Lita's pregnant.

[Tenbatsuzen]

All right.

So we had Terri getting pregnant and "miscarrying".

Then we had a post-menopause Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

Now we have Lita knocked up.

If she goes for an abortion, will fire shoot out of her vag?



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[Heather 8]

Lita's pregnant.

Peachy's disgusted.

"Oh, please Stacy, don't tell anyone... and ignore the fact that I blurted out the news to you in front of a cameraman, a couple thousand fans watching on the TitanTron, and a few million people watching from their homes."





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This message was edited by Peachy on 6-14-04 @ 11:03 PM

[walking joint]

the whole thing sucks.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The only way I can see this working is if Kane's powers include some sort of hyper-gestation. How can this work for the next 8 months?




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[Fallon]

I found out who the father (http://www.fpdct.com/images/pba_pics/DSC00144.JPG) is.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

So Lita fucked two men, not sure who the father is...

Sounds like a bad 80's sitcom with a couch in the shape of a car.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

I found out who the father (http://www.fpdct.com/images/pba_pics/DSC00144.JPG) is.



G. Gordon Liddy!?!?



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[Se7en]

What is she, a whore? She sleeps with two men, and doesn't at least have the decency to use protection? The pill is easy to obtain, honey.

But, of course, we al know that pregnancy angles do not work. Never have. And this one has the potential to be total wrestlecrap.

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[SuperClerk]

If Kane is the father, will the baby look like this?

http://www.gorenight.de/movies/braindead/data/pic10.jpg

"Foreign wrestling matches are a lot like foreign films; no one really understands 'em, but they don't want strangers to think they're stupid, so they rave about them and turn their noses up at anyone who says otherwise."

This message was edited by WWFallon on 6-15-04 @ 11:00 AM

[clsmlm]

Shhhhh guys keep it down , damn what the hell are you doing. When she told Stacy she knew everyone was watching, I"m sure she didn't miss the cameraman watching, but we all need to keep it from Matt Hardy. so everyone keep your mouth shut. . But she shouldnt worry so much, she had a few matches since getting knocked up, so maybe she will have a miscarriage, or the baby will be born a retard and Eugene can take care of the baby. Either way I"m glad now RAW is starting to get ridicioulous like smack down.

Iris loves you

[Fallon]

As imbegginya would say, "fat chicks love the hardyz". Well, it looks like Lita is becoming one.

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[Tazz]

Nothing good or entertaining can come of this.

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[Iamnotatool]

The Olsen twins are the fathers. HOT!

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[hatetreehighway]

eugene.. they are pushing him so much make em the pop why not..

[Tenbatsuzen]

Am I gonna have to fire up Photoshop for this? Don't make me do it. I will.

I swear to god I will.

Does this mean that Mark's new gimmick is "Uncletaker"?



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[NITRON]

I've always noticed that Lita is a lot older than the younger divas, even though her acrobatics and attire, I think, is meant to suggest "youth".
My guess: very late thirties

"It matters not how straight the gate,
How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate the
captain of my soul."

[clsmlm]

Lita is friggin ugly. If you watch you can notice they try not to have too many close ups of her face. and what the hell was she thinking when she got the huge ugly tattoo on her arm? Matt Hardy was cool and a good bad guy, now he's lame with his little Matt facts. Lita and Matt are not morning people. wtf. She's a whore anyway. If my chick fucked some guy so he wouldnt bother me, i would kick her ass to the curb

Iris loves you

[Iamnotatool]

I'd do her. Who did she fuck to get away from matt anyway?

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[DJEvelEd]

You're the only abortion for me tenbatsuzen. If we ever consumate our relationship, I'll smack your ass with a hanger and do the salt lick thing. I'll even suck you better than the Abort-A-Vac. You're a hottie (in a fat sweaty kind of way)

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[Heather 8]

I've always noticed that Lita is a lot older than the younger divas, even though her acrobatics and attire, I think, is meant to suggest "youth".
My guess: very late thirties


Actually, she's only a year older than me, which would make her "very late 20s."

When she told Stacy she knew everyone was watching, I"m sure she didn't miss the cameraman watching, but we all need to keep it from Matt Hardy.

Because I'm sure he wasn't watching on a monitor somewhere, or one of the other guys hasn't clued him in. D'oh! There I go with that pesky logic again.



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This message was edited by Peachy on 6-15-04 @ 8:14 PM

[NITRON]

Actually, she's only a year older than me, which would make her "very late 20s."


My fault. I guess I was judging superficially...the lines and wrinkles on her face. Despite those, I agree that the tattoo on her shoulder is unattractive.

"It matters not how straight the gate,
How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate the
captain of my soul."

[Heather 8]

I would like to thank this future WrestleCrap entry for my new sig, however... ;p

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v294/RFPeachy/litaeptrf.jpg

This message was edited by Peachy on 6-15-04 @ 7:40 PM

[JesterOfSadness]

nice one peachy

"I am a broken soul. Tricked by many, and laughed at. For I feel nothing now since my whole life is nothing but a shallow grave awaiting its prize"-Me