse-shoes and hand grenades!

Get in there and finish the job, you magnificent bastard!

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 6-24-04 @ 1:51 PM

[Duke]

be careful how you treat that captive hornet. You dont want the red cross saying bad things about you.




the miltary is asking if they can bring it to Gauntomno Bay Cuba

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 6-24-04 @ 1:54 PM

[Bestinshow]

Im not sure if they can guarantee its security there. Id suggest the "unknown location". Its much safer.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Don't forget the little pikes to stick their heads on. You'll want them surrounding your window as a warning to all new hornets that think about staying in the area.


Man, either this is a great thread, or I am reeeeaaaalllllly bored.

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This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 6-24-04 @ 2:09 PM

[Patches]

Definitely the latter. You're better than that.

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[Duke]

i think i am going to get a few more hornets and make them play russian rulate like in deer hunter


MOW DIDE MOW

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[Tall_James]

I WANT THIS ALBUM !!!!

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[Freakshow]

Al Hirt must be a robot, cause no human can play the trumpet that fast. He really looks like a robot, too.

now post some picutures of the Green Hornet's secretary. She was hot.



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[Duke]

status its still dieing...

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[TheMojoPin]

If it's taking this long it's just fucking with your head.

You're still in Saigon and we've got a mission for you, soldier! Now get up the river and kill us some bugs! Hornets don't surf!

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[jeffdwright2001]

now post some picutures of the Green Hornet's secretary. She was hot.
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http://www.katoman.com/green%20hornet%20folder/gh%20photo%20page/tgh2%20page/ww-1.jpg

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[Tall_James]

now post some picutures of the Green Hornet's secretary. She was hot

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[Patches]

GOD HAS A HARD-ON FOR DUKE, BECAUSE HE KILLS EVERY HORNET HE SEES!!!

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[Duke]

its almost fully dead its all turned over just one leg is moving

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[Freakshow]

hehe. hehe. Oh my.



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[TheMojoPin]

Rub its belly, Duke!

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[Tall_James]

RED ROCKET ! RED ROCKET !


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[Freakshow]

So what are you saying Furtherman? The hornet won?



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[Furtherman]

Ahhhh crap. I stink.

Take it a face value.

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[TheMojoPin]

You can't lie to history!

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[Freakshow]

uh oh. Duke hasn't posted in a while. Maybe you were right Furtherman, maybe the hornet did win.

nooooooooo. You Hornet bastard!

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[Duke]

it died and its now somewhere in the sewer somewhere

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[Duke]

wtf happend to the hornet picture


i think i got my new sig


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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 7-29-04 @ 4:14 PM

[sr71blackbird]

Their nest is likely inside the air conditioner, and when you turned it on, they got pissed. Id keep the air conditioner off, or push it through the window and let it crash to the ground below (look first), then slam the window shut.

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[Duke]

ahh well its over now...it died around 3:30 today....

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[TheMojoPin]

It's like being notified when JFK was shot...I'll never forget where I was when I got the news.

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[grlNIN]

It's like being notified when JFK was shot...I'll never forget where I was when I got the news.




That or when Buckwheat was shot.

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[IrishAlkey]

Put bags over the heads of the rest of them and pile them in a little, naked pyramid.

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[SatCam]

ahh well its over now...it died around 3:30 today....

That'll come in handy for the death certificate.

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[Duke]

the funeral will be tuseday

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 6-25-04 @ 10:59 AM

[Duke]

If it's taking this long it's just fucking with your head.

You're still in Saigon and we've got a mission for you, soldier! Now get up the river and kill us some bugs! Hornets don't surf!

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Sir Yes Sir i will kill some bugs..Those Commie bugs wont escape me!!!!



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[Duke]

i saw the nest its right outside my window...So today my mom bought some spray and sprayed it ...But the motherfuck'in nest is huge!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

It's just a hologram.

Hit it with a golf club to be sure.

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[Reephdweller]

These hornets are out of control. Look what they did to poor Tamarrioushia....

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[Duke]

oh god

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[Tall_James]

Wow...this thread is still buzzing around? It gives me hives.


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[TheMojoPin]

THE HIVES ARE LAW.

YOU ARE CRIME.

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[Freakshow]

THE HIVES ARE LAW.

YOU ARE CRIME.

Can I get that with a Sweedish accent?



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If I did, my computer would have a seizure.

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[Duke]

its all gone now the nest ect... it happend like 3 weeks ago now

i saw some today


are they back??!??!!?

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[Late2party]

Get some Raid and a lighter. Napalm the mofos.

[TheMojoPin]

Duke, the hornets have opened a wormhole and have you trapped you inside of it. You've now travelled back in time three weeks, hence why it appears the hornets live again. DO NOT BE DECEIVED. I suggest you find your past self, destroy him and take his place in "his/your" life. I swear, nothing will happen...

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[Melrapuo]

Duke, the hornets have opened a wormhole


Yea, and I'm afraid these hornets are Liberachianized, making them the gayest, most dangerous hornets out there. They've created the wormhole in your butt, and now you must find something to plug up your butt or else these hornets will never disappear.

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[Duke]

Duke, the hornets have opened a wormhole and have you trapped you inside of it. You've now travelled back in time three weeks, hence why it appears the hornets live again. DO NOT BE DECEIVED. I suggest you find your past self, destroy him and take his place in "his/your" life. I swear, nothing will happen...

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ugggh no


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[TheMojoPin]

DUKE, I AM POSTING FROM THE FUTURE WHERE GIANT HORNETS RULE THE EARTH, WHICH IS WHY I'M SHOUTING, BECAUSE I HAVE TO OVERCOME THE TREMENDOUS BUZZING. WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING OF DOING TO THOSE HORNETS...DON'T. IT DOESN'T WORK.

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[Duke]

wow kill those fuckers with raid

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[Melrapuo]

What have you done, Duke!? Didn't you listen to Mojo?!?!? You've killed us all!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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[Duke]

ok we need to start armys to fight these hornets i cant promise you plastic surgery like the real armed forces has but anyone who signs up gets a neat whistle

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[Lumber]

Go tap on the nest and speak to them face to face "nicely."

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geh geh geh paul o'


anyway it seems to have vanished...
This is quite possibly the greatest post by ANYONE on ANY message board EVER.

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[Late2party]

wow kill those fuckers with raid

You didn't get the lighter part of it. Take the Raid, spray it through the flame of the lighter, and both poison and burn the sumbitches. Take evil joy in their writhing, burning, poisoned bodies hitting the pavement. Then stomp on them for good measure.

If you want to torture them more, use WD-40. It ain't poison, just flaming death. Don't forget the stomping.

I hate stinging insects.

[Duke]

we still need to start a army for we can rescue mojo from the bee P.O.W camp..



whos with me



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[Duke]

we still need to start a army for we can rescue mojo from the bee P.O.W camp..



whos with me



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[TheMojoPin]

Actually, it's OK. Turns out these are sexy humanoid bees that wear diapers. It's not as, uh, scary as it was before. Yeah, that's the ticket...

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[Neogoon]

DUKE, I AM POSTING FROM THE FUTURE WHERE GIANT HORNETS RULE THE EARTH, WHICH IS WHY I'M SHOUTING, BECAUSE I HAVE TO OVERCOME THE TREMENDOUS BUZZING. WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING OF DOING TO THOSE HORNETS...DON'T. IT DOESN'T WORK."

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[Def Dave in SC]

You're still in Saigon and we've got a mission for you, soldier! Now get up the river and kill us some bugs! Hornets don't surf!


The other day...I was watching a hornet. It was walking along the edge of a razor...

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[Duke]

ok here is the plan to invade the enmy hornet base i got the tanks already and all planes are ready the only thing we have to worry about are stinger missles ;p we will come in from the west 1st the jets spray tons on incentisde over the hornets base then the tanks will come in and shoot giant canisters of raid that will relase on inpact

the battle begins

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[FUNKMAN]

i cleaned the basement the other day and tonight it was the garage. i was carrying a towel that was laying on the floor for some time and the next thing i know i feel a deep sting on my wrist... not sure if it was a wasp or hornet especially after i crushed it... used a little solarcaine and it did the trick...

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[Melrapuo]

Incense will only anger them more, and help them find their inner bee-ing (huddlah huddlah).

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[Duke]

run funk before it too too lat the hornets are gave a good battle even though they lost... but we still gotta get all the other bee farms READY MARCH

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[Patches]

run funk before it too too lat the hornets are gave a good battle even though they lost... but we still gotta get all the other bee farms READY MARCH


That may be the most incoherent statement I have ever read. I feel for America's future.


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[TheMojoPin]

Have a little sympathy, dammit! Duke's gone sting-mad!

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[Patches]

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That would explain the puffy cheeks.

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[Duke]

ok back to the real topic i havent seen any hornets latley around my house yesterday one landed on me but i ran and it went flying off....

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Hornet Problem


Ive been having a lot of problems with this one..


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"Where's this fucking guy who thinks killing hornets is fun? Kato...get the car."

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[TheMojoPin]

Shouldn't that be a picture of John Wayne, and not the Lone Ranger?

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[Patches]

This is a thread, much like Duke's hornet, which should never die. The updates are too funny.

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[mikeyboy]

Shouldn't that be a picture of John Wayne, and not the Lone Ranger?


I don't think so. The Green Hornet was supposed to be the grand nephew of the Lone Ranger.

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Shouldn't that be a picture of John Wayne, and not the Lone Ranger?


I don't think so. The Green Hornet was supposed to be the grand nephew of the Lone Ranger.

Thanks Mikeyboy. You're right. The Green Hornet on the radio was supposed to be the grand nephew of the Lone Ranger, while The Green Hornet seen on television was supposed to be the Great Grandson.



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[Duke]

holy shit this thread is still alive....wow

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Mikey, jeff, consider me schooled.

I thought you were going for the easy "Duke = John Wayne" bit.

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[FUNKMAN]

Killer hornets
Saturday, November 4, 2000

CHINESE troops are fighting killer hornets with flame-throwers in Jiepai, Sichuan province, after an eight-year-old boy was stung to death. An estimated one billion hornets are in the town. David Rennie, Beijing



Hornets stirred up by make up






http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3131047.stm

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[sr71blackbird]

Duke, just so you know, the average person swallows over 20 hornets in their sleep over their lifetime. They like to hang out on your lips when your asleep and they get hypnotized by your exhalations of carbon dioxide and they crawl down your throat to get a better whiff.

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[FUNKMAN]

i went to powerwash the basketball backboard on my driveway today and there was a big old hornets nest right under the rim with 7 or 8 of them buggas hanging out... i went up the ladder with what i thought was the Wasp and Hornet spray which shoots 20 feet but it was just insect spray and it shot out a cloud about 2 feet(glad i didn't pissed them off) Then i went back and got the W&H spray and got e'm all. Two came later and i got them too... now the backboard is nice and clean...

chalk one up for mankind...

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[Duke]

<p>woo time to re new the thread</p><p>so far they havent attacked yet they will, soon</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>one landed on my gatorade when i was at the park when i was playing football</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>are the hornets trying to start problems again?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>we will see</p>


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[Duke]

<p>REPORTED HORNET IN Kitchen</p><p>ok we killed it</p><p>1 down</p>


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[DarkHippie]

Hairspray always does the trick.&nbsp; it weighs them down so they can't fly. then you can stomp em

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[FUNKMAN]

<h3>Predation</h3><div class="floatright"><a title="" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Image:Giant_hornet_attacks.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Giant_hornet_attacks.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><p>The Asian giant hornet is a relentless hunter that preys on other large <a title="Insects" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Insects">insects</a> such as <a title="Bee" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Bee">bees</a>, other hornet species, and <a title="Praying mantis" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Praying_mantis">praying mantises</a>.</p><p>The hornets often attack <a title="Honeybee" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Honeybee">honeybee</a> hives with the goal of obtaining the honeybee <a title="Larvae" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Larvae">larvae</a>. The hornets can devastate a colony of honeybees: a single hornet can kill as many as 40 honeybees <em>per minute</em>; it takes only a few of these hornets a few hours to exterminate the population of a 30,000-member honeybee hive, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs. Once a hive is emptied of all defending bees, the hornets carry the honeybee larvae back to feed to their own larvae.</p><p>Rather than consume their kills directly, the hornets chew them into a paste and feed them to their larvae. The hornet larvae, in return, produce a clear liquid which the adults consume (see <em>The Hornet and the Japanese Diet</em>, below).</p><p></p><p>saw some filmage of these hornets... it was like watching Braveheart for bees</p>

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<p>&nbsp;</p><p>saw some filmage of these hornets... it was like watching Braveheart for bees</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You can take our hive, but you can never take our freedom!!!!!!</p>

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[MrPink]

do u got a shotgun? if u do, then go and shoot the nest with #8 shot. u might wanna run like hell if u dont kill all of em

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I fucking hate hornets.&nbsp; We should eliminate them.

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<h3>Control Measures</h3>


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European hornets, when not in direct competition with
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harmful insect pests. Do not control these hornets unless necessary.
They are primarily a forest species, having few contacts with humans
and present a minimal stinging hazard.
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<h4><em>Nest Destruction </em></h4>


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The best control measure is to destroy the nest. Work
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cover the body and do the treatment after dark when most hornets are
inside the nest. Use a flashlight (red cellophane over lens) while the
other person applies the pesticide. Nests may be difficult to locate
and out of reach high into a tree or structure. There are literally
hundreds of products labeled for wasp and hornet control. Use special
wasp and hornet pressurized jet sprays containing synergized
pyrethrins, resmethrin or carbamates and rapidly volatilizing organic
solvents. Sprays are emitted in a long, narrow stream 15 to 20 feet.
If the nest is hidden in a wall void, puff carbaryl (Sevin),
pyrethrins (Drione), bendiocarb (Ficam) or deltamethrin (Delta Dust)
powder or dust into the wall hole that is used as an entrance. Workers
in time will carry the dust back to the queen, giving good kill. When
hornet activity has ceased, remove and destroy the nest. If the nest
is a considerable distance from the entrance, spraying the opening may
have little immediate effect. Never plug the wall entrance after
treatment as hornets may chew out another entrance into the house.
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I just took out a hornet with some wooden blocks and a hockey stick.&nbsp; its on its last breath.&nbsp; die well, young hornet.

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[Tall_James]

I forgot how much I love this thread.&nbsp; It's the bee's knees.

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[Duke]

<p>i tried to bring it back but no one posted but there was really a hornet in my kitchen that day</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>anyway so far so good they have tried to stung me put that was outside</p><p>i guess the war is still going on</p><p>i will keep ya posted on updates&nbsp;</p>

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There are no nests of mass destruction!!&nbsp; Where are you getting your information?

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[Duke]

we still need satilite pictures to see<br />


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[Duke]

<p>yesterday this bug(looked like a prehistoric bug), about 8 inches
long including its legs was on my storage room door, my friend threw a
rock at it opened up the end of its back (it showed this little red
thingy) and began to fly with this really loud buzzing noise so my
friend and i ran followed by &quot;oh shit that thing can fly&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WTF WAS IT&nbsp;</p>

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[torker]

<p>it showed this little red thingy</p><p><img height="224" src="http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg" width="368" border="0" /></p><p>Duke <strong><em>is</em></strong> Johnny Rico!</p><p><em>It's an ugly planet, a bug planet...</em></p>

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[Duke]

wtf is that...<br />


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[torker]

<p>it's a brainbug...i've got them in my basement</p><p><img height="360" src="http://mushizukan.hp.infoseek.co.jp/image/mushi/brainbug.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p>

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[Duke]

thats not what i had these had long legs...<br />


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<p><img height="456" src="http://www.bayrv.com/itemimages/1238B_01.jpg" width="565" border="0" /></p><p>I have that problem everyday at work too man.&nbsp; FUCKING HORNETS!!!</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">thats not what i had these had long legs...</font></p><p>you're not that tall</p>

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<p><img height="237" src="http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg" width="357" border="0" /></p><p><font size="1">wtf is that...</font></p><p>Duke, it's time someone has a little chat with you about the birds and the bees.</p>

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img height="237" src="http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg" width="357" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">wtf is that...</font> <p>Sandy Kane?</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

5 dollar me love you long time... me so hornet

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[Duke]

<p>this thread will never die....</p><p>wow its been over a year since i posted this thread...this year has been much better...not as many hornets...</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>5 dollar me love you long time... me so hornet&nbsp;Oh that cracked me up. <br /><br />



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[FUNKMAN]

<p>Bulldog</p><p>go fuck yourself</p>

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[sr71blackbird]

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Bulldog</p><p>go fuck yourself</p>

<br />WTF? I wasn't busting your balls. I thought it was funny. <br />
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[Duke]

shit there back.....one just entered but thank god for raid <br />


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[torker]

<p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,geneva,sans-serif,sans-serif"><strong>Cnidophobia<span style="color: rgb(0,153,204)">*</span></strong> <span style="color: rgb(0,102,0)"><strong>Fear of insect stings -</strong> </span>Close to Apiphobia, though those affected fear wasps, hornets, bees, or any other insect that sting. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,geneva,sans-serif,sans-serif">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="240" src="http://www.insectstings.co.uk/images/FingerGiantHornet.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></span></p>

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[Duke]

ya im afriad of hornets..so i guess i got that right?<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<p>the cops have a tactic to round up a bunch of prostitutes at one time, they call it a</p><p>hornet</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>get it? hor = whore <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" /></p>

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[Duke]

<p>i think we used that joke before funk...<br />
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[Furtherman]

<p><strong>VESPA MANDARINIA JAPONICA</strong> </p><p>Translation: Big f'n hornet problem.</p><p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1841126,00.html" target="_blank">Killer hornets get a taste for humans</a></p><p><span class="textcopy">THEIR sting is as painful as a red-hot spike piercing the flesh. They crush their helpless victims with powerful jaws. Now, after millennia spent terrorising the mountains and woodlands of Japan, flying cross-country at 25mph, they are living off sushi and kebabs &mdash; and turning on human beings. </span></p>

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<p><a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-11/02/content_3717473.htm" target="_blank">It has begun.</a></p><p>Since September, Ankang Central Hospital has seen six deaths and 41 serious injuries as a result of the insects' stings, said Wang Xingchun, director of the hospital's Bl<!--ADV_CONTENT-->ood Cleaning Centre. </p>

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[PapaBear]

<strong>Duke</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this thread will never die....</p><p>wow its been over a year since i posted this thread...this year has been much better...not as many hornets...</p><img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/duke799/PadresSig.bmp" border="0" /> <p>Right you are.</p><p>I have what I think are yellow jackets in my back yard. We have an old swingset frame that is used for a porch swing. There are two holes on the top pole that they live in. Late last night I sprayed the holes with a foaming wasp/hornet spray. I'm not sure if they're gone, though. Does anyone know what I can plug the holes up with? I thought about duck tape, but someone told me they can eat right through it.</p>