Family Game

[sr71blackbird]

Oh my God!

I just found out that my uncle's father's sister married my aunt's father's son!

Not only that, but my grandfather's daughter is my uncle's brother's spouce!!!

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[Freakshow]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!

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[sr71blackbird]

My brother in laws wife is the daughter of my grandfathers child!!!

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[blakjeezis]

This is awful, just awful.

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I'm Rick James, bitch!

[sr71blackbird]

But it has millions of possibilities!!

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[blakjeezis]

Dark Helmet: I'm surrounded by Assholes!

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[canofsoup15]

I just found out that my uncle's father's sister married my aunt's father's son!


Your great aunt married your uncle.


Not only that, but my grandfather's daughter is my uncle's brother's spouce!!!


Your grandfather's daughter is your aunt.

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[sr71blackbird]

My daughters cousins father's brother married my grandmothers daughter!!

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[jeffdwright2001]

I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

[Tall_James]

Jeff - I remember that song from the Uncle Floyd Show. As a matter of fact, I was watching a DVD this morning with my daughter "The Best of the Uncle Floyd Show" - she thought Oogie was hilarious.


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[jeffdwright2001]

Jeff - I remember that song from the Uncle Floyd Show. As a matter of fact, I was watching a DVD this morning with my daughter "The Best of the Uncle Floyd Show" - she thought Oogie was hilarious.

TJ - I first heard my grandfather perform it one evening when he, my Uncle, and the rest of their band were just sitting around and warming up for rehearsal.

He had the Lonzo and Oscar album which is supposedly the first actual recording of it.

I did a little searching and found this:

It was written ca. 1947 or so by Moe Jaffe and Dwight Latham, a pair of Tin Pan Alley tunesmiths. The earliest recording of it I know of was by Lonzo & Oscar, but Homer & Jethro probably had the most widely known version.

The above quote was taken from a site on Shel Silverstein (http://www.banned-width.com/shel/misc/faq.html#grandpa)

[Freakshow]

Whoa! Shel Siverstein wrote A Boy Named Sue. Wild.

And the annyoing Unicorn song.



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