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angrymissy

09-14-2001, 07:20 AM

Don't ask why.

A panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
The panda then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.
"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
The panda grasps the manager by the throat, lifts him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"
At this the Panda walks out the door.
The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
"Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Fallon

09-14-2001, 07:55 AM

That's one badass panda!

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JustJon

09-14-2001, 09:37 AM

Since nothing can beat a bear, think a Panda can beat a Grizzly?

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skullcrush

09-14-2001, 12:59 PM

lol,that was stupid.lol

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angrymissy

09-14-2001, 01:04 PM

JustJon - Is that that freakin Panda bear from Ranma 1/2

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The Blowhard

09-18-2001, 11:04 PM

A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west.
He looks at the cowboys and shouts:"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"!!

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JustJon

09-19-2001, 10:00 AM

amb, yes. I did a search on pandas and that was the first one to come up.

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