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ChickenHawk
06-22-2004, 09:41 PM
Yes that's right... This from Natalieportman.com:
3. Although Clive's bare butt and a brief side flash of Natalie's breast as she flashes Clive are the only bits of nudity, this movie is VERY sexually graphic.
Whew... it's about time. I can finally sleep at night, knowing that Portman tit lies in my future. The movie is called "Closer" and you can bet your ass I'll be ready to spend $10.25 to see an 8-foot image of Natalie Portman's nipple. I'll most likely leave the theater immediately following the scene...
I'll have to.

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FMJeff
06-22-2004, 11:34 PM
jesus christ....rent Cocktails by Extreme Studios...a girl drinks piss, cum, piss and enema fluid...

who cares about natalie portman's nip....sexually graphic my ass...

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TheMojoPin
06-23-2004, 02:47 AM
Did I miss something?

brief side flash of Natalie's breast

Jesus Christ, Jeff's right. Just shell out for the porn and quit punishing yourself. There's been topless pics of her on the 'net for a couple years now, so why waste your money on a "brief flash?"

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Reephdweller
06-23-2004, 03:02 AM
a girl drinks piss, cum, piss and enema fluid...



Does she do it in that order?


Otherwise, what's the point of watching?

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Doctor Manhattan
06-23-2004, 03:23 AM
jesus christ....rent Cocktails by Extreme Studios...a girl drinks piss, cum, piss and enema fluid...

I believe it's <b>Extreme Associates</b> :p

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fluffernutter
06-23-2004, 04:14 AM
I got a FREE 30 Minute preview on Throat Stuffers last night and that was more than enough for me. Until Natalie Portman is being force fed 24 inches of Jedi love and being drown in Wookie urine, I'll wait. Call me when she does though.

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Patches
06-23-2004, 04:34 AM
wow...

I think we've been through this before... (amanda bynes thread). I'm pretty sure the point of CH's thread was that he thinks she's hot and it would be cool to see her nekkit in a movie, and he's glad he's going to get to. Seeing some filthy skank get pissed on and seeing a chick you dig give a little frontal in a movie is a bit of a different ballpark.

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Doctor Manhattan
06-23-2004, 04:54 AM
it isn't like it was in the 1970's

There are TONS of REALLY hot girls in porn. I can't believe how hot some of them are and what they are doing.

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Mike Teacher
06-23-2004, 05:36 AM
There are TONS of REALLY hot girls in porn. I can't believe how hot some of them are and what they are doing.


Exactly why 'celebrity' skin had become utterly irrelevant.

Natalie who?

She topped out in 'Heat'



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Bama
06-23-2004, 10:08 AM
Isn't she like 20 years old? A little too long in the tooth for this board's taste.

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Crippler
06-23-2004, 10:27 AM
Yeah...now if she had done this right after "Beautiful Girls" I would soooo be there!

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blakjeezis
06-23-2004, 10:29 AM
Throat Stuffers

Fluff, if you wanna join the big leagues, meatholes.com. All I gots ta say.

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ChickenHawk
06-23-2004, 10:55 AM
Patches has got the right idea.

2 seconds of Natalie Portman nip is equal to 24 hours of quality porn.

It's kinda like how 1 American life equals 40 Arab lives.

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TheMojoPin
06-23-2004, 12:35 PM
2 seconds of Natalie Portman nip is equal to 24 hours of quality porn.

You shame America.

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grlNIN
06-23-2004, 12:43 PM
Wow, a whole side of a tit?!

Excuse me while i flood myself with anticipation.


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calikid
06-23-2004, 01:41 PM
ill take it, boob is boob. anyone have one of those sneek peek copies yet? it would be nice to get a pic up on the board. god damn i just read that back, is this what my life has become? wait, i got distracted, i was thinkning about boobs again

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ChickenHawk
06-23-2004, 01:49 PM
Excuse me while i flood myself with anticipation.
I'm gonna go flood myself with somethin' else, if ya know what I mean! Eh-gih gih gih!

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Doctor Manhattan
06-23-2004, 02:37 PM
Seeing some filthy skank get pissed on and seeing a chick you dig give a little frontal in a movie is a bit of a different ballpark.

There are much better looking women then Portman working in porn, no matter what type of girl you like.

If it's the fact that it's a celebrity, than there are much better looking real actresses who have been more nude than it sounds like Nat is doing.

If it's a Star Wars thing, then I get it. But she wasn't in any real Star Wars movies, so that leaves Carrie Fisher to do a nude scene.

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Bama
06-23-2004, 02:44 PM
Butterface

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Gmann
06-23-2004, 02:55 PM
Does she even have breasts ?? She's so fucking boney.

JustJon
06-23-2004, 02:57 PM
The quote above doesn't say anything about nips, just a side view. Makes me think it'll be like Angelina Jolie's shower scene in Tomb Raider, rather than like Angelina Jolie in Hackers.

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ChickenHawk
06-23-2004, 03:00 PM
Whatever little amount of breast she has is solid gold.

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Fallon
06-23-2004, 03:02 PM
rather than like Angelina Jolie in Hackers.
Or Angelina Jolie in Original Sin, Pushing Tin, Hell's Kitchen, Gia, Foxfire, Mojave Moon... :)

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JustJon
06-23-2004, 06:29 PM
Now wait a minute there. Gia is in a class all by itself.

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monsterone
06-23-2004, 06:51 PM
hawk, did 5 pumps hijack your account.

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TheMojoPin
06-23-2004, 07:08 PM
In fact, it's like he's blatantly spitting in the face of porn, kicking it in the balls, and then banging porn's grandmother while it's on the ground weeping.

I'm highly offended. The porn industry literally works its ass off to keep us all wading through nonstop currents of smut 24seven, and people are still settling for half a tit from some awful actress.

THERE SHOULD BE A LAW.

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06-23-2004, 07:12 PM
I once saw Carrie Fisher's dental x-rays!

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ChickenHawk
06-23-2004, 07:21 PM
I once saw Carrie Fisher's dental x-rays!
HOOOOOTT!!!

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Se7en
06-23-2004, 09:57 PM
I'll watch this movie for the half-second of tit that I get to see.

I'd rather see her tits than the tits of about 99% of the rest of the women on this planet.

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TheMojoPin
06-24-2004, 08:29 AM
I'd rather see her tits than the tits of about 99% of the rest of the women on this planet.

EEEEEEEYAAAARRRRGH!!!

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Then look at this (http://hershlag.info/images/Topless/NatalieTopless24.jpg)...this (http://members.fortunecity.com/noops128/fcnoops_natalie_portman_02.html)...and THIS (http://members.fortunecity.com/noops128/natalie_portman010001.jpg), and then get back to us when you're all ready to graduate to manhood.

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Patches
06-24-2004, 08:33 AM
Dammit Mojo! remember NOT WORK SAFE next time! Now I'm fired!

Ok, I'm not, BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN!

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ChickenHawk
06-24-2004, 10:26 AM
Mojo, c'mon.. You think a stalker like me hasn't seen those already? She was like 17 or 18 in those pics. She's 23 now. Her tits may or not be slightly bigger now, but she's definitely hotter.

Celebrity nip > Pornstar nip

bottom line.

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TheMojoPin
06-24-2004, 10:38 AM
Your logic isn't even logic...it's just a baldfaced lie.

And if anything, she's even skinnier and more skeletal-like now that she's "super-famous," so odds are you'll be getting LESS tit than in those pics. Plus, women for the most part cease their natural "growing up" by age 18, so just because she's 23 now don't mean shit. You're still paying $12 to see half a second of something we've all seen a billion times before, and it's disgraceful.

When the "Pussification of America" is discussed, THIS is what I think of. You have been conquered by a tit flash, when incalcuably more and better tits are readily available for your viewing consumption. You're pussy-whipped by Natalie Portman, and you're not even getting anything for it.

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ChickenHawk
06-24-2004, 10:45 AM
Plus, women for the most part cease their "growing up" by age 18, so just because she's 23 now don't mean shit.

...
That would explain:
She's 23 now. Her tits may or not be slightly bigger now
and
it's just a baldfaced lie.
Is that a pun?

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Freakshow
06-24-2004, 10:47 AM
so, does this movie have a name?



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TheMojoPin
06-24-2004, 10:47 AM
I offered the "may" as a caveat because she's famous and there's no telling what sort of diabolical surgeries and medical procedures she might have secretly undergone at this point.

Is that a pun?

Are we talking gash now?

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Hoojibs
06-24-2004, 10:53 AM
Even though Natalie Portman is in my top 5, I won't spend the $8.75 to go see it for 2 reasons.

1. I've seen those nude shots from her at the beach.
2. It is only half a second and a side shot.

I will however scour the web til I do find it when it comes out.



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JustJon
06-24-2004, 10:59 AM
so, does this movie have a name?



The movie is called "Closer"


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Doctor Manhattan
06-24-2004, 11:01 AM
"The Adventures of Nat's Teats"

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schmega
06-24-2004, 11:02 AM
lemme paraphrase Chris Rock:

porn star titty=community titty

formerly uptight actress titty=forbidden titty, haley comet titty, solar eclipse titty, that-special-occasion-when-your-women-lets-you-fuck-her-in-the-a titty

you can see porn star titty ANYTIME. i cant distiguish one pair of those from another. but i'll spot katie holme's odd set from a mile away. its seared into my memory.

i'm not a big portman fan. she's still that lil' girl from Beautiful Girls and The Professional. but god bless you other fellas who cant wait to see it on a big screen.

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ChickenHawk
06-24-2004, 11:09 AM
Okay so... so far Patches and Shmega have the ability to use deductive reasoning. For anyone else I missed, I apologize and I aplaud you.

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Freakshow
06-24-2004, 11:23 AM
Thanks JustJon. I can always count on you to my reading for me when I get lazy.

Closer (2004/I) Plot Outline: An intriguing story of passion, drama, love, and abandonment involving two couples, which only gets more complicated when the man from the first couple gets acquainted with the woman from the second coupling.

Sounds kinda like a chick flick.

Closer (2000) Plot Outline: Semi-documentary about a lesbian teenager, Annelise Rodger.

That's more like it.


And is it closer like the Nine Inch Nails song?
Or closer like Eric Gagne?




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TheMojoPin
06-24-2004, 11:33 AM
formerly uptight actress titty=forbidden titty, haley comet titty, solar eclipse titty, that-special-occasion-when-your-women-lets-you-fuck-her-in-the-a titty

She's still an uptight actress, hence why it's only half a flash of the side of her boob for what's probably a literal second. And unseen titty don't make it special titty, or even good titty.

I'd give it to you mutts if it was at least a good full-on shot, even if very brief. But this is shit. LESS than shit. And anyone trying to build it up as something else is in an almost insane level of denial.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if people weren't talking like they'd PAY to see this. THAT'S the truly pathetic part, even if they do walk right out afterwards.

And besides, you probably saw more of her tits in that last awful "Star Wars" movie than you will in this one.

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ChickenHawk
06-24-2004, 11:35 AM
Ok, the God-honest truth:

I'm probably not gonna pay to go see this movie, if I even see it at all. But you can bet your ass I am gonna seek out shots of it on the internet, and I'm happy about it. So there.

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TheMojoPin
06-24-2004, 11:39 AM
I think I just hate happiness.

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Patches
06-24-2004, 11:42 AM
There's the understatement of year, ya miserable prick.

:|

(sorry, but smiley faces to dudes is just gay. You get the point.)

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grlNIN
06-24-2004, 12:08 PM
And is it closer like the Nine Inch Nails song?



Somehow i doubt it.


The only thing that pisses me off about Portman is that everyone thinks she's a great actress. She did 1 good movie when she was like 10 and ever since then it's been a downward spiral(no pun intended) of overhyped, estrogen filled shitfests.

"Anywhere But Here" and "Where the Heart Is" alone should have secured her a place in the "Overhyped IT Girl Gone to Shit" Hall of Fame.

And don't even mention Star Wars, you're not fooling anyone.

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El Mudo
06-24-2004, 12:13 PM
I love Natalie Portman...

But i'm anticpating Anne Hathaway's full frontal in "Havoc" more....

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Freakshow
06-24-2004, 12:24 PM
And is it closer like the Nine Inch Nails song?



Somehow i doubt it.



I was speaking purely in term of pronunciation.

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grlNIN
06-24-2004, 12:31 PM
I love Natalie Portman...

But i'm anticpating Anne Hathaway's full frontal in "Havoc" more....





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JustJon
06-24-2004, 08:23 PM
Like screen caps of this movie won't be on the 'net within the week of the movie's release.

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Doctor Manhattan
06-25-2004, 10:12 AM
They'll be out before the release of the film.

I've put Nat into my sig pic. And I'm going to watch the Leon (AKA The Professional) this weekend. Oldman being in the new starwars is the reason for my weird photo-mash

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jeffdwright2001
06-25-2004, 10:24 AM
But i'm anticpating Anne Hathaway's full frontal in "Havoc" more....

Me too!! (anticipating Anne Hathaway's nudity that is - of course I'm nude as I type this, but that's for another thread and my HR Department to deal with)

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blakjeezis
06-25-2004, 11:37 AM
Anne Hathaway's full frontal in "Havoc"

The only thing that would make that cooler would be if it was about Cyclops' brother as well as showing Anne Hathaway's cans.

Oh yeah, Anne Hathaway - I'd hit it.
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Fallon
02-24-2005, 12:17 PM
Jews protest Natalie Portman (http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2005/02/24/jews_protest_portman_scene_in_jerusalem/)

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02-24-2005, 12:20 PM
Jew's suck.


Not really, but how can you protest such beauty due to a wall??

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02-24-2005, 03:46 PM
I'm all for respecting other people's religions, whatever they are.
But if you are Jewish, dont give me the business about how "backward' Muslims are in how they treat Women. Look in your own backyard. This stuff gets filed in the same category by me.
And obviously this isn't all Jews, just very religious ones. The same can be said for Muslims.



BTW No wonder Natalie's so hot. Israeli girls are sssmmmmokin.

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Def Dave in SC
02-26-2005, 03:34 PM
Were I in a situation where a crowd of people were chanting, "Immoral! Immoral!" I think I would take my pants off and proceed to do cartwheels.

I dunno, maybe thats just me.

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Meatball
02-26-2005, 08:55 PM
I disagree -

The wall is part of a temple. Its the most holy temple (synagogue) in the world to jews. If a man and woman started making out in ANY temple, or church, of any religion, they would be told to get out.

This seems pretty obvious to me..its just that with celebrities, everything gets blown out of proportion.

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A.J.
02-26-2005, 10:06 PM
The wall is part of a temple. Its the most holy temple (synagogue) in the world to jews. If a man and woman started making out in ANY temple, or church, of any religion, they would be told to get out.

And then a radio show would get taken off the air.

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ChickenHawk
02-27-2005, 12:28 AM
Not sure what this thread has to do with the recent news story...


But I still want to fuck Natalie Portman till my dick looks like a wet Slim Jim.

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