Why Perrynoid should be the new producer

[ToxicGarden]

once known to Ron and Fez fans as "The Bad Song Guy" who penned classic theme songs for such regulars as - Crazy Caire, EffMe Boobs, Sweet Melissa, Nurse Mira, Frighty Fright, Ink Girl, and wrote numerous songs about AL Dukes, Billy Staples, Rory Hamptons, Chicken Parm, Fez and even this magical message board - Not since the late Al Dukes & Wonderboy has anyone been so Hated & loved. Banned from this board more times than anyone (18x) His online fighting with fans have become his trademark propelling him to legandary status. He has studied the art of radio by watching the greats, Al Dukes, Wonderboy, Cigar Sid, JDubs- He has studied Cameron Grey in social settings, He has watch Wendell set up live gigs, His every email, every bit, every word, has all lead up to this very moment- 4 yrs waiting in the wings - watching & learning- while entertaining the fans in the process. You love to hate him and love to be hated by him. His ruthlessness in songs like "Monsterone inch" had his harshest enemies and critics begging for his attention- They ALL wanted him to write songs about them. His willingness to live his life in the public eye has won him nothing but shame and embarassment but still the Noid stood in the backround- dazed and confused- waiting for this moment. Knowing someday the time would come. His abilty to take a fake radio to national success proves the kind of creative genius he is. His email box has blown up with letters asking him to apply for Wonderboys job. ( Please send those to Cameron Grey from now on)
He has proven he can book big name guests, like William Hung, Dave Grohl, Lavar Arrington, Pussy Galore Overdrive, - as well as play many roles-
Troubanoid (one of many)
There is nobody on the planet more ready for this job. You do not have to like him- Whens the last time Ron and Fez had a producer anyone liked?
Give the man his props. He has re-invented himself over & over again for the last 6 years-
No offense to previous people mentioned for the job, but none of them have the skills & attitude to take the show to new heights.
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[East Side Dave]

Sure, why not? I'd like to see it. Hear it! I meant "hear it!!"

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[furie]

What's the Mad Producer doing these days?


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[JohnnyCash]

I think Perrynoid would be great. I think he would totally get things done around there.

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[Cigar Sid]

I deffinatly think the toxic garden I mean Perrynoid should be the Producer of the show I'd love to work to work side my side with him. This is what it might look like.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

This thread sucks.



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[ToxicGarden]

This thread sucks.

*shakes rump*

U like the way I wiggle.



This message was edited by ToxicGarden on 6-24-04 @ 3:50 PM

[Cigar Sid]

I like the way you work it, no diggity. YOu gotta back it back it up.

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[geovolt_jec]

perry alittle off his rocker and he does killer work, so ron and fezz wouldn't have to get bad bits from wonderboy. The only thing is, who will they be able to neck slap when wonderboy goes to nags head???



lets all just have a good time, can't we all just get along?? LOL

[JPMNICK]

In my eyes Perry is one of the worst parts of the show. He is not funny at all, he brings nothing to the table. The only decent parts are when him and Cherry talk/fight.

He does not have the ability to deal with people on a daily basis. There is no way he could be in a sales meeting or deal with promotions. Its all well and good that he can cut up some material, but if you have listened to him over the year from when he used to call in NYC, he is a walking drama queen. He has problems with everyone. He supposidly is shy, but does not mind coming on the radio show. I can not imagine him being around everyday. He is way to defensive. Ron and Fez kiss their caller's and guests asses. They treat their producers like shit. I think it would be a hard transition, especially for someone like Perry.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Banned from this board more times than anyone (18x)

This line kills me. This is the reason why you should be a producer?

Bit or not, let me say it again, this thread sucks.



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[DreamWeaver]

big name guests, like William Hung What's wrong with this statement?!?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

William Hung will go the opening of a letter for Christ's sake.



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[ToxicGarden]

William hung? - letter? opening? wtf? LMAO
wow you have the mind of a creative Jean yus.

It amazes me how many so called Perrynoid haters were drawn to this sucky thread- over & over again.
You all love to hate him. In fact you can't get enough of him. You are All in love with him and are jealous of the most talented guest The Ron and Fez Show has ever seen.

U are drawn to this thread like sheep. He laid the cheese out- and each one of you so called perry haters ate and continue to eat it up with every post.

Further more, He would like to say- He accepts your nomination for the new producer and will gladly accept it on behalf of all the fans.

His first job as producer, will be to hire someone to sit in on sales/promotions meetings.
The man IS a promotions wizzard.
His second job, will be changing the name of the show to Perrynoid's Ron and Fez show.




This message was edited by ToxicGarden on 6-26-04 @ 6:10 AM

[ToxicGarden]

This line kills me

Exactly. You have just proven his point.
Love him or hate him- he still entertains you...even in print.
and the only time Perry has drama, is when it involves NY or NJ or the board.
and in case you havent noticed, all 3 really has nothing to do with the current show anymore.
On his unfunniest night, he's funnier than Nick & Tenbat. BTW Nick, what's the last thing YOU brought to the table? other than a side dish of jealousy?

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You do know that talking about yourself in the third person is a sign of psychosis right?

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[A.J.]

You do know that talking about yourself in the third person is a sign of psychosis right?


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[Lacey29]

William Hung will go the opening of a letter for Christ's sake

lol...that's one I have never heard before....that really made me LOL. have no idea who HUNG is, nor do I care, about ANY of this.....but that WAS funny.

lost my pen, damn it.