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Little Tony DeFranco
06-13-2004, 07:24 AM
Review: The Stepford Wives


This comic remake of the Ira Levin novel has is painfully uneven but still very funny, thanks to Piscataway writer Paul Rudnick and director Frank Oz (Miss Piggy muppet, Little Shop of Horrors) who did a good comedy called "In and Out" with Kevin Klein playing a latent homo about to marry. It is obvious that there were some reshoots and a tag on ending so the movie has problems. The 1975 film by Brit director Bryan Forbes was a good creepy adaptation starring Katherine Ross.

The story is kind of like "Invasion of The Body Snatchers" , a secluded and rich town called Stepford Connecticut is a place where all the women are stunning servants to their husbands with plastic smiles and a plate of cookies on every table. They also bang their husbands whenever commanded with screams of "YOU ARE THE MASTER, THE KING...OHHHHHH..". Joanna and Walter Eberhard are new to town and welcomed but Joanna is miffed by the wives robot-like manners. The mystery unfolds to reveal the husbands are out to replace their wives with robots.

Oz and Rudnick have modernized the tale as a broad comedy with Nichole Kidman as Joanna Eberhard and Matthew Broderick as Walter Kresby (she kept her maiden name for business reasons). The movie is one long joke peppered with great characters like a gay couple (Producers star Roger Bart steals the movie as the gayest man alive while his partner David Marshall Grant is a Republican), and Glenn Close as the royal leader of the Stepford Book Club (they review coffee table Christmas books). Bette Midler and Jon Lovitz as the new JEWS round out some good laughs. But wait....Christopher Walken is Mike.. the leader of the Stepford Men's Society (Bigass Laughs). Good jabs at TV,women, men, gays and Jews and other taboo shit to do with rich people.

Where does it foul up, to start with Nichole Kidman's comic talent..not that good but she does a good job in the opening scene when she gets fired from her exec job. Broderick isn't funny enough as Walter. The turn around ending is silly (but funny over the top) even though it makes no sense in accord of the original book and movie. The support cast is better than the 2 leads and it gets good laughs (the audience liked it). Watch for Mike White (School of Rock) and country star Faith Hill as an F-Doll wife with a remote control. Bart and Close do the finest work of all the cast. Good Rental.
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Doctor Manhattan
06-13-2004, 08:14 AM
and director Frank Oz (Miss Piggy muppet, Little Shop of Horrors)


Yoda, forgot Yoda did you!

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Mike Teacher
06-13-2004, 09:09 AM
Yoda, forgot Yoda did you!


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DreamWeaver
06-13-2004, 11:28 AM
Eh I didn't care for it that much. I laughed maybe twice. Don't waste the $8...wait for video.

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ChickenHawk
06-13-2004, 12:25 PM
i saw it for free last tuesday and I liked it a lot. Not the kinda movie i could watch more than once, but still quite enjoyable. I'd recommend it. Especially considering the absolute crap that's currently in theaters.

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JustJon
06-13-2004, 02:07 PM
who did a good comedy called "In and Out" with Kevin Klein playing a latent homo about to marry
And this is why you reviews on websites and not in Entertainment Weekly. You trying to be a "shock reviewer"?

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Little Tony DeFranco
06-13-2004, 04:14 PM
the ususal reviewer from a mag gets advanced screenings and gets paid for it. I pay to see the films that might be of interest to me because of the director or writer or fav actor. I wait to see most on DVD and specify the reasons to add DVD to my collection. I hope I get good feedback from those that like what I write but it's your choice. I like doing it though.




who did a good comedy called "In and Out" with Kevin Klein playing a latent homo about to marry
And this is why you reviews on websites and not in Entertainment Weekly. You trying to be a "shock reviewer"?

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JustJon
06-13-2004, 04:16 PM
No, I'm pointing out the word "homo" is considered derrogatory and doesn't belong in a credible review.

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TheMojoPin
06-13-2004, 05:05 PM
Homos of the world...UNITE!

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Mike Teacher
06-13-2004, 05:07 PM
Homos of the world...UNITE!


Dyslexics of the World ... UNTIE ! ! !

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Gwen
06-14-2004, 07:46 AM
I saw it with my mom and I thought it was cute. There were some pretty funny parts in it and parts of it were filmed in my town. Also being from a town exactly like that and living in Connecticut I guess it was good to see my family aren't the only ones who sees the insanity in a place like this.

"And I thought to myself 'Where could I put a town of robots that no one would notice? Connecticut!'" That was classic. It was good, but not anything I'd pay to see again.

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Tall_James
06-14-2004, 07:57 AM
Where could I put a town of robots that no one would notice?

WESTWORLD !!!

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Doctor Manhattan
06-14-2004, 08:00 AM
In Roger Ebert's review of "In and Out" he used the words "Faggot", "Pole Smoker" and "Matt Dillon"

Hey, aren't one of the "Stepford Wives" a guy? I read something in EW that they added a same sex couple to the story, and one of the guys is a robot.

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Tall_James
06-14-2004, 08:07 AM
I knew the movie would suck when this kid showed up...

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badorties
06-14-2004, 08:37 AM
i read an essay in the new yorker earlier this year that offered an interesting twist on the movie:

what made the original work so well was that it questioned gender roles in the wake of the 70s feminist movement ... a better twist for our modern day would be to tackle the issue of a 'perfect' child: choosing genetics traits, medicating/therapy and the like ...



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TheMojoPin
06-14-2004, 12:20 PM
In Roger Ebert's review of "In and Out" he used the words "Faggot", "Pole Smoker" and "Matt Dillon"

You almost killed me with laughter.

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Def Dave in SC
06-14-2004, 06:42 PM
It sucked. It really could have been a funny movie, but there were too many plot holes.

Ok, are the women robots? the one shot out money like an atm. bette midler put her hand on the stove and was alright. they had the robots sans eyes and clothes all ready at the mens' club.

BUT, Christopher Walken said that they controlled the women through microchips, and at the end when the chips were destroyed, the women were back to normal. When I pay $8 to see a movie, i expect it to make at least some sense.

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