The Great American Bash Card Released!

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Here's the card that's been released onto the web and reportedly is the card sent to the arena where the GAB will be held.

WWE Championship ƒ_" Bull Rope Match
- Eddie Guerrero vs. JBL in a Bullrope Match for the WWE Title

Handicap Match
- The Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

United States Championship
- John Cena vs. Booker T for the WWE U.S. Title

Flag Match
- Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

- Rey Mysterio vs. Mark Jindrak

WWE Tag Team Championship
- Rico & Charlie Haas vs. Chavo Guerrero & Chavo Classic

- Kenzo Suzuki vs. TBA

Divas Beach Competition
Dawn and Sable vs. Torrie and Miss Jackie (sub for Sable would be Jacqueline)

- The Divas would get on top of each otherƒ_Ts shoulders and wrestle each other down into the ocean (a game of ƒ_ochickenƒ__ fighting). The first Diva to fall off of the top of the otherƒ_Ts shoulders loses
- Beach Volleyball Match
- Sand Box Match ƒ_" Dawn vs. Sable vs. Torrie vs. Miss Jackie Fatal 4 Way in the sand


Just as an interesting thought, how would you book these matches?

"Snootch to the nootch."

[Tall_James]

Awful.


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[Tazz]

Good to see that they are trying to get an even LOWER buyrate than for last months crap-fest.

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[hatetreehighway]

why are they calloing one of there ppvs by the name of a wcw ppv. .. just give booker the inter belt he was 5x5x5x5x5 wcw champion....

[Crippler]

Flag Match
- Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree
Yeah, because the Battle Creek Stoner is definitely the guy I want holding the stars & stripes going into battle. Why not just push forward with the Cena/Dupree angle, at least Cena is the US Champ and that would make more sense in a flag match? And put Booker in a program with Eddy like they alluded to when he made the jump to SD. And have JBL euthanized. Christ, are they trying to kill their own product?

And why can't the Dudleys wrestle without one another anymore? If you want to put them over as a return to their days of ruthless-badass-ness, is making them face opponents at a PPV in a 2-on-1 match really the best way to do it?

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[hatetreehighway]

just bring hugene over that will save the sd brand.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

First of all HTH, it's Eugene. His name starts with an E. Second of all, you're all right in saying that this is going to be worse than Judgement Day.

"Snootch to the nootch."

[Iamnotatool]

I wouldn't fuck this card with your dick.

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[JustJon]

It's a good thing they're rushing to have 2 ppvs this month. Too bad I'm busy that night... I need to practice juggling.

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[Teenweek]

Yeah with a solid bad blood card maybe nobody will notice this card.

[Heather 8]

Just as an interesting thought, how would you book these matches?

Well, first I'd bang my head against the wall. Repeatedly. Till the pain I feel from that eclipses the pain I felt while reading this crap.

After that, the brain damage should make it easy to enjoy this show... and easier to book it.

This message was edited by Peachy on 6-1-04 @ 9:25 PM

[Se7en]

Sweet Jesus.

This card looks, in some respects, WORSE than Judgment Day.

The buyrate for this is going to be BRUTAL.

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[KERMIT]

Yea........ Can we admit that this brand thing was a huge Failure and just put the two brands back together again. I used to like to watch wrestling Thursday night. Now I forget that it is on. And also I would like JBL's gimmick if it wasn't JBL doing it.

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[JesterOfSadness]

I don't believe there was any build-up to most of the matches there. but there are still (?) weeks away or something from it.

I'm really wondering if they plan on placing the US title on Booker and have Cena move on up to the main event status.


"I am a broken soul. Tricked by many, and laughed at. For I feel nothing now since my whole life is nothing but a shallow grave awaiting its prize"-Me

[phixion]

Yeah, because the Battle Creek Stoner


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[KERMIT]

whats wrong with stoners? we are the friendliest nicest people on the planet.


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[Se7en]

You know, I MIGHT consider watching such a card if it was, you know, on free TV. For ex., if this was a regular Smackdown card, I might watch this.

But pay $35 for it? Who the fuck are they trying to con here?

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[hatetreehighway]

ya think vince could be a little more creative.
THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH.
JOHNNY "NITRO" ......
BASH AT THE BEACH I GUESS IS NEXT MONTH NOW.
KILLING OF THE CRUISERS IS SO VINCE.
KILLING KIDMANS CAREER.
ULTIMATE DRAGON.
WHATEVER.........

PS- THIS CARD STILL BLOWS AWAY BAD BLOOD
BESIDES HITC. THE REST OF BB IS FUCKING THE WORST.......................ENOUGH WITH KANE ALREADY. JESUS CHRIST....

This message was edited by hatetreehighway on 6-9-04 @ 1:25 PM

[Teenweek]

What the hell are you smoking. You have a 4 star match in Hell in the Cell and you have a 3 star maybe 4 star match in Benjamin and Orton. The tag title match will be good and Benoit vs Kane has been doing very well on House shows.

[hatetreehighway]

your kiDdING right......
shelton is over pushed scrub.
enough with pushing kane.
he's fucking awful....edge/benoit now that would have been a match......
hitc is the only match of ppv worthy of buying this show. and la resistance has ta be one of the worst tag teams of all time......there just as good as the bashams. need i say more.. they was have way decent with dupree.... someones gotta agree that
tgab will blow this ppv away.............

[BigKilla]

[quote]You know, I MIGHT consider watching such a card if it was, you know, on free TV. For ex., if this was a regular Smackdown card, I might watch this.

But pay $35 for it? Who the fuck are they trying to con here?]



The only reason I'm getting it is because it's free for military. Otherwise I would have passed on too.

BTW if anyone is a veteren they're eligible to get if free as well.

[hatetreehighway]

this will blow away bad blood.
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