I've Never Had Anal

[Jennitalia]

I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything. I'm all for anyone else getting some butt-lovin, but for me, I just have no interest. I've heard a couple of horror stories, too, which sealed it for me. Well, not literally.

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[hurlmon]

Any chance we get to hear the horror stories?




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[JPMNICK]

Have you ever tried it? Have you ever let a guy "play" back there at all?

Did you have a bad experience? I am sure every boyfrined you have ever had has asked to try.

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[Iamnotatool]

You should try it with the irish guy....wee willie white.

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[Jennitalia]

I've "dabbled", and there have been the occasional "slips" during normal sex. But no, i've never had an entire penis up my hiney.

The horror stories? Well, a guy friend of mine got trashed one night and had anal with some girl. He woke up the next day and the girl was gone, but the bed was filled with poop.

The second one, who knows if it's entirely true, but my friend's friend had anal with a girl. They didn't use any lube and kinda tore her spincter. They had problems attaching it again and she had to use baggies.

I'm sorry, but I would just be too mortified to ever look at another guy again, let alone fuck him, if I ended up pooping all over him.

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[A.J.]

Does a prostate exam count?

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[JPMNICK]

Those sound like Urban Legends. I know plenty of people who have done it and no one has had any problems remotely near those.

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[Jennitalia]

i dont know jp. knowing me, that stuff would happen to me

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[Iamnotatool]

The girl's gotta plan, evacuate an hour or so before...Buttfucking isnt an every night thing. Birthdays, weekends, days that end in day, you know....


Seriously, you gotta take precautions. Porn sluts sleep with a butt plug the night before shooting an assfuck scene...

gotta stretch it out first...

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[Tall_James]

Porn sluts sleep with a butt plug the night before shooting an assfuck scene...

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[hurlmon]

Porn sluts sleep with a butt plug the night before shooting an assfuck scene...

gotta stretch it out first...

And I thought I was going to go all day without learning anything new.

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[Jennitalia]

i like my asshole dainty, thank you

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[walking joint]

if I ended up pooping all over him.


I just got a boner

[hurlmon]

He woke up the next day and the girl was gone, but the bed was filled with poop.


A friend had a similar experience but it happened just after completion. She was still on all 4's.
(so I was told)





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[Iamnotatool]

evacuate an hour or so before...



Some women can't comprehend.

Glad I'm here to teach.

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[Hottub]

I've Never Had Anal



Me neither!






Well, at least since I was paroled. :gasp:

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This message was edited by Hottub on 6-15-04 @ 5:57 PM

[Crippler]

i like my asshole dainty, thank you
Ah, don't worry, it snaps back within a few hours/a day...kinda like childbirth for the backdoor. And from what I've been told, it's a whole new kinda climax, which can't be compared or put into words.

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[reeshy]

Me neither! Well, at least since I was paroled.



Same here...not since I was an altar boy!!!!!!!!!!

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[NITRON]

I think it's overrated. What's the appeal anyway? Nothing I would look forward to.

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[keithy_19]

It's great. Search Kazaa for 'thin white boy gets plowed by obese black man porn slut whore illegal interacial gay homoerotic.

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[JPMNICK]

Or as Keith calls it, sophmore year.

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[TheGameHHH]

im glad jenn's a part of this board, i love hearing stuff like this from her. i want another confessional thread tomorrow about you and sex jenn, I dont care if u have to make something up.

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This message was edited by Hottub on 6-15-04 @ 8:01 PM

[keithy_19]

Or as Keith calls it, sophmore year.

Actually it was more of a freshman year thing.

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[Katylina]

Well, I tried anal beads-- does that count? I just can't imagine fitting a large cock in my ass.

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[keithy_19]

Well, I tried anal beads-- does that count? I just can't imagine fitting a large cock in my ass.

So hot...

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[sr71blackbird]

too hot!

Well, Ive never managed to stuff it in there, but I have gotten my tounge up there on many occasions.

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[monsterone]

Porn sluts sleep with a butt plug the night before shooting an assfuck scene...

gotta stretch it out first...





i like my asshole dainty, thank you



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[Iamnotatool]

As Crip so expertly advised, give it an hour or 2 and the knot tightens up like a vice...

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[Arienette]

What's the appeal anyway? i had a friend back in high school who i discussed this with once. he said that the main appeal was getting the girl to give in to doing it. he said that it didn't feel all that different (for the guy, obviously) from vaginal sex. that was just one guy's opinion, though..

i think for girls, at least for the first few times, the appeal would be feeling like a slut.

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[Jennitalia]

well, i can be a slut without partaking in anal.

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[Arienette]

well, i can be a slut without partaking in anal. absolutely. i think it's just one way to go about it. i think creative sluts are the most fun.

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[East Side Dave]

I just can't imagine fitting a large cock in my ass.


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[Shecky]

and there have been the occasional "slips" during normal sex


Occasional?? Slips??

[Gmann]

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She's the expert on the subject