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monsterone

06-15-2004, 06:16 PM

here's a lil game i invented to kill time:

1. 1st make your weapon with objects found around the office; rubber bands are great ammo:

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/m1_game/P6100039.jpg>

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/m1_game/P6100040.jpg>

make a target; found this plane in some computer mag about some ww1 game coming out - attached to a sprinkler:

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/m1_game/P6100037.jpg>

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/m1_game/P6100038.jpg>

aim and fire all day long:

<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/m1_game/P6100041.jpg>

i've created a variation of paintball where the other guys (and chick) in the office have hand helds, but management didn't like it too much. now we got to go covert.

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick 

moe & horde king, come back soon

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JPMNICK

06-15-2004, 06:26 PM

Besides having the best wallpaper ever, what do you do for a living?

Also, I am not sure how my company would feel about me hanging things from the fire safety system.

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monsterone

06-15-2004, 06:32 PM

graphic designer with a lot of time to spare. i like to say i'm fast but...

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
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moe & horde king, come back soon

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ADF

06-15-2004, 06:41 PM

Your company should try the "Get Some New Ceiling Tiles" game... it's jam-packed with fun!

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ADFsig.jpg"></a> blablam!</center>

fluffernutter

06-15-2004, 06:43 PM

Man, I am dying for some kind of artistic job cause I think I am kind of ok and have some limited talent. Man would I love to work in an office like that. That looks funner than driving around in my car all day going from Wal-Mart to Wal-Mart.

Yes, I am being serious.

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I HATE stand up comedy!

Dave Chappelle is a no talent hack.

monsterone

06-15-2004, 07:03 PM

this is how i keep my sanity in between fights with management. i stopped giving a fuck a long time ago. i do not have a "real job" or get paid "real money." management considers me a button pushing monkey.

and our it guy loves my wallpaper - he only uses macs.

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
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moe & horde king, come back soon

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furie

06-15-2004, 07:16 PM

my office game involves changing the seat setting on office-mate's chairs (height, how far back it rocks, etc) but only slightly.

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/blazingfurie.jpg">

monsterone

06-17-2004, 08:15 PM

get your awesom-o wallpaper here:

<img src= "http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/awesomo.gif" height="300" />

and here's another fun game, it's called hide the tranny

dl here (http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/VSImage_2.jpg)

make multiple copies and hide in your co-workers desk, cabinents, personal property, etc... fun, fun fun!!!

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick 

moe & horde king, come back soon

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IrishAlkey

06-17-2004, 08:24 PM

The toilet upstairs is leaking.

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monsterone

06-17-2004, 08:25 PM

you're not joking alkey. seriously.

ps. are you playing softball?

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
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moe & horde king, come back soon

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IrishAlkey

06-17-2004, 08:33 PM

I'm co-umping do to my medical condition and the fact I'm on blood thinners.

I took a line drive off Staple's bat in the fucking cock and I fear bleeding uncontrollably from my penis.

I may be available to pinch hit if needed.

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monsterone

06-17-2004, 08:41 PM

sorry to hear about your penis (never thought i'd write that). here's a $1000 sticky dollars for the next betting game (he's got me covered) to... ah... look favorably upon the whatleys.

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick 

moe & horde king, come back soon

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IrishAlkey

06-17-2004, 08:48 PM

Consider my penis The Godfather and the date of the softball game the day of my daughter's wedding.

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monsterone

06-17-2004, 08:55 PM

i have a gun taped to the back of the portajohn; but getting smacked in the wiener, you probably have some swelling going for you, irish curse.

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick 

moe & horde king, come back soon

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monsterone

06-20-2004, 07:57 PM

Consider my penis The Godfather and the date of the softball game the day of my daughter's wedding.

i was thinking about that alkey and doesn't that mean you owe me a favor? so twist it up like a ballooon giraffe and i'll be impressed.

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick 

moe & horde king, come back soon

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monsterone

06-20-2004, 08:15 PM

and can i get it in any other color besides purple?

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 Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick 

moe & horde king, come back soon

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