What I learned watching wrestling.

[Tenbatsuzen]

- The worst act of betrayal is to toss your partner through a plate glass window.

- Coconuts are Samoan kryptonite.

- You can have horribly, ridiculously bad skin, but with implants and a fitness regimen, you'll be a worldwide sex symbol (Torrie)

Anybody else?



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[WindowSill]

You can have horribly, ridiculously bad skin


Torrie has bad skin?

What Ive learned is that no matter how bad a wrestler you are, if you blow somebody well enough you can be a main eventer (Bradshaw)


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[Heather 8]

Re-learned tonight:

If you want a conversation to stay a secret, it will remain a secret, dammit, no matter how many cameras are pointed at you.



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[canofsoup15]

I learned this awhile ago: Wrestling stopped being cool after the WWF was changed to the WWE and Mick Foley left.

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Stuck in believe there is a lie, Promises promise an eye for an eye.
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[Heather 8]

I learned former fans can't resist reminding us how superior they are. *rolls eyes*

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[Tazz]

Black people and Samoans have hard heads.



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[hatetreehighway]

i learned that WCW stars can carry the feds.....

[Hosp]

... except WCW.

(And if you meant Eddie and Chris, they were so much more then "WCW talent")

No matter how much you love/hate someone, give it 6 months and you'll be the bitterest enemies/best of friends.

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[Tazz]

If a match is your "specialty", you will never win one.

i.e. Undertaker always loses buried alive matches and Kane has never won an inferno match.

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[NITRON]

There is no such thing as "bad" publicity.

"It matters not how straight the gate,
How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate the
captain of my soul."

[Jack_Doff]

No matter how invincible someone may seem, chances are good he's afraid of snakes.

[Tall_James]

If you marry the daughter of your boss, odds are you will always be a maineventer.


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[Tazz]

If your girlfriend tells you that she is pregnant, she is either lying or will have a miscarriage.

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[Iamnotatool]

If the queen had balls, they'd be grapefruits

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Heather 8]

If you marry the daughter of your boss, odds are you will always be a maineventer.


Screw O&A... Triple H always wins in the end.

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[jamesdiggy]

All referees are deaf, have no peripheral vision, and spend half their careers unconscious.

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

If you are not over six feet tall and do not weight more than 225 pounds, you'll never see the main event or mid card level, and in some cases, will never be considered good enough for the title that you are in the weight class of. (Only applies to the WWE, please tell me when the Cruiserweight Revolution will begin?)

"Snootch to the nootch."

[BigKilla]

Retirement match really means you'll be gone for 6 months to a year.

Your career history disappears when your off tv for a couple of months and comeback with a new name.

Any non-intended physical contact to your tag-team partner will eventually end up into a fued.

2-3 inches in height will be added to your profile when you become a pro-wrestler.

[Hosp]

You guys really aren't getting it, don't make it all about wrestling, it's supposed to be life lessons you can use in your regular life. Like:

Even if you are awful at what you do, if you can get people excited about one meaningless thing (The Worm) you'll be a success.

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[YoungJersey]

-what a "samoan" is
-after getting pounded on, a burst of energy and some shaking is all you need.
-people can change names and personality, without paperwork

"Shit in one hand and put put all your hopes in the other and see which one fills up first"

[Tall_James]

Sometimes nepotism works (shane & stephanie)...
sometimes it don't. (brian christopher)


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[Patches]

Folding chairs ain't jus fer sittin in!

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<b>I distinctly heard 'Jew down the price.' -Ben Stein</B>

[Tall_James]

If you're a Spanish announcer, don't get too attached to your table.


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[Heather 8]

If a guy swears on his kids' lives that you can trust him, don't trust him.*glares at Earl Hebner*

Always ask an on-looker (although several thousand is preferable) before accepting a handshake.

As long as you drive a Hummer, you can get away with attempted vehicular homicide.

Psycho chicks are more gooder.

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[NITRON]

more Lessons:

Some injured performers are so dedicated, they show up at ringside to watch.

Everyone survives the ref's ten count

Superpowers is not unusual

Fans are very forgiving

If you go for your signature move early, most likely
the attempt will fail...

Wrestlers will fight prematurely--before their scheduled PPV match.

"It matters not how straight the gate,
How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate the
captain of my soul."

[TwiztidRock]

I learned that you can assault you're boss and not get fired, as long as you kiss his ass.

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

The mentally ill don't only win at the special olympics.

Jesus - The Source of my Strength!
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[synthfiend]

Everyone survives the ref's ten count


Not everyone. Just ask HHH and Shelton Benjamin.

Wayne Brady: Ho's? Dave. Dave? Ho's.
Dave Chappelle: Evenin' bitches.
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